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Crying Hippies

Leave the trees alone!!

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by Jones

submitted September 1st 2008

59 comments
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comments (59)
Punch hippies in the face.
9 years ago
If those trees could talk they would tell her to shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
I like trees a lot. These people are pathetic, though.
9 years ago
Effexor XR or Haldol would help. That, and electroshock therapy.
9 years ago
these arnt hippies, they're environmentalists. much worse
9 years ago
haha! yes
9 years ago
boohoo. what else am I going to whipe my ass with?
9 years ago
maybe it's more like what is going to clean the air that you breathe?

trees are the lungs of the earth. cut them down and we'll be breathing our own waste. but not for long!
9 years ago
there's algae in the ocean that can clean air too. we're not totally fucked.
9 years ago
most lumber companies today own tree farms, so the trees never really grew up in the wild anyway..oh and they replant entire forests...to cut down later.
9 years ago
what the fuck do they live in? wooden shacks made out of branches that fell from trees of their own accord?
9 years ago
Wait, rocks have life?
9 years ago
Just like Nixon had a soul.
9 years ago
well they probably contain carbon which all lifeforms on earth have so...still no rocks dont have life
9 years ago
Life being an organism? No.
Life being it can stone the crap out of someone? Your god yes!
9 years ago
The Dvd extras for Bambi blow
9 years ago
You expected something else?
9 years ago
Maybe an NRA documentary, but not this
9 years ago
Um, I just wanted to go camping?
9 years ago
so....ummm..who wants hot dogs?
9 years ago
Would it be too much to ask for a veggie burger?
9 years ago
You want ivy or sumac on your tofu?
9 years ago
Fuck this, I'm making shmores
9 years ago
Brook trout roasted over hot coals in tinfoil with butter and lemon for me please.
9 years ago
The Tilapia's in the cooler. Grab me a cold one on your way back.
9 years ago
Get off the grass, you're killing it.
9 years ago
I was looking for this for the longest fucking time! I saw this in my sociology (study of dumb) class at SUNY ESF. I almost had to leave to room I was laughing so hard XD
9 years ago
Yeah these people have other problems that have nothing to do with trees. This is probably a way of coping with everyday stress. I pick up hookers sometimes.
9 years ago
this is pretty good i'd like to see more actually
9 years ago
It was part of a documentary on Eco groups and stuff like that, you should have seen the part with the hippies tied to the trees XD
9 years ago
pretty funny i might actually search it up..along with those snake-handling religous freaks from the south
9 years ago
BKY, I live 10 minutes from ESF lol.
9 years ago
Yeah I was in Syracuse before I disappeared for awhile. That place sucks.
9 years ago
Agreed, but it keeps money in my pocket lol.
9 years ago
I have the sudden urge to cut down the trees in the forest behind my house and start a lumber yard.
9 years ago
These people may be over the top, but try laughing when the builders and bankers finally get their way. Reservoirs have been desperately needed, but hell, there's no money in that, better to use that land for more McMansions. How's the H2O situation in Atlanta and Charlotte? I hope there's another drought like 2006/7... (not that it's even over yet)
9 years ago
desalination is the future, we just shouldve started funding it 60 years ago
9 years ago
I laugh because people like this honestly harm their cause rather than help it with this shit. If they want to do something, they need to get their asses out of the fucking "cathedral" and into lobby groups to push stiffer legislation of tree harvesting. Or if they truly loved trees that much, they go to school and become conservation foresters that work hand in hand with lumber companies to make sure that they cut forests right to make them pretty and healthy for future harvest. Sitting around and crying about it in fetal positions simply makes them look like raging idiots with flaccid penises and sagging boobs. Forests only like big bouncing boobs and long hard wood.
9 years ago
Tired Guy, I hear being a retard has its ups and Downs.. (just returning the favor).
9 years ago
Thankee Sai.
9 years ago
Long days and pleasant nights.
9 years ago
I like how these hippies bitch about trees, a renewable resource but own all the everyday items you and I have outta whats it called...oh yea, METAL. One of the most ecologically unfriendly industries around.
9 years ago
If they keep screaming like that, they're going to scare the trees away!
9 years ago
I'm not banned? Anyways, these comments are gold. That scream at the end made me fall off my chair laughing.
9 years ago
I'm embarrassed by these people
9 years ago
So can those hippies even smoke pot?
9 years ago
Damn I live in Berkeley, and I thought that the hippies there were extreme, but I haven't seen anything compared to this sad shit when it comes to tree lovers.
9 years ago
*Flash forward 50,000,000 years* MOON: Hey Earth, did you ever get rid of those parasites? EARTH: "Ya, I did, just a few years after those giant lizards"
9 years ago
This bitch watched "The Happening" one too many times and got freaked the fuck out. She's just afraid, although if trees started killing people, I'd hope that she would die first.
9 years ago
wishing Sasquatch would mess with these people
9 years ago
rofl, god, that would be GOLD! LOL
9 years ago
i like tree too but..damn bitch shut ur face!!!!
9 years ago
What's red and orange and looks great on hippies?



Flames.
9 years ago
*throws a lit match into diks hair
9 years ago
I'd like a tree to fall over on them. Maybe that would make them feel better.
9 years ago
If these morons had a brain between em they would fuck it up by trying to save it...do they really believe an industry is going to come to work one day and say "oh shit everyone go home we cut down all the trees there's no more work for you" JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK...there is more forest area now than 100 years ago thanks to the logging industry..oh and fewer forest fires too..gawd i hate 21st century hippies...
9 years ago
God I hate you people in my fuckin state. Get out Jerry Garcia is fuckin DEAD. I wish Treebeard would fuck you in the ASS!!!!!
9 years ago
wish i was there to stomp on the grass to make them cry even more...fucking hippies
9 years ago
bet they don't cry when they're smoking their bongs and eating their prescious plants that their mourning we're sorry nom nom nom
9 years ago
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