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Mucho dating advice

Get her in bed the Mucho way!

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by smerf

submitted September 9th 2008

94 comments
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Mucho dating advice
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Never fails.
10 years ago
What was the old Colt45 tag-line? "Works every time." -- Billy D.
10 years ago
before my time
10 years ago
"I don't claim you can have a better time with colt45 than with out it... but why take chances."
10 years ago
"There are 2 rules to remember when you wanna have a good time: rule #1 is never run out of Colt 45. Rule number 2? Never forget rule #1."
10 years ago
The homeless guy (named Rodney) who lives in a park near my place always has a 16 oz Colt 45 in his hand. He is a pretty funny guy for a homeless person. We have to move his ass off the Hole #1 tee box for the disk golf course at least once a week. Silly drunks.
10 years ago
what's a "disk" golf course?
10 years ago
hey hey, Ryder Cup starting, let the yank bashing begin.
10 years ago
It means what it implies. "Disk" as in Frisbee golf. It's fun as fuck.
10 years ago
Fun as fuck? You are a strange strange man.
10 years ago
You spelled woman wrong. And fuck, disk gold rules. You sir are the strange one.
10 years ago
Especially since Typical is female.
10 years ago
she hasn't been sexed yet so we don't really know now do we
10 years ago
post a pic typical..if you don't you're lame...fact
10 years ago
I submitted one but it hasn't been posted. And like I have said before my myspace link is under my user profile.
10 years ago
well.....another cute redhead!! not you smerf!!....hellonurse is the other one. i wonder where she has been?
10 years ago
I really wouldn't know.

*pulls rug over 'secret trap door'*
10 years ago
if figured you fugs or Ty
10 years ago
BCW, that hurts. Why must you say things like that?
10 years ago
homophobic maybe??
10 years ago
We seem to have so many females on board now that I cant tell whos who. There are more moobs posted than boobs though.
10 years ago
Only in the past few months, leper. Overall, I think there's still more boobs than moobs having been posted.
10 years ago
You know, homophobia is just about the most worthless fear ever. Honestly, how can you be afraid of some queer?
10 years ago
This is what happened when she ordered the lobster.
10 years ago
yeah tha bitch! She will probably get it in the ass now.
10 years ago
I could say something like "Has that bitter smell, but doesn't leave her bitter"
10 years ago
Ether works just as well. Oh, maybe I shouldn't have said that.
10 years ago
Well, when the mickey finn wine fails, this is always the trump card.
10 years ago
hey, atleast she dosn't complain about anal!
10 years ago
untill she wakes up
10 years ago
That'll be when she says to herself "Last time I'm eating at that place, the lobster has made my ass hurt"
10 years ago
Where can I get some of this "Chloroform"?
10 years ago
Ask VicSin, its how she gets all her partners.
10 years ago
It's mined in West Virginia..
10 years ago
Rite-aid
10 years ago
I have a hammer named chloroform.
10 years ago
Mann das ist einfach hammer geil
10 years ago
echt hardcore geil... lol
10 years ago
Thats rape-tasic.
10 years ago
What do you want bet his name is Duane?
10 years ago
Too bad this won't help drumrave. He can't even get a girl to say yes to a date.
10 years ago
Epic fail on that insult, you are just mad because he called you a disease bag.
10 years ago
i think s(he) said that about themself also
10 years ago
Most likely.
10 years ago
I go on dates, I just can't get them into bed :(
10 years ago
damn drum.....i dont think i would have shared that with us...
10 years ago
everyone else knew i am a pathetic loser. It's nothing new
10 years ago
That sucks drumrave, sex is quite possibly the best thing on this planet. Part of me wants to say music....but eh....prolly sex.
10 years ago
Thanks typical, that makes me feel so much better
10 years ago
No problem. :)
10 years ago
If you weren't a pathetic loser, you'd be able to touch the pink lady parts.

So stop being one.
10 years ago
I would like to touch Typicals pink lady parts, but I bet MsDuff's stink too bad to get near.
10 years ago
You're so right. I don't bathe often enough. And its all infested.
10 years ago
At least you are honest. 1rish I would love to touch your pink lady parts also.
10 years ago
*pops collar*
10 years ago
i'll share a bath with MsDuff , that way we can both be clean.
10 years ago
You give me the creeps, so no.
10 years ago
i would have told you fries is harmless.....till i read his comment down below.... :P
10 years ago
Duff, do I give you the creeps?
10 years ago
Is that one of your std's?
10 years ago
I don't like to consider them "mine" because I am more than willing to share them.
10 years ago
A gift that keeps on giving
10 years ago
Not yet, 1rish1.
10 years ago
Awww, now that's just sweet.

Don't worry, Duff. I can fully attest to the creepiness of both Fries and 1rish
10 years ago
Christ, 1rish1! grow some fuckin balls man. whenever msduff makes a comment, ur right behind her trying to sneak in the rimjob....sad.
10 years ago
Thanks smerf, I had an idea that 1rish was creepy.
10 years ago
he's not creepy, he just wants to take you out to dinner, than a movie, followed by going back to his apartment, where he can chain you up and put in a ball gag. What was that movie with Sammy Jackson? i think that sums it up
10 years ago
I like being a pathetic loser, it's keeps me under the radar and no one has any expectations for me
10 years ago
don't worry buddy, at least you will always have your hand.
10 years ago
Well, at least Victorious would have some company, then
10 years ago
what happened to that crazy asshole? I stopped muchoing for a while and i don't see him anymore.
10 years ago
btw, any of you have some mucho dating advice for me?
10 years ago
Don't lick the green bits.
10 years ago
yeah, grow some balls and lose the tits.
10 years ago
Loose weight, don't talk and have very low standards. You work in a call center, all women that work in cc'c are whores. When I worked in cc's 5 years ago I got laid every other night but I also sold lots of drugs like oxycontin and ecstasy.
10 years ago
All the girls in my call center are black, or are white chicks that only do black dudes
10 years ago
Go get yourself a couple tins of black shoe polish.
10 years ago
HA i think a tub would be more sufficient
10 years ago
Don't work in a call center
10 years ago
Trust me when I say that I am looking for another job
10 years ago
How much does that job pay anyway? I've always wanted to know.
10 years ago
not enough or $10/hour is starting
10 years ago
but that's for comcast in Jacksonville, idk about other cities and I know there are other call center's that start at $12
10 years ago
this what happens when you add cheese to your burger...
cheese= either way, im hittin it
10 years ago
nah, chloroform is too much of a fuss. i prefer ghb...
10 years ago
guess i better google that
10 years ago
get her blasted
10 years ago
...off steel reserve.
10 years ago
ghb = gamma hydroxybutyric acid
10 years ago
a hammer is easier to get, and gives the added bonus of you being able to fuck a corpse.

10 years ago
true.
10 years ago
is there any sex and single women left on Mucho with which i can try this out on ?
10 years ago
*sexy
10 years ago
Rosie Palm & her 5 wicked sisters
10 years ago
recover password
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