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Lost cat found

Fucking idiots these days...

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by smerf

submitted September 9th 2008

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Please tell me it's photoshopped
9 years ago
definitely.
9 years ago
you can't expect much intelligence coming from southern california
9 years ago
I think southern anywhere qualifies.
9 years ago
This is true, Wario
9 years ago
Now the AFC South has some uh, some depth with the Colts and the Jaguars but uh, that doesn't mean the division ain't uh, ain't uh, up for grabs.
9 years ago
Seriously? JohnMadden is still on here? I thought he'd have gotten the hammer a few days ago..
9 years ago
John Madden never gives up on the play, and you remember that.
9 years ago
You know, there are Sunset Boulevards in a number of cities across the US
9 years ago
That being said, there are a lot of stupid people in LA
9 years ago
so is it a weasel or a mink or sth like that?
9 years ago
That is a possum. The last thing you want to do is make it feel cornered inside a room of your house...lol
9 years ago
I almost ran over one of those lil fuckers once. The damn thing ran out from some trees looked at me and arched it back then summersalted under my car
9 years ago
'Cause it'll roll over and play dead. Woooo, that is scary.
9 years ago
I found a nest of these fuckers in my couch on my front porch. We went and fed them to a neighbor's dog.
9 years ago
Wait, you have a couch on your front porch?
9 years ago
I lit one on fire once using a can of green spray paint. The fucker kept getting into my friends girlfriend's house, so I torched it. It didnt die, but he was bald and green for a long time after that.
Didnt come into the house ever again after that
9 years ago
You are an asshole.
9 years ago
Agent- That's really fucked up. Why didn't you just call animal control?
9 years ago
For real dude.. Don't you own a hockey stick, or a baseball bat?? One swift slap-shot to the dome should do the trick.... No need to take out your inner aggressions on a helpless animal just cause mommy didn't hug you enough.......
9 years ago
Or daddy hugged him too much
9 years ago
In his special place.
9 years ago
LOL...Wario has a couch on his front porch!! redneck!!
9 years ago
Couches on the front porch are pretty common where I come from.
9 years ago
College kids 80%, Rednecks 20%.
9 years ago
I did, but after that incident, not anymore. Fuck, no, I'm not a redneck, just live to too many of them!
9 years ago
*near too many of them.
9 years ago
haha, they have a opossum living in their house, i hope it bit the hell out of em
9 years ago
Possums aren't very tough.
9 years ago
Possums are as rabid as raccoons but they have some much bacteria in their mouth it's like poison.
9 years ago
Dude pussyhands, raccoons RARELY have rabies. Ive owned, rehabilitated and worked around them for years and its a ridiculous misconception.
9 years ago
What?
9 years ago
Assfeltch, thats stupid. In 2000 raccoons made up 41% of all wildlife documented with rabies.
9 years ago
Yeah but what are the total number of documented rabies. Then take the 41% and compare it to the estimated total population of raccoons and I bet you have a much smaller number
9 years ago
Where did you get that statistic, Irish?
9 years ago
http://www.addl.purdue.edu/newsletters/2003/Summer/rabies.shtml
9 years ago
he is quick at working the google on the internet machine.....
9 years ago
opossums are fierce btw...
9 years ago
if i had rabies i'd fucking tear every one of you apart
9 years ago
^fact
9 years ago
Rabies for Dummies by dik
9 years ago
Raccoons and coyotes are the top rabies carriers in the south and if and when trapped you are required to kill them.
9 years ago
dik infected his pet opossum with rabies...
9 years ago
dik has pet gerbils
9 years ago
^fact
9 years ago
I just found this http://www.ajtmh.org/cgi/content/abstract/57/4/457 but it's older and showing that raccoons are disease bags, kinda like ms duff
9 years ago
haha... nice side-jab...
9 years ago
....not really.
9 years ago
the jerkstore called and they want their name back
9 years ago
there you go.. you totally redeemed yourself on that one...
9 years ago
I have grabbed many opposums off the road back in the day. They snarl and act mean as hell, but have never had one try to actually bite me. They suddenly go limp and stop moving. That's when you drop kick-em. They fly and bounce like a football. Good Ol hillbilly-redneck fun. There rodents by the way, same class as rabbits and rats. Raccoons are canine last I heard, which could explain the rabies thing.
9 years ago
^They're^
9 years ago
Possums aren't rodents and neither are rabbits. Raccoons are closer to bears than dogs, I think.
9 years ago
Ha Ha! They get in your garden and tear shit up.
9 years ago
You betcha they do.
9 years ago
Damn varmints, they sneak in and fill the place up like noobs.
9 years ago
Bears used to be classified canine also. Since then they have further diversified the classifications. Rodents used to make up a very broad range of species but has been whittled down. But make no mistake to farmers they're still rodents.
9 years ago
OK varmits. I stand corrected.
9 years ago
Bears closest relatives are the seals. When were they classified as dogs? Just curious. Yeah, rabbits were classified as rodents 85-90 years ago. But, yeah, farmers say what? Who gives a fuck? They are ignorant as shit. Some farmers in Japan call squirrels 'tree mice'. Colloqialisms are not science.
9 years ago
Nothing against you Godzilla, but you really don't know what you are talking about.
9 years ago
wow godzilla, impressive stupidity
9 years ago
elpiss will suck a dick no matter what species it belongs to.
9 years ago
"Ohio has reported fewer cases. In 2000, 10 of 19 states which have reported raccoon variant rabies reported an increase in the number of cases. However, Ohio reported no cases in 2000."
Well there's my excuse
9 years ago
i thought rabbits were rodents.this site is educational..i'm getting smarter and smarter...fuck you stephen hawking
9 years ago
Irish, that ElPiss blah, blah, blah sucking dick every chance he gets, etc...routine is soooo fucking old. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SHIT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get some new fucking material already.
9 years ago
I used to think coyotes were rodents....No, wait, I'm not that dumb.
9 years ago
I'm watching a show on National Geographic now, they have a Vietnamese market with lots and lots of fresh cut up dog parts on sale. Trippy.
9 years ago
i thought you didn't have a tv
9 years ago
i used to think dolphins were air breathing mammals...but they're just fish
9 years ago
fact^
9 years ago
Hank, no.
9 years ago
At my last apt. I didn't have a TV. From April I have TV and satellite. Fox, Discovery, Nat. Geo, and Animal Planet is what I watch 90% of the time.
9 years ago
i watch the super-smart-guy-network...you don't get that channel
9 years ago
Irish, I'm going to fucking explode if I read too many more of your lame, same pattern bullshit insults.

