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Muslim pwned.

A radio talkshow host telling a muslim fuck how it is.

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by Greven

submitted August 31st 2008

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Neil Bortz FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 years ago
you are such a pathetic person
6 years ago
You mean "Neal Boortz"?
6 years ago
WILL!
6 years ago
Thanks captain spell, i did mean neal boortz and josh you don't even know shit if you think i'm pathetic,can you say pot kettle black
6 years ago
moron^
6 years ago
^lame-o
6 years ago
lolz^
6 years ago
who's neal bortz i don't get what started this crap! is captain spell gunna come get me now...i better corect my mistake....i forgot how to type backwards
6 years ago
the indian muslim are the crazy ones
6 years ago
the black ones are...not as crazy
6 years ago
ever heard from hindu nationalism?
6 years ago
WILL!
6 years ago
*Golf clap*
6 years ago
*Concert Clap*
6 years ago
*Wet Fart*
6 years ago
*finger-fucking a water balloon filled with petroleum jelly*
6 years ago
*Rectal Itch*
6 years ago
here let me get that for you
6 years ago
the same could be said about any other religion that claim absolute truth...
6 years ago
and btw: what's the difference between a religion and "cult"?
6 years ago
* ...any other religion or ideology that claims...
6 years ago
cults are generally religious scams, or koolaid enthusiasts
6 years ago
oh... that was meant as a rhetorical question... because cults are just the practice of religions or other mythologies...
6 years ago
there all kwazy
6 years ago
Romeo2000, you and I rarely agree on anything. But in this case we do. Religion is FUCKED.
6 years ago
funny how your religion is completely based on what region of the world your born. people are so stupid
6 years ago
every religion is a scam. so there's no difference.
6 years ago
the diference is that a sand nigger can killhimself to kill you over a pedophile "prophet"
6 years ago
Yeah. You know how those Christians chop off heads, rape little girls, and support terrorism.


Damn Christians!
6 years ago
you know how those christians bomb 3rd world nations, occupy countries to steal their resources, kill millions of people by embargoes, do state terrorism, torture,...

damn those christians are definitely morally superior
6 years ago
They bomb aggressor nations.
The "occupy" countries until a non global threatening government can take control at the expense of the US taxpayer. In history, to date, no country has ever repaid any loan the US made to them except one. Any theft is of our resources, by the nation needing help.
The US embargos countries whose leadership threaatens world peace. If your affected, make a change in leadership or locale.
Gonna pass on the state terrorism. It doesn't exist here, but I can point to places around the world where it does.
The US interrogates prisoners of war. Its war. Grow a pair. Anything we do is far, far less than what has been done to our men and women by weak, cowardly asshats who lack the balls to fight with any snese of honor and decency.

Lose the ignorance and we'll talk more.
6 years ago
LOL "no country has ever repaid any loan the US made to them" not literally but they did give us credit towards the huge debt we have with them, you stupid fuck

"The US embargos countries whose leadership threaatens world peace" the key to peace is money, trade, global interdependence, so embargoes only hurt the situation

"Gonna pass on the state terrorism. It doesn't exist here, but I can point to places around the world where it does." peta is a terrorist organization, animal liberation front, and various eco-terrorist groups are present here

"The US interrogates prisoners of war. Its war. Grow a pair. Anything we do is far, far less than what has been done to our men and women by weak, cowardly asshats who lack the balls to fight with any snese of honor and decency." the only way to really be better than them is to not torture people. being in prison sucks enough, anyone whose been to one will tell you they dont need to be tortured on top of that

the only reason anyone believes in a religion is because they were told what to believe when they were too young and impressionable to think for themselves, so start thinking about how unlikely your religion really is
6 years ago
we are the wooooorld-
we are the childreeeen-
6 years ago
Kojach, you are a stupid motherfucker. Period.
6 years ago
i feel bad for you, your parents mustve brainwashed you good. luckily mine took me to church but since my dad was such a genius i inherited his high iq and even as a toddler my mind was too powerful to really believe in jesus
6 years ago
Even if you don't believe in Jesus, he believes in you.
6 years ago
so im still covered then, so what the fuck do i need to give a church 10% my money and let a priest fondle my balls for?
6 years ago
So you won't go to hell for taking that strap-on in the ass.
6 years ago
The difference between Christian and Muslims is STATED IN THE VIDEO. If a Christian does something deplorable it is CONDONED, there are christians saying WTF was that? There are christians saying that is not the christian way. There are people calling radio shows to denounce the act. Muslims DO NOT do this in fact they do the opposite. They allow their leaders to solicit hate speech, they take to the streets with violent demonstrations.

