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Valelly Vs. Security Guard

hes at it again. not sure if this is real.

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by mikebeez

submitted September 5th 2008

83 comments
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comments (83)
I can't believe that rent-a-cop didn't kick that guy's ass.
9 years ago
its that fkn dude from king of queens
9 years ago
Thats Frank Caliendo fuckface
9 years ago
dont fuck with doug heffernan
9 years ago
kevin james
9 years ago
PussyHands REEEALLY said it like he waz totally sure..what a fuckface!!..ha, ha..
9 years ago
You obviously can't read time stamps or understand sarcasm.
9 years ago
That's Kevin James. I can't believe pussyhands could mistake stupid fucking Frank Caliendo for Kevin James. (Not that KJ is that funny..)
9 years ago
he didnt because valely is a badass. did u see that vid where he fucked up like 5 guys by hisself?
9 years ago
and because this is fake
9 years ago
He only "fucked up" 3 guys.
9 years ago
I wouldn't say he "fucked up" 3 guys. He pushed a few guys around who clearly didn't want to fight and punched one of them a few times. If I'm remembering it correctly.
9 years ago
That's why the "fucked up" is in quotes. I think the guys did start the fight, and he threw a few punches and maybe one landed cleanly.
9 years ago
Are you talking aboot the one w/ Bam where he tussled w/ some 14, 15 year old kids when he was in his late 20's?
9 years ago
Yeah, that's the one. And I think he was like 35 then.
9 years ago
*Correction. He fought 4 guys.
9 years ago
not sure if it's real? are you retarded?????
9 years ago
The blue blinker on his segway was a nice touch.
9 years ago
lol dik
9 years ago
the security guards the guy from ask jim or some shit
9 years ago
Kevin James....
Totally Real.
9 years ago
LOL, it's kevin james, from king of queens FYI
9 years ago
oh
9 years ago
oh
9 years ago
oh?
9 years ago
ho
9 years ago
I never understood skaters, but rage on, rage on.
9 years ago
I find it easy to understand them after I run them over and examine the contents of thier skulls.
9 years ago
there's something in there?
9 years ago
LOL i hope thats sarcasm cause if you dont know who kevin james is.. youre a retard.
9 years ago
Mike V is a Golden God
9 years ago
agreed
9 years ago
gaaaaaay
9 years ago
youtube more of mike valelly's fights they are hilarious.
9 years ago
what are you? an ad for youtube?
9 years ago
Mike is still pretty punk rock, I skated with him some in the late 80s, he was fairly scrawny back then.
9 years ago
i'm the 6th beatle
9 years ago
I was the bass player for the Doors.
9 years ago
I'm an athlete
9 years ago
I made out with two hot girls last night.
9 years ago
My band actually did open for Mike V's band(Revolution Mother) one time. I never met him though. He was hanging out by himself in his van all night.
9 years ago
With me.
9 years ago
First met him at the Sacto Street Style contest in 1985, I skated for G&S and Tracker but I skated vert more than street at the time.
Last time I saw him was at the old school skate jam in Simi Valley 2001, he was killing it in the pool.
Look it up.
9 years ago
He was with urkel's mom..
9 years ago
Shut the fuck up and try to come up with funnier jokes. And what's your obsession with me? You bring me up in random posts when I've never really had any words with you.
9 years ago
we have the most buttery miniramp at our park. 6 foot tall 24 feet wide. i could skate it for days.
9 years ago
Fuck you, Roland.
9 years ago
I like turtles


with STD's!
9 years ago
FUCK IT! I'M GAAAAAAAAAAY
9 years ago
Nice Swappi, he's almost crying.
9 years ago
I got oral last night
9 years ago
From a dude.
9 years ago
oh shit, espada just went from being Tito Ortiz to Tony Hawk in 60 seconds.... being a poser must pay well.
9 years ago
Hey Tyrizzle, you were busy evacuating so I bet you missed it. I posted a vid of you and your boys fighting.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/tyronne_fighting_one_of_his_boyz-47561/tag/fights
9 years ago
george bush does not care about black people
9 years ago
is your house a mucky mess tyrone? are you unevacuated?
9 years ago
I bet it was a mess before he left. Black people are dirty.
9 years ago
Oh Hell...
9 years ago
Did you go to Memphis with the national guard, Tyronicus?
9 years ago
actually my house was fine, the power went out for like 5 minutes... and i drove to florida
9 years ago
Isn't there like 3 more hurricanes on the way?
9 years ago
Florida seems like an irrational choice for a hurricane evacuation destination
9 years ago
yea, Ike is comin for Tina and i'll be leaving again
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lmao @ sissy fight... fuck you 1rish, talkin shit and i wasnt here to defend myself
9 years ago
I submitted it before you said you were leaving. I was a bit let down that you weren't here for it.
9 years ago
jaimee, i usually wait until it passes Florida, sometimes i go to atlanta or houston... usually where i have family
another reason i go to Florida is because its the shorter drive... 4hrs vs 8hrs
9 years ago
1985? I was six.
9 years ago
They make segways with security lights on them? That seems like a step lower than the three wheeled meater maid one
9 years ago
heh, meater maid. sounds like a mucho profession
9 years ago
This guy is 38 and thinks this dumb shit is funny to do? What a wash up.
9 years ago
Wtf else is he gonna do, he's been skating and partying hard his whole life, what's next, applying for a job at TacoBell? He rather die I suspect. 'Sides 38 aint that bad, I got a friend that is 59 and still skating and doing fucked up shit. I love him, he does all the shit I never will have the guts to.
9 years ago
You love a 59 year old man?

Are you, by any chance...


gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!?
9 years ago
No, but you are. What's up nosy parker?
9 years ago
WEAK
9 years ago
What would Mike Valelly do in this situation?
9 years ago
holy shit that made my day
9 years ago
so why is this dude cool again?
9 years ago
He was cool before?
9 years ago
there isn't really anything cool about him other than that video where he beats up 5 preppies by himself..
9 years ago
lol is that the same guy? i thought he was bald
9 years ago
He grew his hair long cuz he's a "rocker" now.
9 years ago
as far as i know that's the same guy
9 years ago
its him
9 years ago
that security guard is obviously a eunch, cuz anyone else with a pair would've at least belted that guy in the face. P.S. I totally would duct tape the eunch to some pipes and fuck him with that scooter for being such a wus. P.P.S. people like him are only useful as meat shields strapped to our country's tanks...
9 years ago
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