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100 Yard Sprint

I guess the door was the finish line.

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by ADAT

submitted September 3rd 2008

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something similar happened in my highschool years ago.. they were having a race two friends of mine.. one was the fastest guy on the track squad the other was just a friend average speed. they raced down the hall and at the end was exit double doors that led outside. first one to the door wins and the slow guy had a head start.. they ran full speed the slow guy lost by a good 3 lengths and Darryl (the winner) hit the doors they opened and he went through one. the other door was bolted down Rob(the slow guy) hit it head first assuming it would open also and shapttered the security glass that metal exit doors have with his head. he had to get about 60 stitches and another 30 staples. and lost about a liter of blood. it lookedliek a murder scene cause he stumbled around bloot gusing form his head all over the halls and rooms a big ol flap of mean hanging off the side. it was gruesome but cool and hilarious to boot.


The end.
9 years ago
Don't get a fuckin finger cramp pal, shesh
9 years ago
I had a friend who after filling his beer on the back porch tried walking through the closed side of our sliding glass door. He squished his face and spilt his beer. I still laugh out loud sometimes when I think about it.
9 years ago
My dad walked into the glass panel door, broke it, and had a huge piece of glass fall on his head. He cut his head, hands, knees and feet and ruined 2 carpets walking through the neighbour's house drunk to go to the bathroom.
9 years ago
What the fuck is this the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy thread.
9 years ago
"Hey, free dummy!"
9 years ago
One time...knew person...hurt themselves...funny...the end.
9 years ago
^Stopped reading at "high school"
9 years ago
Alcohol is a hell of a drug. Or that's one stupid motherfucker.
9 years ago
I love alcohol.
9 years ago
so what, did he hit the door?
woulda been funnier if i knew wtf happened
9 years ago
Damn, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAa-separated shoulder.
9 years ago
Indeed, that's one hell of a drunk dent lol.
9 years ago
drinking games at the school for the blind
9 years ago
college is gay
9 years ago
then you must have a masters degree dik! :P
9 years ago
I'm pretty sure a guy got caught jacking off at the end.
9 years ago
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