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I'd kill a bitch if that happened in my house.

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by Alfrocks

submitted September 4th 2008

66 comments
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i'd never even let a guy with the outside potential to be capable of this in my bathroom
9 years ago
What did they expect from a guy that still wears tighty whiteys for christ sake.
9 years ago
Why would you know what another man has under his pants?^
9 years ago
Pussy wears thongs
9 years ago
There goes your reach around....
9 years ago
Luckily, he's still going to give lobos a BJ.
9 years ago
I don't know what that is he ate but it must have been good because he ate a ton of it.
9 years ago
That could have been a great upper decker, what a waste.
9 years ago
He chews his food well.
9 years ago
ok the puke is obvious but is that shit too.
9 years ago
I thought it was all shit.
9 years ago
I think he just shat out his colon.
9 years ago
No, just the soft tootsie filling.
9 years ago
i think i figured it out. he's a bolimic fag who just gave him self an enima.
9 years ago
I just figured out that they shouldn't have let you graduate high school without being able to spell bulimic and enema.
9 years ago
You assume he's graduated.

Holy shit, he might be Mr. CooL ICE!
9 years ago
i had to go to summer school to graduate. so that hurts.
9 years ago
And he still had to let the principal tag him in the ass.
9 years ago
Taco Bell wins again..
9 years ago
He managed to completely miss the toilet with everything. I'm sorry, but if you can get your head off the tile and your pants down, you ought to be able to get your mess into the toilet bowl. It's not rocket surgery.
9 years ago
It's not that easy sometimes. One time I was sick and I was on the toilet trying to take a shit, then all the sudden I started puking spaghetti everywhere and never got any of it into the toilet. And how come the spaghetti noodles come back out whole again?
9 years ago
Because you're supposed to chew food before you swallow it.
9 years ago
Happens with corn though, too.
9 years ago
hehe..rocket surgery
9 years ago
he's no Allan Einstien
9 years ago
Oh fuck dik, that made me chuckle
9 years ago
Oh fuck, *
9 years ago
Rocket surgery FTW!
9 years ago
Would that make him a Rocket Doctor?
9 years ago
He fails at bodily function accuracy. He's pretty good at the pilling of splatter though.
9 years ago
sth similar happened to me a couple of years ago. i was really drunk but still managed to keep sitting on the toilet bowl while i was shitting. unfortunately i puked all over my pants and the floor and fell asleep as well. friends of mine told me that some damn jap tourists took pictures of me too... *embarrassed*
9 years ago
Dont be embarassed Romeo2k, just imagine how happy you made that jap and his boyfriend!
9 years ago
Go to Japan and take pictures of their dicks. It's not gay if it's for revenge.
9 years ago
i just so want that japanese tourist to be a member. POST THE FUCKER!!
9 years ago
el_wanko, does that mean its ok for you to sodomize your black step father?
9 years ago
What's with the toilet paper being across from the toilet?? It was out of his reach and he shit himself trying to get to it.
9 years ago
Whenever I'm that drunk and don't know which end it's going to come out and know I have aiming problems, I hop in the shower for an hour or two and let nature take its course...
9 years ago
he missed
9 years ago
0/2
9 years ago
did better with the sit tho, nearly hit.
9 years ago
at least the toilet was spared
9 years ago
i think the toilet is the cleanest thing in the bathroom
9 years ago
Rub his nose in it, that always works.
9 years ago
Ruff.
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
Don't forget to smack his ass and put him outside.
9 years ago
its called being drunk
9 years ago
I thought I had been drunk before, but I guess not.
9 years ago
no shit...(literally)
9 years ago
you´re not drunk before you shit yourself.
9 years ago
I thought I had to fart once and shit myself.
9 years ago
I've shat myself without being drunk. I've been drunk without shitting myself.

Hah!
9 years ago
only child shit themself, its only acceptable to shit yourself when you "real drunk"
9 years ago
it's never acceptable to shit yourself unless you're a baby or a senior citizen
9 years ago
why isn't he eating the puke?
9 years ago
hes half done with the appetizer.
9 years ago
I'd be pissed if that was my bathroom. Honey, come clean up this mess!
9 years ago
Get a couple of asians girls to come and clean it up. They'll really do a good job. Lick the place clean. 2 girls, 1 bathroom floor.
9 years ago
I'd *like* to beat the shit out of him, but I think the prudent thing to do would be just set the bathroom on fire and nail the door shut.
9 years ago
Which would you rather clean off the floor; shit or vomit?
9 years ago
Vomit. Shit sticks to stuff.
9 years ago
I was just imagining the situation and started to dry heave.
9 years ago
Vomit. Personally, I'd rather have a bathroom with a drain in the floor, so I could just wash it down.
9 years ago
Agreed, vomit.
9 years ago
I don't know what's more disturbing...the puke/shit mess all over the floor or the fact that someone still wears whitey tighties...*shudder*
9 years ago
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