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Mucho dating advice

Get her in bed the Mucho way!

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by smerf

submitted September 9th 2008

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Mucho dating advice
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Never fails.
9 years ago
What was the old Colt45 tag-line? "Works every time." -- Billy D.
9 years ago
before my time
9 years ago
"I don't claim you can have a better time with colt45 than with out it... but why take chances."
9 years ago
"There are 2 rules to remember when you wanna have a good time: rule #1 is never run out of Colt 45. Rule number 2? Never forget rule #1."
9 years ago
The homeless guy (named Rodney) who lives in a park near my place always has a 16 oz Colt 45 in his hand. He is a pretty funny guy for a homeless person. We have to move his ass off the Hole #1 tee box for the disk golf course at least once a week. Silly drunks.
9 years ago
what's a "disk" golf course?
9 years ago
hey hey, Ryder Cup starting, let the yank bashing begin.
9 years ago
It means what it implies. "Disk" as in Frisbee golf. It's fun as fuck.
9 years ago
Fun as fuck? You are a strange strange man.
9 years ago
You spelled woman wrong. And fuck, disk gold rules. You sir are the strange one.
9 years ago
Especially since Typical is female.
9 years ago
she hasn't been sexed yet so we don't really know now do we
9 years ago
post a pic typical..if you don't you're lame...fact
9 years ago
I submitted one but it hasn't been posted. And like I have said before my myspace link is under my user profile.
9 years ago
well.....another cute redhead!! not you smerf!!....hellonurse is the other one. i wonder where she has been?
9 years ago
I really wouldn't know.

*pulls rug over 'secret trap door'*
9 years ago
if figured you fugs or Ty
9 years ago
BCW, that hurts. Why must you say things like that?
9 years ago
homophobic maybe??
9 years ago
We seem to have so many females on board now that I cant tell whos who. There are more moobs posted than boobs though.
9 years ago
Only in the past few months, leper. Overall, I think there's still more boobs than moobs having been posted.
9 years ago
You know, homophobia is just about the most worthless fear ever. Honestly, how can you be afraid of some queer?
9 years ago
This is what happened when she ordered the lobster.
9 years ago
yeah tha bitch! She will probably get it in the ass now.
9 years ago
I could say something like "Has that bitter smell, but doesn't leave her bitter"
9 years ago
Ether works just as well. Oh, maybe I shouldn't have said that.
9 years ago
Well, when the mickey finn wine fails, this is always the trump card.
9 years ago
hey, atleast she dosn't complain about anal!
9 years ago
untill she wakes up
9 years ago
That'll be when she says to herself "Last time I'm eating at that place, the lobster has made my ass hurt"
9 years ago
Where can I get some of this "Chloroform"?
9 years ago
Ask VicSin, its how she gets all her partners.
9 years ago
It's mined in West Virginia..
9 years ago
Rite-aid
9 years ago
I have a hammer named chloroform.
9 years ago
Mann das ist einfach hammer geil
9 years ago
echt hardcore geil... lol
9 years ago
Thats rape-tasic.
9 years ago
What do you want bet his name is Duane?
9 years ago
Too bad this won't help drumrave. He can't even get a girl to say yes to a date.
9 years ago
Epic fail on that insult, you are just mad because he called you a disease bag.
9 years ago
i think s(he) said that about themself also
9 years ago
Most likely.
9 years ago
I go on dates, I just can't get them into bed :(
9 years ago
damn drum.....i dont think i would have shared that with us...
9 years ago
everyone else knew i am a pathetic loser. It's nothing new
9 years ago
That sucks drumrave, sex is quite possibly the best thing on this planet. Part of me wants to say music....but eh....prolly sex.
9 years ago
Thanks typical, that makes me feel so much better
9 years ago
No problem. :)
9 years ago
If you weren't a pathetic loser, you'd be able to touch the pink lady parts.

So stop being one.
9 years ago
I would like to touch Typicals pink lady parts, but I bet MsDuff's stink too bad to get near.
9 years ago
You're so right. I don't bathe often enough. And its all infested.
9 years ago
At least you are honest. 1rish I would love to touch your pink lady parts also.
9 years ago
*pops collar*
9 years ago
i'll share a bath with MsDuff , that way we can both be clean.
9 years ago
You give me the creeps, so no.
9 years ago
i would have told you fries is harmless.....till i read his comment down below.... :P
9 years ago
Duff, do I give you the creeps?
9 years ago
Is that one of your std's?
9 years ago
I don't like to consider them "mine" because I am more than willing to share them.
9 years ago
A gift that keeps on giving
9 years ago
Not yet, 1rish1.
9 years ago
Awww, now that's just sweet.

Don't worry, Duff. I can fully attest to the creepiness of both Fries and 1rish
9 years ago
Christ, 1rish1! grow some fuckin balls man. whenever msduff makes a comment, ur right behind her trying to sneak in the rimjob....sad.
9 years ago
Thanks smerf, I had an idea that 1rish was creepy.
9 years ago
he's not creepy, he just wants to take you out to dinner, than a movie, followed by going back to his apartment, where he can chain you up and put in a ball gag. What was that movie with Sammy Jackson? i think that sums it up
9 years ago
I like being a pathetic loser, it's keeps me under the radar and no one has any expectations for me
9 years ago
don't worry buddy, at least you will always have your hand.
9 years ago
Well, at least Victorious would have some company, then
9 years ago
what happened to that crazy asshole? I stopped muchoing for a while and i don't see him anymore.
9 years ago
btw, any of you have some mucho dating advice for me?
9 years ago
Don't lick the green bits.
9 years ago
yeah, grow some balls and lose the tits.
9 years ago
Loose weight, don't talk and have very low standards. You work in a call center, all women that work in cc'c are whores. When I worked in cc's 5 years ago I got laid every other night but I also sold lots of drugs like oxycontin and ecstasy.
9 years ago
All the girls in my call center are black, or are white chicks that only do black dudes
9 years ago
Go get yourself a couple tins of black shoe polish.
9 years ago
HA i think a tub would be more sufficient
9 years ago
Don't work in a call center
9 years ago
Trust me when I say that I am looking for another job
9 years ago
How much does that job pay anyway? I've always wanted to know.
9 years ago
not enough or $10/hour is starting
9 years ago
but that's for comcast in Jacksonville, idk about other cities and I know there are other call center's that start at $12
9 years ago
this what happens when you add cheese to your burger...
cheese= either way, im hittin it
9 years ago
nah, chloroform is too much of a fuss. i prefer ghb...
9 years ago
guess i better google that
9 years ago
get her blasted
9 years ago
...off steel reserve.
9 years ago
ghb = gamma hydroxybutyric acid
9 years ago
a hammer is easier to get, and gives the added bonus of you being able to fuck a corpse.

9 years ago
true.
9 years ago
is there any sex and single women left on Mucho with which i can try this out on ?
9 years ago
*sexy
9 years ago
Rosie Palm & her 5 wicked sisters
9 years ago
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