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Asstastic

I really hope that none of these are men

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by deathtuna

submitted September 4th 2008

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Asstastic
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THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN NASTY!
10 years ago
you, sir... are a homosexual. sorry to break the news to you.
10 years ago
^Useless member
10 years ago
not useless I make him his money and he gives me a place to stay and protection
10 years ago
Gay
10 years ago
Yep If you think thats nasty ya gotta be gay and living in your parents basement listening to elton john records.
10 years ago
Shit, I've been around longer than bootface. If anything, he copied my name.
10 years ago
lol who is bastardo anyways?
10 years ago
Billyboots, 3.5 months doesn't really count as "longer"
10 years ago
smerf, you really gotta be some kind of poofter to even say something as lame as that
10 years ago
You'd like it if I was gay, wouldn't you?
10 years ago
What the shit is a poofter?
10 years ago
It's what Smerf is.
10 years ago
ill take the 1st, the 4th, and the 7th..
10 years ago
well i'm not gonna be picky. i'll take them all
10 years ago
All but the 5th is faptastic in my book.
10 years ago
billybootface?
10 years ago
Actually, the 5th one is the best. nice ripe ass! billyboots is a fag.
10 years ago
i agree with Swappi
10 years ago
there are the best of them
10 years ago
not me
10 years ago
and just 7th
10 years ago
I like the 5th and 8th
10 years ago
the 3rd 5th 8th and 10th are the best. i wish number 10 we could get a close up on cause it looks it might be the best.
10 years ago
I wish I could have been the oil boy for this contest.
10 years ago
not much of a job....just a spray bottle.
10 years ago
I... don't think you can... spray oil
10 years ago
maybe it's wd40
10 years ago
Wonder if I can get my ass that shiny.
10 years ago
I have the oil...
10 years ago
I got the ass aprox. the size of the third girl to the last.
10 years ago
...You are female, correct?
10 years ago
Mucho love number three, I can see it now smerf and msduff. The irony is that msduff turns out to be a man
10 years ago
Hence why I'm asking. I realize that nothing would happen with it, and Duff probably lives way the fucking hell away, but it's still good to know before I make the wrong kind of comments
10 years ago
Sadly for you drumrave, I am female.

I live too close to Chicago, also.
10 years ago
They wanna fuck?
10 years ago
ohhh wow a real live female.
Unless your gonna post a pic of you shoving something huge up your ass, shut up.
10 years ago
Hey Bootface, why dontcha stick some anal beads down your peehole?
10 years ago
Now that would be a video of MS quality.
10 years ago
See? What did I say, way the hell away from.

That being said, I think you should post a picture of your tits just to be sure you're actually female.
10 years ago
I could easily post my tits, but what if I were a big man, I'd still have tits. You could never know the difference.
10 years ago
so post a pic of your cunt, or be brave like haretrinity and post the whole monty
10 years ago
Well your probly fat regardless of gender so why dont you make with the tits?
10 years ago
Yep, I'm a total fatty. I love to roll around in hot dog juices. Yum Yum
10 years ago
Well, if you're fat and post a picture, gender doesn't matter. You're still going to get made fun of.

So go ahead and post them, if you're brave enough.
10 years ago
Oh fun. I dont have my digi camera at home, it's at work. So I can't post a picture.
10 years ago
So get it tomorrow. Unless it has to stay at work, in which case you may have to get creative with your picture snapping.
10 years ago
Well, I won't be at work until Sunday. Though I have a cell phone, but who wants shitty 1.3 megapixel boobs.
10 years ago
All straight men.
10 years ago
Numbah 2 prease.
10 years ago
seriously number 2 is where its at
10 years ago
Yeah, like your standards are that high in real life.
10 years ago
who said anything about standards you dirty little semen vacuole
10 years ago
Actually that chick looks like she has butt implants.
10 years ago
or she just looks like she has a glorious ass
10 years ago
Honestly, I'm with MsDuff on this one. She does look like she's had implants.
10 years ago
Her skin looks to tight. Also, where the butt ends and the leg begins, that dip is to severe looking.
10 years ago
smerf, are you trying to impress the lady?
10 years ago
implants or not? who cares?
10 years ago
I'm just saying. Hopefully she doesn't need to take them out for whatever reason.. She'll have white lady, flat butt syndrome.
10 years ago
As long as she keeps white lady, "take my ass" attitude, all is good. I see your point though.
10 years ago
Not especially, toolman.
10 years ago
Ok but I go last!
10 years ago
Yummy.
10 years ago
that first girl got jipped on crackage.
10 years ago
Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that
10 years ago
That ass was made for low rise jeans.
10 years ago
id take #'s 3 and 8
10 years ago
#8 looks like she might have some shit caught between those buns
10 years ago
id take 2 5 8 and 10. biggest asses of the bunch
10 years ago
I took this picture my self in my back yard. You guys just don't know how ballin' i really am
10 years ago
Well, we know you're round like a ball.
10 years ago
I sure hope you also took a picture of the front because if you didn't, someone might just call you a name.
10 years ago
haha, STATION!
10 years ago
...?
10 years ago
bill and ted, come on guy!
10 years ago
Fuck, it's been a long time since I've seen those movies. I really should watch them again, since I now live near San Dimas
10 years ago
2 5 8
10 years ago
5 7 8
10 years ago
4 and 7
10 years ago
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10
10 years ago
is that cause youre a ho or just cause you finally learned how to count to 10
10 years ago
Fuck You Smerf, you fucking bogart.
10 years ago
No, it's because I'd take any of them, really. I'm not going to be THAT picky.
10 years ago
I thought we were picking faves. + slipping mickeys on all ten will be quite a challenge.
10 years ago
Give me time...
10 years ago
I'll take the amazon in the middle, big bitches are hot.
10 years ago
All to go, with a side order of fries
10 years ago
hiya
10 years ago
you wouldn't eat them there?
10 years ago
well, i just found new wall-paper for my screen....
10 years ago
P.F.A.T.
10 years ago
Is your avatar a pic of you on the toilet sir?
10 years ago
Well, it's not really me.
10 years ago
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