FOR FUCKS SAKE DID YOU PEOPLE EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO AND WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN THAT ISLAM ISN'T BACKING THE ACTS OF EVIL MEN WHILE EVER OTHER RELIGION IS DOING THE OPPOSITE.

You find me ONE Catholic other then the fucking priests who do the molesting who thinks that's okay, who will stand up on record saying that's a good thing to do. YOU CAN'T. You show me a Muslim and I'll show you a jew-hating, pre-teen raping piece of shit.
6 years ago
Maybe I should convert to Islam.
6 years ago
the only reason muslims dont talk out about it is because theyre controlled by their fascist priests, its just like i said they are 16th century christianity in the 20th century

but then they dont want to be free from them because they think being a slave will get them into heaven blah blah blah it all comes back to muslims being just fucking crazy and stupid
6 years ago
LOL "no country has ever repaid any loan the US made to them" not literally but they did give us credit towards the huge debt we have with them, you stupid fuck.

Ummm you are a fucking moron. You think the States owes other countries? Most of the debt is internal. YOU REALLY THINK BRAZIL AND PERU AND MEXICO, etc. lent money to the states? ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID?
6 years ago
most money we give them is in aid, so they dont owe us anyway. which is the case in most situations which you probably think someone owes us
6 years ago
How does internal debt work? Is that like me borrowing money from myself?
6 years ago
i told me last week to have my fuckin money! now im gonna have to break my legs!
6 years ago
Fuck you guys, I'm a muslim.
6 years ago
Other countries hold massive amounts of US debts in the form of T-bills. Think China, Japan, and the OPEC countries. About 40 billion is held in Mexico.
6 years ago
The US can also borrow from its self, simply using the money put away for Social Security with the promise to repay it.
6 years ago
That would be like you, hank, having $5000 in credit card debt, while having $1000 in the bank that you have owe some guy. He's not collecting until next week, so you spend the $1000 to, claiming you borrowed it from yourself. Because it was only borrowed, it's still owed to you. And because it's still owed to you, you count it as an asset on your books and still have that $1000 bucks, which means you are $4000 in the hole, not $6000.
6 years ago
Right, owed to me by me. It's neither an asset nor a debt. It's nonexistant.
6 years ago
Once you divide yourself into different departments, all kinds of magical things can happen. Your foot owes the shoe store $1000, but instead it lends your knee $1000. Now you cut off your foot and you're $1000 ahead.

It's extra fun because the US owes in it's own currency. Imagine you can buy shit at the store with a little note that says "I.O.U. $10". Then when the store comes to collect, you trade them that note for two that say "I.O.U. $5". If they demand interest, you might pay them off with an "I.O.U. $10.06".
6 years ago
you guys make really long posts
6 years ago
As the Dollar is near worthless El_Wanko is trying to make it go a little further.
6 years ago
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Hank, under the influence, incorrigible, with liberty and justice for none of you fuckers.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
6 years ago
Oops. Just ignore that second phony one.
6 years ago
i ignored it all
6 years ago
^ Ignoramus.
6 years ago
Stupid commie-witch hunters in the 50s ruined the Pledge when they added "under God." Who's God? I'm a practicing Roman Catholic, but I won't say that part, and I'm required too once a week in school when I'm teaching. The kids just look at me sideways when I don't say those words.
6 years ago
It should be 'One nation under Hank.'
6 years ago
'One nation under Wank'
6 years ago
Religion and cultural behaviour and traditions are not the same. Any form of ignorance, elitism, patriotism, capitalism/communism, religious or not are the cause of all world problems. A muslim extremist is no worse then an american soldier - they both kill in the name of God instead of caring for one an other. I blame goverments and religious leaders for brainwashing generations into believing that there is a "we" vs. "them". There are ways to live side by side and actually get along, but as long as there is pride and fundamental/conservitive lifestyles there will be no resolution. Just war and the same old farts ruling the world.
6 years ago
So FTW
6 years ago
what the fuck are you talking about american soldiers kill in the name of god??? most soldiers would kick you in the nads for that
6 years ago
Speaking just for myself, I can say that I really apprreciate you sharing your knowledge of what the causes of all the world's problems are. Thanks for that. I feel smarter already.
6 years ago
Kojach - if you ever read the text to the Pledge of Legence you would know that the pledge also includes the word "God". So if one fights for America, one also fights for the american right, "liberty and justice for all" and God.
6 years ago
Hank...nigga please
6 years ago
What, do you need some help?
6 years ago
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
All of you fucks should be banned for arguing politics on this website, shut the fuck up por favor.
6 years ago
I though the whole point of a religious politics submission was to spark a political debate.
6 years ago
Pussy, you need a favor?
6 years ago
noballs youre a fuckin retard

