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Doug Stanhope does The Aristocrats joke

it looks like an ulcerated sea snake

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by BiffMcBifferson

submitted September 1st 2008

24 comments
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comments (24)
Oh...My God...
9 years ago
sounds like any given day in my life.
9 years ago
pure gold

9 years ago
This guy is badass hahahahahahaha.
9 years ago
reminds me of my father
9 years ago
The story or Doug Stanhope?
9 years ago
bouth
9 years ago
lmao @ "it looks like a dockworker's callused heel."
9 years ago
10 years time he will kill and eat his father... then blame videogames and twinkies
9 years ago
i don't know why but the line 'and we feed off the audiences rage' makes me lol every time ;/

9 years ago
because its funny?
9 years ago
I nominate a new phrase for the Mucho lexicon: "Low-wattage gurgler"...lol
9 years ago
"shes got this big war-torn beaver, it looked like someone kicked a hole in the side of a rotted hogs carcass"





legend.
9 years ago
"It's like an ulcerated sea snake. Remember when I took you to Sea World? Yeaaaah."
9 years ago
"the voltairs angry glove"

9 years ago
That would be the greatest name for a bar.
9 years ago
That dude's fucked up! That's why I like it.
9 years ago
Stupid baby
9 years ago
Some of the looks he gave were pure gold.
9 years ago
That prick's still alive? Pfff! What a filthy drunk! He should've been dead long time ago.
3 years ago
same goes for you
3 years ago
I've never touched a bottle in my entire life.
3 years ago
True dat. I'm clean, biatch!
3 years ago
except for all that aids up your butt
3 years ago
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