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Toe biter

"When I grow up, I'm gonna destroy Tokyo!"

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by smerf

submitted September 9th 2008

27 comments
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Toe biter
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Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah
9 years ago
I got to see that performed live. Until we had to leave because my drunk friend would scream out "GO GO GODZILLA" every 15 seconds and usually throw something into the crowd. Blue oyster cult....
9 years ago
^pointless story.
9 years ago
This is more the New York form of Godzilla.
9 years ago
i HATE these new Sobe Commercials!
9 years ago
Fuck all of you. I must go to bed so that I can report for Jury Duty in the morning. Anyone have a 'White Power' T-shirt I can borrow? Wanko?
9 years ago
Whenever they ask you a question pause a moment and say you have to divert to the voices in your head, then ask for a translator.
9 years ago
You can borrow my t shirt that says "Bitch shut the fuck up!" on it.
9 years ago
Haha, I am ineligible for jury duty.
9 years ago
that doesnt workanymore kirk. just go dressed as a trekie....
9 years ago
Tell them a transporter accident divided you into a good Kirk and an evil Kirk. Then pull out your cock and ask them to guess which one you are.
9 years ago
just walk up to the defendant before it starts, point to him and say guilty...they'll send you home
9 years ago
Or just show up naked.
9 years ago
So, I got out early. The defendant plead guilty to a lesser felony. The judge was cool. I'm so fucking glad I got this case because they were beginning jury selection for a murder trial this afternoon. As soon as he said we could go, I GTFO.... Oh and the parking deck pimped me for $5.25.

9 years ago
but dosent the courts pay for that as well as work you missed?
9 years ago
Ya! I get $20.
9 years ago
But you got to participate in the great American judicial system...hahaha
9 years ago
u get a free sandwich too? if not id go back, slap a bitch, and demand my ham and cheese. F the man.
9 years ago
GEICO
9 years ago
RABIES! RABIES!
9 years ago
Dude assfeltch, lizards RARELY have rabies. Ive owned, rehabilitated and worked around them for years and its a ridiculous misconception.
9 years ago
LOL... caught that one. Jokes aside though.. it is a troubling matter in certain southern regions.. you know, rabid lizards.
9 years ago
It's salmonella that you have to watch out for with lizards.
9 years ago
They let you own pets in the asylum Irish?
9 years ago
1rish1 sure knows his vermins.
9 years ago
Reminds me of my neighbor's Uromastyx.
9 years ago
Om nom nom
9 years ago
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