points: 9

Dont touch that!! those are!!!

electric grapes??

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by MuchoPro

submitted September 1st 2008

58 comments
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Grape/Box Jellyfish hybrids?
9 years ago
Was he electrocuted or did he have a sudden heart attack?
9 years ago
Both. Plus he suddenly solved all the mysteries of the universe... which could have been what caused it
9 years ago
looked like he grabbed a wire or something
9 years ago
More likely the grapes were wet and the water grounded out the lights, hence the grape-electric slide...
9 years ago
I think Kirk's right. You can see something like an arc.
9 years ago
mmm, electric wine...
9 years ago
I seen this once before. His microphone wasn't grounded and when he touched what ever he touched, he just became a conductor.
9 years ago
WTF are you talking about? There's no train.
9 years ago
elwanko's right toolman..wtf
9 years ago
Nope, your're all wrong! This was an Italian News bit on the new, genetically-engineered grapes. They are hardier and more resistant to disease and pestilence. You can clearly see the aggressiveness and teeth as these grapes (Vitis vinifera carniveri) attacked. I think Al Gore invented them.
9 years ago
thats what i saw...some damn grapes trying to attack this guy...hell i would be "shocked" also
9 years ago
and did someone really say "What the???"
9 years ago
A conductor is a rechargable battery used in electronics for example. Not some dude asking for your ticket, yez, google it muthas. Good on ya Toolman.
9 years ago
I went to school for it, thank you very much.
9 years ago
A conductor is a rechargeable battery?? Wat?
9 years ago
Mongo knows where the choo choo goes
9 years ago
loslobos.....humm...this is what googled for me....seems like the "Dude" taking your tickets is first on the list....
Conductor (transportation), a person who sells and checks tickets on a bus, train, etc.
Conductor (music), a person who leads a musical ensemble by way of visible gestures
Conductor (British Army), a senior Warrant Officer appointment in the Royal Logistic Corps and its predecessors
Conductor (album), an album by indie rock band The Comas
Electrical conductor, a material allowing the flow of electric current
Electrical conduction, the movement of charged particles through an electrical conductor
Fast ion conductor, a solid state electrical conductor which conducts due to the movement of ions
Heat conduction, the transfer of thermal energy through matter
Sound conduction, conduction of sound through air, solid, or liquid
Mr. Conductor, a character in Shining Time Station and in Thomas and the Magic Railroad
Butch Morris#"Conduction", in music, a type of structured free improvisation developed by Butch Morris
Conductor (E-Z Rollers album), an album by drum and bass group E-Z Rollers
Conductor (ring theory), an ideal of a ring that measures how far it is from being integrally closed
9 years ago
Third paragraph
9 years ago
Someone needs to look up "joke" in the dictionary. Then "fuck off."
9 years ago
I heard if you look up 'whunu', the dictionary just cries like a stupid little girl coming down off a drug high.
9 years ago
What do you expect from Best-at-sucking-weiner?
9 years ago
Where did the battery fit in?? You know the rechargeable part??
9 years ago
Somebody got their pliers crossed.
9 years ago
hah " aie aie" spic
9 years ago
that's wop dumbass
9 years ago
Magawd... stfu, you do realize that saying "aie" isnt technically nor factually reserved to any one language, being that it isnt a fucken "word" Its an expression. If you had ever associated with a Hispanic person for any amount of time you would know that they too say "aie" when something that involves pain occurs. KTHX.
9 years ago
piss off you wop
9 years ago
...dago...
9 years ago
well, except the fact he's not hispanic. The portuguese language and Brasil are far from hispanic. "Ai" is a popular exclamation in portuguese.
9 years ago
why did you even bother posting that garbage?

I dont give a fuck about any of the shit you just vomited. Please re-read the thread. You dont even realize that you were reinforcing my point. I just mentioned that it wasnt limited to Italian, or as he referred to the language "wop".
I only used Hispanics as an example you stupid faggot.

9 years ago
AiAAaaaii!!!!
9 years ago
Well, that anchor in the news office is a pro. She wasnt even phased by it, and just went on to tell you about sports coming up
9 years ago
And you know she wanted to bust out laughing
9 years ago
She probably hates his guts for not calling her after giving up that booty.
9 years ago
grapes and cameras, never a good combo... just ask that lady reporter who fell outta the tub where she was squishing grapes.... funniest thing i've seen since al gore etc etc....
9 years ago
I remember that. After she fell, she said "urk, ohhh, ohhhhh, oh God, uhhoooh!!" Priceless!
9 years ago
Fuck um, they were Italian!
9 years ago
frank zappa was part italian
9 years ago
The grapes were Italian, the language was portugese. Get an education you fucking tool.
9 years ago
yeah, his name is LAzier Martins. He's a loser. Hate him
9 years ago
I know dik. I've got Italians in my family. I just didn't have anything to say.
9 years ago
SHOCKING!!
9 years ago
World class "AYE! AYE!". Way to go man.
9 years ago
Didn't Toolman used to sing lead for the Electric Grapes?
9 years ago
I think I would have remembered that.
9 years ago
Ya! I thought so!
9 years ago
L O L what happend???
9 years ago
He came just by touching them
4 years ago
I hope when you toch them you can GTFO.
4 years ago
You're quite the little fan of me, following me around.
4 years ago
hi
4 years ago
Bye
4 years ago
it makes me so hard when you play hard to get
4 years ago
what are you wearing?
4 years ago
um
4 years ago
Jawgs sucks
4 years ago
"And no fucks were given this day or any other."

-Anchor lady
4 years ago
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