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I'd like to watch your children

Yes another Doug Stanhope post from me. I swear its him check his myspace

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by BiffMcBifferson

submitted September 2nd 2008

68 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
I'd like to watch your children
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comments (68)
am i supposed to know what the description means?
9 years ago
It means he's obsessed with this guy.
9 years ago
Who the fuck is he?
9 years ago
It means it's another doug stanhope?
9 years ago
Come on guys...the comedian...that has been on the front page...two or three times...in the past week or so...
9 years ago
Hey, Typical, until I get those nudie pictures of you, shut up and let the men talk.
9 years ago
Well, men and cumslave, I guess.
9 years ago
You guys are just too funny sometimes
9 years ago
Irish aims to please.
9 years ago
Sorry, I will return to the kitchen now. I don't even really know how to run a computer.
9 years ago
Here's another question, who the fuck is BiffMcBifferson? It say's he's posted a bunch (of mostly crap) and that he's commented, too, but I have no recollection of him.
9 years ago
Typical, make me a sandwich while you're in there, will you? One slice Leela, another slice Hare, SMC in the middle? Easy on the mayo.
9 years ago
Yes, sir.
9 years ago
Yeah right smerf, you probly glob half the jar of mayo on your sammiches
9 years ago
Typical, i think you're more of a bedroom girl than a kitchen girl for some reason.
9 years ago
TYPICAL! Remember you are powerful! Demand respect! ...and, I'll take a sandwich too
9 years ago
TYPICAL! Remember, you act like hoe, you get smacked like a hoe.
9 years ago
IRISH! your pretty much a woman, your annoying and you always talk, now make smart with the sandwhiches
9 years ago
and he doesn't know his bitches from his garden implements either
9 years ago
Thats how Easy E spells it so thats how I spell it.
9 years ago
Buttface, somehow anything coming from you lacks the sting it might from anyone else because you are an idiot. You prove it constantly and so your opinions just kind of don't matter. I rarely even read what you have to say, I just kind of scan over it. The only reason I really caught this one is because you happened to type my name in all caps. I would rather argue with Plantshit than you, at least he says funny stuff sometimes.
9 years ago
bullshit!!! plantshit is comedic gold all the time.... "meat as meat" will never be unfunny
9 years ago
Plantshit is funny when he is coherent. Sometimes I have no clue what hes talking about though.
9 years ago
I was laughed
9 years ago
jesus im not reading all of that, i didnt come here to proof read your diary.
9 years ago
I know reading is hard for you. Maybe tomorrow you can get someone to read it to you.
9 years ago
Whens the last time you read anything not on a computer screen? microwave instructions dont count
9 years ago
I read that "1rish1 was here" tattoo across the top of your mothers ass the other day. Does that count?
9 years ago
was 1rish taken? or are you just so cool you put an extra 1 in there?
9 years ago
I don't know who the guy in the picture is but I want in on these sandwiches.
9 years ago
Christ, I'm still making Jamiee's...I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS!
9 years ago
I was aboot to eat my samich but when I turned to pick it up I saw a cat run off with it. Fuckin Claude, I know that was you.
9 years ago
Bitch, hurry the fuck up or you'll only have one eye.
9 years ago
Damn it, woman! Grow another pair!
9 years ago
i can't believe that his bible says 2006. he looks more like a reincarnation from the 80s to me...
9 years ago
No, there's a watermark (?) on the picture saying "United States of America 2006"
9 years ago
ah. ok.
9 years ago
Nice attention to detail, there Stanny boy. Check his tie-knot.
9 years ago
Wow, how did you notice that?
9 years ago
Shit! I noticed your comment right after I made mine.
9 years ago
Those lips are begging for a penis.
9 years ago
He even fucked up his clip-on tie. Now that's a winner!
9 years ago
are you gay?
9 years ago
shut up idiot
9 years ago
Why, exojjl? You cruising?
9 years ago
Don't ask
9 years ago
Good lord, the triple threat: pedo-smile, pedo-stach, and pedo-glasses!

At least he didn't go all the way and join the priesthood.
9 years ago
He does have a Bible in his hand.
9 years ago
and 1rish1, thats pedo enough!!!
9 years ago
He looks just like me!
4 years ago
what is wrong with his hand? waving his fist? showing the size dick he wants inserted into his mouth?
9 years ago
if you say so cocklover
9 years ago
your name is like those over-compensating assholes with raised block suspensions rediculously high driving on the streets. faggot.
9 years ago
I'm going to say that this is the guy that took Biff's virginity and is now dating Romeo.
9 years ago
What's up with the "United States of America 2006 Bible"? Does this version have extra propaganda to support the war in Iraq?e
9 years ago
Pictures and easy-read
9 years ago
I think Prelude needs an easy-read lesson, cuz it actually says " United Studios of America"
9 years ago
Oh and smerf too ^^^^^^^^^^^
9 years ago
did you say this was smerf??
9 years ago
No, I said smerf can't read, anyhoo, snerf doesn't look like that. Could be 1rish though.
9 years ago
snerf??? woops!
9 years ago
whats sad is he looks like that crazy uncle in our family...except take away the bible and add a 6 pack of warm old milwaukie
9 years ago
Who does, smerf or 'rish?
9 years ago
I don't drink that shit. For the record the United Studios thing is stamped on the picture itself and not on the Bible in the picture.
9 years ago
Oops, my bad. Maybe I should pay attention before I comment.

At least I don't look like snerf!
9 years ago
most like the bible contradicts every statement it said when it was written. See, obviously there is no god and the bible says there is.
9 years ago
Über-geek.....
9 years ago
Diacritics impair your intelligence.
4 years ago
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