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Horatio

I hate that show.

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by Bootface

submitted August 31st 2008

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Horatio
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i've seen that show ..he's by far the worst actor i've ever see.
9 years ago
not a bad actor i think but his character in that show sucks donkey balls for sure.
9 years ago
The best part about this douche is he thinks he's the best actor ever. Like when he left NYPD Blue after the first season or something to do the old "Go on to bigger and better things" routine and he wind's up a B-list actor, while NYPD Blue becomes a television mainstay for 10 yrs or w/e. FAGGGGGGG.
9 years ago
ya that's right...then he came crawling back to tv.....and stretchnuts ya he is a terrible actor
9 years ago
how can you say he is a terrible actor, he played kit-kat in hudson hawk...
9 years ago
He was also in the original Rambo.
9 years ago
He was shite in that too.
9 years ago
The movie rules though.
9 years ago
*seen
9 years ago
Sorry.
9 years ago
We'll let this one slide in the spirit of bashing this tampon. I want to punch him in the throat every time he takes off and puts back on his sunglasses.
9 years ago
oh no not you too dik.
9 years ago
Dik is quite old and senile.
9 years ago
whoops
9 years ago
i'm under a lot of stress..we went camping last night ..was supposed to be for the whole weekend..really nice spot on an awesome quite lake...but my friends new boyfriend turned out to be such a raging douche we left this morning first thing...i actually missed you fucking dicks at one point
9 years ago
*quiet
9 years ago
His name wasn't hank, was it?
9 years ago
Wow, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
9 years ago
Oops, never mind. That was just gas.
9 years ago
You should have sent his ass out for firewood and just moved camp.
9 years ago
Or thrown a bucket of female grizzly pheromone on him
9 years ago
what did he do, by the way?
9 years ago
Tell us the story Dik!

i get to that point during school, some fucking chick will start...'OMG! i saw this funny video on youtube last night' 'I watched a chick suck off one of the ninja turtles, then i watched some naked bums go diving for crack rocks...' then ill think, 4 hours till im home, another 6 until updates...
9 years ago
Keep on hitting that bong
9 years ago
pretty much the biggest dick i've met in like a year..knows everything about everything....etc.textbook douchebag..obnoxious..stupid ..ignorant..filthy..disgusting individual in every way
9 years ago
...and he loves to kill all kinds of animals for no reason other than loving to kill things
9 years ago
...including people
9 years ago
Loud mouth, a Canadian who is louder than any obnoxious American I've ever encountered
9 years ago
Thats just because you haven't met my dick yet, dik.
9 years ago
You have a partner called Dick?
9 years ago
Gaaaaaaaaayyy!
9 years ago
have another zima irish
9 years ago
Hi Fugs! Want to go camping?
9 years ago
You think by giving me zimas I'll be more likely to show you my dick? What kind of guy do you think I am?
9 years ago
you know how sometimes you're a total dick irish? like how you can't seem to help it? this guy was even worse than you
9 years ago
Way worse; Irish has a redeeming quality, possibly two
9 years ago
redeaming qualitys are +2 magicpoints. the hit ooints very.
9 years ago
Yeah, I know a guy like that. At least I know I'm a dick sometimes.
9 years ago
Hi jamiee! Yeah, I'd love to go camping, just promise me that you don't snore.(see "throat infection" thread)
9 years ago
she snores like a gorilla with a cold
9 years ago
damn it, dik!
9 years ago
Fuck you guys for not asking if I wanted to go.
9 years ago
*changes subject
9 years ago
frankly i'd rather go camping with you buttfaces than the people we went with..while this guy was babbling on about nonsense offending the fuck out of all things alive...i was thinking about how easy it would be to pwn his monkey ass
9 years ago
but i held back because i didn't want to offend my friend...and because he seemed like he might kill me
9 years ago
Well, seeing that it's jamiee, I'll let her off. Just one question, are you camping in bear country?
9 years ago
He was 6'6" and 260 pounds, and was definitely unstable
9 years ago
the bear?
9 years ago
No, I only saw a porcupine, a loon and 2 deer.
9 years ago
And slept next to a sasquatch.
9 years ago
he wasn't 6'6 more like 6'3
9 years ago
Wow, he sounds like the ideal camping buddy! It just begs the question of what the hell is you're friend doing with a nutjob like that?
9 years ago
we're mystified completely...cannot figure it out at all..she's a really nice smart pretty girl and he's a caveman
9 years ago
'They' always say opposites attract. There are a few pretty girls that I know who've got themselves stuck with Neanderthals.
9 years ago
Was a pair of dueling banjos playing off in the distance?
9 years ago
I couldn't hear a thing over the nonstop redneck blathering
9 years ago
anyway i'm never leaving my house again..ever
9 years ago
*stays in
9 years ago
^hermit
9 years ago
Oh well, if dik's staying in, where are we going camping, jamiee?
9 years ago
diks backyard
9 years ago
Dik, send your friend my way
9 years ago
actually the tent is erected in my backyard right now...i may move my tv to the back window, grab the remote and camp dik-style
9 years ago
Suits me, it's gotta be better than this fucking place right now. I swear if it rains anymore tonight, I'm ditching the car and going to work in the canoe tomorrow.
9 years ago
Well, it's pretty rainy here too, but beautiful
9 years ago
apart from a few three hour-ish sunny bits, it's rained constantly for about four days. The river across the road from me is three feet higher than normal.
9 years ago
holy shit fugs that's a lot for any river
9 years ago
Fortunately for us, this stretch is well walled in, but the last time it flooded, my local pub (500 yards away) was under water to bar level. :(
9 years ago
Ahh you west-coasters and your bitching about the weather is for the ducks
9 years ago
Wrong country, Asphalt, I'm in the UK...
9 years ago
...and wrong coast for me too; I'm in Ontario Canada at the moment.
9 years ago
Hey, I'm from Seattle, lived in Iowa for a few years, and went to undergrad in eastern Washington. By definition, that gives me room to complain about any kind of weather.
9 years ago
I live in upstate NY. You wanna see some shitty weather? Spend 48 hours here.
9 years ago
Let's see, the weather where I'm from as of three weeks ago... One week of upper 80's/low 90's, followed by upper 90's, upper 90's, pouring rain overnight, upper 90's and fucking humid, followed by more upper 90's, then a cool, wet spell, where it rained so hard gutters overflowed and manhole covers actually shot off the manholes (insert obligatory joke about manholes here), along with funnel clouds over the my home town.