Are you unable to get something new? No imagination?
9 years ago
I really don't care if you are going to explode or not. I entertain myself with the elpiss/gay jokes. I bring plenty of shit to the table on a regular basis, but I'm keeping this one.
9 years ago
Apparently it's a European tradition to eat maggots.

Somewhere on Sardinia, people eat local cheese that is full of fly larvae. Yuck.
9 years ago
Watch that food show with Andrew Zimmern. That guy goes to exotic places and eats the weirdest local food he can find.
9 years ago
Yawn, "I'm keeping this one" You are boring the shit out of everyone. Fucking get a clue, would you?

I doubt you even amuse yourself. Start switching it up a bit, douchebag.
9 years ago
I'm here for my entertainment, not everyone elses. Fuck off, dicklick.
9 years ago
:O
9 years ago
but i thought the "elpiss sucks cock" thing was a fact... there's no joke about, he sucks more spotted dick than all of england
9 years ago
What the fuck is spotted dick, anyway?
9 years ago
I thought it was sausages or something.
9 years ago
Drumrave, you know you wanna plow my disease ridden pussy with your tiny wang.
9 years ago
I would slay your pussy with my pork sword.
9 years ago
My penis is average and yes I would
9 years ago
Protip: Possums are marsupials.
Protip: Marsupials are mammals.
Protip: The other two major mammal groups are monotremes and placentals.
9 years ago
The other two mammal groups, yes, but I don't think I would monotremes a major group. They have only two members.
9 years ago
haha look! Someone found SuperNova's cat.
9 years ago
haha, damn he hasn't been around in ages!
9 years ago
He joined the army and is in Germany, I think.
9 years ago
This is like the Japanese chicks getting sold sheep as dogs.
9 years ago
ahhh! a wolf in sheeps clothing...thanks for the tip
9 years ago
What cat species is this?
9 years ago
Spotted Gerund.
9 years ago
hit it over the head with a shovel , that work.
9 years ago
If I hit you with a shovel will you work as well?
9 years ago
If I hit you with a shovel it would be a dream come true.
9 years ago
I bet it wont be the only thing thats going to come.
9 years ago
id love to have one of these
9 years ago
To stash your drugs in it's pouch?
9 years ago
So he can suck it off.
9 years ago
1rish1 does all the only sucking round here
9 years ago
I´m WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEL!
9 years ago
A weasel is way cooler than you, Antshit.
9 years ago
Hank.. I do believe you've gotten wittier since the last time I was here.... You must be scoring some good shit these days ah....
9 years ago
This has to be fake. I saw this same exact thing last week on the little newspaper ad segment that they do on jay leno.
9 years ago
we had a cat that was like that , it used to go and piss under the beds just to make the bedroom smell
9 years ago
If you can't train the cat, it's smarter than you.
9 years ago
but at least i know not to urinate in the bedroom
9 years ago
In that case, every cat he ever owns will piss under the bed.
9 years ago
I have urinated in my bedroom in the past year.
9 years ago
i have urinated in your bedroom in the past year
9 years ago
Good maybe that wasn't me then. I feel better about it now.
9 years ago
Everyone's urinated in your room this year
9 years ago
not me , ive not even been invited in there
9 years ago
I wouldn't go there, it probably stinks of piss.
9 years ago
it does
9 years ago
now THAT is hot...got any more pics of her?
9 years ago
None for you.
9 years ago
how about if i admit that that i photoshopped that JAP postcard?
9 years ago
how about if hank just agrees that
the reason he's IN japan right now
is because of misplaced family loyalties?...
9 years ago
chronic time!
GOODBYE

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