first of all its the pledge of ALLEGIANCE

and just because it says under god doesnt mean shit about what anyone who recites it's beliefs
6 years ago
people just want something to believe in if they didn't believe in there oh so magical "god" (And lets face it every religion has a ton of fanatics, muslim fanatics were just the first one to have the balls to do what they did.) what would they yell for when they were in pain the stuff around them ( lets say you touched a plate that was hot and had hotpockets on it and hurt yourself how would you feel yelling out "HOTPOCKETS" really?) Ok does everyone understand?
3 years ago
Neil Bortz for President!
6 years ago
he already is under the name george w bush
6 years ago
Bush is a fucking panzy. Neil tells it how it is.
6 years ago
that guy nailed it.
Islam: The the religion of peace of Ill cut your fucking head off
6 years ago
christians have murdered way more people than people of Islamic faith...not that it even matters you all claim to follow this Pagean religion and fail to even live by the code of ethics of that religion. Judge not lest ye be judged? Every member of every religion is brainwashed...twilight zone shit.
6 years ago
Extreme Religious Right, Muslim Extremists... the same thing.
6 years ago
Josh, how ignorant are you?

Who began the first crusade?
What was its goal?

By what law do Christians live?
What code of ethics, wherein is it written?

Go look it up. Maybe you will learn something. Maybe you won't.
6 years ago
Wherein is it written?
6 years ago
Religion isn't bad. People are bad.
6 years ago
but youre forgetting people made religion

i dont think theres ostriches somewhere worshiping a long-haired, sandal-wearing hippy ostrich
6 years ago
well brembo youre...stupid

crusades are a christian name for it, so the first crusade was started by christians

jihad is was muslims called it when they tried to take jerusalem, but if you want to ask which came first the jihad or crusade, probably the jihad because islam is older than christianity and jerusalem belonged to jews first
6 years ago
christians are supposed to believe in the bible...thats their law

but since they pick and choose what they want to believe no one is really christian anymore, but same goes for every religion

time and society has deemed it fit to not follow everything religious texts say but if they used a little logic they would see all religions are out of date and uncivilized
6 years ago
People didn't make religion. God made it.
6 years ago
shut up hank! thats the kind of crazy arguments religious people come up with because its so absurd you just cant argue with it
6 years ago
I'll pray for you, Kojach.
6 years ago
Every fucking "Christian" on here is a hypocrite. Wouldn't visiting MuchoSucko every night be a SIN? Oh, I forgot, you can conveniently ask for forgiveness after doing so every day. You know, I stop believing in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny as a kid, but most full grown American adults believe in some man who died and comes back to life 3 days later... They are soooooo sure of it too. Idiots.
6 years ago
"they are 16th century christianity in the 20th century"
"islam is older than christianity"

Welcome to the 21st century! Feel free to you help yourself to some history books!
6 years ago
HyperHerpes is gonna go to hell.
6 years ago
The only thing I believe in is to try and live an honest life which the bible is like a guide line. I don't believe he walked on water, he couldn't have, he had those damn holes in his feet. And I don't believe Mosses was 100 years old when he started building the ark or that he could talk to a burning bush. But I don't go out and kill people or steal from people or cheat on my wife because to me, that would make me something that I don't want to live like. As far as the religion aspect of it. If that's what you want to believe, that when you die, you go to heaven and live a peaceful afterlife after living in this shithole of a world that is in constant termoil because of how people react over religeon and politics, then so be it. Just go back and read any thread that has either of the two, religeon or politics as the subject. Life is to short to argue with someone because he doesn't believe in the same things that I do over something you can't control. My wife gets so mad at me because I believe that when I die, I'll close my eyes on this earth, everything will become dark, I won't feel anymore pain, and then I can finally be happy. Unless she burries me in a cheap box and the worms can finally get their revenge for me using all their ancestors for fishing food.

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6 years ago
Kojach I want to bash your fucking brains out!!!
"if you want to ask which came first the jihad or crusade, probably the jihad because islam is older than christianity "
Are you serious?!?! As a social studies teacher, you are the reason guys like me get bad reps! You act like you know everything and are so learned, but in reality you never even payed attention in school! You are the biggest ignoramous on this site, burn in hell fuck face!
6 years ago
I find it ironic when a christian calls anyone else stupid.
6 years ago
I think you are all stupid noobs.
6 years ago
does it really matter when islam started or christianity started? anyways christianity wasnt big when islam started so fuck off

theyre both bullshit so theres no point.

