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Asstastic

I really hope that none of these are men

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by deathtuna

submitted September 4th 2008

95 comments
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comments (95)
THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN NASTY!
9 years ago
you, sir... are a homosexual. sorry to break the news to you.
9 years ago
^Useless member
9 years ago
not useless I make him his money and he gives me a place to stay and protection
9 years ago
Gay
9 years ago
Yep If you think thats nasty ya gotta be gay and living in your parents basement listening to elton john records.
9 years ago
Shit, I've been around longer than bootface. If anything, he copied my name.
9 years ago
lol who is bastardo anyways?
9 years ago
Billyboots, 3.5 months doesn't really count as "longer"
9 years ago
smerf, you really gotta be some kind of poofter to even say something as lame as that
9 years ago
You'd like it if I was gay, wouldn't you?
9 years ago
What the shit is a poofter?
9 years ago
It's what Smerf is.
9 years ago
ill take the 1st, the 4th, and the 7th..
9 years ago
well i'm not gonna be picky. i'll take them all
9 years ago
All but the 5th is faptastic in my book.
9 years ago
billybootface?
9 years ago
Actually, the 5th one is the best. nice ripe ass! billyboots is a fag.
9 years ago
i agree with Swappi
9 years ago
there are the best of them
9 years ago
not me
9 years ago
and just 7th
9 years ago
I like the 5th and 8th
9 years ago
the 3rd 5th 8th and 10th are the best. i wish number 10 we could get a close up on cause it looks it might be the best.
9 years ago
I wish I could have been the oil boy for this contest.
9 years ago
not much of a job....just a spray bottle.
9 years ago
I... don't think you can... spray oil
9 years ago
maybe it's wd40
9 years ago
Wonder if I can get my ass that shiny.
9 years ago
I have the oil...
9 years ago
I got the ass aprox. the size of the third girl to the last.
9 years ago
...You are female, correct?
9 years ago
Mucho love number three, I can see it now smerf and msduff. The irony is that msduff turns out to be a man
9 years ago
Hence why I'm asking. I realize that nothing would happen with it, and Duff probably lives way the fucking hell away, but it's still good to know before I make the wrong kind of comments
9 years ago
Sadly for you drumrave, I am female.

I live too close to Chicago, also.
9 years ago
They wanna fuck?
9 years ago
ohhh wow a real live female.
Unless your gonna post a pic of you shoving something huge up your ass, shut up.
9 years ago
Hey Bootface, why dontcha stick some anal beads down your peehole?
9 years ago
Now that would be a video of MS quality.
9 years ago
See? What did I say, way the hell away from.

That being said, I think you should post a picture of your tits just to be sure you're actually female.
9 years ago
I could easily post my tits, but what if I were a big man, I'd still have tits. You could never know the difference.
9 years ago
so post a pic of your cunt, or be brave like haretrinity and post the whole monty
9 years ago
Well your probly fat regardless of gender so why dont you make with the tits?
9 years ago
Yep, I'm a total fatty. I love to roll around in hot dog juices. Yum Yum
9 years ago
Well, if you're fat and post a picture, gender doesn't matter. You're still going to get made fun of.

So go ahead and post them, if you're brave enough.
9 years ago
Oh fun. I dont have my digi camera at home, it's at work. So I can't post a picture.
9 years ago
So get it tomorrow. Unless it has to stay at work, in which case you may have to get creative with your picture snapping.
9 years ago
Well, I won't be at work until Sunday. Though I have a cell phone, but who wants shitty 1.3 megapixel boobs.
9 years ago
All straight men.
9 years ago
Numbah 2 prease.
9 years ago
seriously number 2 is where its at
9 years ago
Yeah, like your standards are that high in real life.
9 years ago
who said anything about standards you dirty little semen vacuole
9 years ago
Actually that chick looks like she has butt implants.
9 years ago
or she just looks like she has a glorious ass
9 years ago
Honestly, I'm with MsDuff on this one. She does look like she's had implants.
9 years ago
Her skin looks to tight. Also, where the butt ends and the leg begins, that dip is to severe looking.
9 years ago
smerf, are you trying to impress the lady?
9 years ago
implants or not? who cares?
9 years ago
I'm just saying. Hopefully she doesn't need to take them out for whatever reason.. She'll have white lady, flat butt syndrome.
9 years ago
As long as she keeps white lady, "take my ass" attitude, all is good. I see your point though.
9 years ago
Not especially, toolman.
9 years ago
Ok but I go last!
9 years ago
Yummy.
9 years ago
that first girl got jipped on crackage.
9 years ago
Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that
9 years ago
That ass was made for low rise jeans.
9 years ago
id take #'s 3 and 8
9 years ago
#8 looks like she might have some shit caught between those buns
9 years ago
id take 2 5 8 and 10. biggest asses of the bunch
9 years ago
I took this picture my self in my back yard. You guys just don't know how ballin' i really am
9 years ago
Well, we know you're round like a ball.
9 years ago
I sure hope you also took a picture of the front because if you didn't, someone might just call you a name.
9 years ago
haha, STATION!
9 years ago
...?
9 years ago
bill and ted, come on guy!
9 years ago
Fuck, it's been a long time since I've seen those movies. I really should watch them again, since I now live near San Dimas
9 years ago
2 5 8
9 years ago
5 7 8
9 years ago
4 and 7
9 years ago
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10
9 years ago
is that cause youre a ho or just cause you finally learned how to count to 10
9 years ago
Fuck You Smerf, you fucking bogart.
9 years ago
No, it's because I'd take any of them, really. I'm not going to be THAT picky.
9 years ago
I thought we were picking faves. + slipping mickeys on all ten will be quite a challenge.
9 years ago
Give me time...
9 years ago
I'll take the amazon in the middle, big bitches are hot.
9 years ago
All to go, with a side order of fries
9 years ago
hiya
9 years ago
you wouldn't eat them there?
9 years ago
well, i just found new wall-paper for my screen....
9 years ago
P.F.A.T.
9 years ago
Is your avatar a pic of you on the toilet sir?
9 years ago
Well, it's not really me.
9 years ago
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