The week where it was hot, I had made the mistake of telling my dad "sure, I'll help you paint your office building." Fucking last time I do that!
9 years ago
Now I'm back in CA, though, where it's just hot.
9 years ago
Try a hurricane and then complain about weather
9 years ago
try driving one location and its swampland, then another its desert, and another location its alot of mountains, to another its all rainy and snow to another location that is kind flat land farm, all within 100 miles of each other.....
9 years ago
oh, and almost half a dozen active volcanoes, 3 major tectonic plates, rain prominately through summer, and a large river originally used for trade with indians said to have brought small pox into america (if that makes a difference, still soudns bad!)
9 years ago
and, artic ice cold air creating storms from the mixture of southern warm air. Middle of summer and thunder shakes your house lighting flashes through your lids. You ain't seen shit.
9 years ago
i wish you'd shut up..i really do..you just suck so much
9 years ago
It's sunny here and rather pleasant
9 years ago
Tell kids that nowadays and they wont believe you...
9 years ago
haha i hate this prick...


its like hes too cool for school.
9 years ago
wtf is up with the third photography? the people who drew this is a twat.
9 years ago
Good catch. Why is he putting on sunglasses when he's ALREADY WEARING SUNGLASSES!?!?!?
9 years ago
pun, since the smug cock sucker removes/puts glasses on during each of his stupid quips
9 years ago
obviously you are not aware just how bright the lights in hollywood are when shone upon such a magical talent as this douche bag...
9 years ago
teh people who drew this are twats* not is a twat. youre sentences make no sence stallian. droneant.
9 years ago
Nothing you say or type or communicate makes any sense, bane.
9 years ago
The victim was found with traces of seamen in her mouth. I guess sometimes the truth is hard to swallow. YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!
9 years ago
Looks like this isn't the only wave...about to hit Miami.
YEAAAHHHHH!!!
9 years ago
nice one Mr.Hippy
9 years ago
Favorite movie with the worst acting from him by far, has to be Session 9. Supposed to be a psychological thriller, but ruined with the line, "hey Gordon...Fuck youuuu"
9 years ago
and whunu
9 years ago
CSI sucks, all episodes are the same.
9 years ago
you suck, all your rants are the same
9 years ago
go home and eat ,fat loser!
9 years ago
And bring me a beer!
9 years ago
bring me drugs and a fuckdoll
9 years ago
Heroin & ElPiss?
9 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
9 years ago
All in one shopping trip
9 years ago
Hahaha! Nice one Freshie!
9 years ago
stupid
9 years ago
ginger
9 years ago
cunt
9 years ago
Don't worry, he'll die from aids now!
9 years ago
I like this pattern. Seen this type of comics before, but not this one. There are quite many of them, but judging by the comments its not exactly well-received.
9 years ago
enough fucking pedo-bear already..fucking 4chan fags...
9 years ago
feeling personally touched?
9 years ago
No, your uncle hasn't stopped by yet..Should I be expecting him??
9 years ago
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