which came first the cow or its first shit
6 years ago
Christianity wasn't big? Are you retarded or what? All of Europe, the Middle East, and all of Africa north of the Sahara was Christian! Go get a clue, fuck face.
6 years ago
Europe excluding Scandanavia, my bad.
6 years ago
i really dont care i dont need to know the history of a religion to know its bullshit, whereas you apparently know and still dont realize its bullshit

but please keep getting worked up and have a heart attack, 1 less religious retard in the world
6 years ago
sillyboots, Christianity wasn't even thought of when Islam started. The Old Testament isn't Christian, it's Hebrew, and also almost a carbon copy of the Qur'an. Christianity is the new shit, relatively speaking.
6 years ago
Thats right fugsucker, I forgot! Islam was around way before Christianity, even though Christianity evolved from Judaism is the 1st Century AD while Islam came about in the 7th Century AD. WFT was I thinking?!?!
6 years ago
The prophet Mohammed is not considered to be the originator of the religion, merely the person to continue the 'true' teachings of God (i.e. the tales of Adam and Eve etc.) which were presented to him by the angel Gabriel.
6 years ago
Nevertheless, Fugs, Christianity started befor Islam.
6 years ago
yay!! we christians kick ass
6 years ago
haha FUCK YOU Will!!!
6 years ago
eh islam is just christianity in the 16th century with 20th century technology

so basically crusaders with big fucking bombs
6 years ago
That's actually very well put. So now, wtf do we do about people with a philosophy 500 years behind the times?
6 years ago
well if we stop buying their oil theyll be fucking broke as shit and they have no other use in the world so theyll probably just die off, muslims are too stupid to adapt

israels a tough one though, on one hand we need to stop giving them money if they just keep giving it to china and russia, but if we let them keep terrorizing muslims while the muslims have no money they would get rid of them faster for us
6 years ago
Didn't you say that yesterday?
6 years ago
no yesterday i was just talking about how the greedy bastards have ruined capitalism now im talking about how theres thousands and thousands of square miles of nothing in our country that we could just line with solar panels and not need a single drop of foreign or domestic oil
6 years ago
Kojach is barely educated. But at least he's got a jump on Romeo and Josh.

Hey Kojach, before you hype out about Isreal, what will you do about Syria? Are you going to ask that we stop giving them money so they can stop giving it to Russia and buying weapons to place on Isreal's border in violation of treaties?

And same question I asked no brain Josh - Who created the first crusade, and who was it against?
6 years ago
first of all i would suggest for 2009 that all foreign aid is cut by 1/4 to fix our fucking deficit and give people their houses back

also we need more accountability to countries we give foreign aid. we should require reports on what exactly they spent our money on and stop giving it to african warlords who commit genocide instead of providing aids medicine like they should be doing

iraq has been the #1 recipient of our foreign aid since the war started and they have a $70bil surplus or something like that, so obviously our foreign aid system is fucked up and needs retooling like most of the government
6 years ago
It's like America, Russia and China are the drug dealer, and the middle east is the addict. Let's blame Poland! Just for shits.
6 years ago
no european countries are like the rehab centers, and i feel bad for them because all these addicts are going there and putting up retarded mosques everywhere
6 years ago
the answer to everyone losing their home is simple the government buys the foreclosed homes and sells them back to the previous owner for the amount they had left on their mortgage and have them pay at affordable rates. the feds would have to take the loss of the difference between the cost and the amount left on the owners mortgage but its better than having tons of cheap foreclosed properties on the market free for foreign investors to come in and next thing you know all our houses are owned by china
6 years ago
Whats fucked up is that the biggest supplier of oil to the US is Canada.
6 years ago
So the government should take on more debt to buy houses from retards who lacked the mental capacity to not buy a house they couldn't afford? This way the Chinese can own the US as a whole, rather than just individual houses. Ok.

If anything the fucking media should have to pick up the houses since they convinced gullible idiots week after week that "there's no housing bubble" and then once the bubble started deflating "we've hit the bottom."
6 years ago
Solar can't replace oil or even come close. America would look black instead of green from space if we tried. The 'solar panel on every roof' idea is a fucking joke. It's like trying to feed a city by putting a tomato plant on every porch. No one has a real energy policy because none exist that match our lifestyles.
6 years ago
did you not read the part about cutting foreign aid for 1/4 for 2009? with that money we could fix the deficit, buy everyones house back, give everyone free healthcare and have a shit-ton left over

and yes solar can replace oil, and if you dont think so lets also plop a few windmills in the middle of the solar fields, and some ocean swell generators off our coasts instead of oil rigs

theres plenty of ideas out there that would replace oil and natural gas and coal; geothermal, wind, solar, tidal its not as fucking difficult to make this shit as it is to fight off the greedy oil whores that dont want us to o it
6 years ago
I've got a swell generator in my pants for you.
6 years ago
How much do you think we spend in foreign aid? It's enough to buy back a few thousand houses, that's about it. And then nothing left to fix the deficit. If it all went towards health care, it still wouldn't put a dent in it.
6 years ago
Change is dificult to come by, because money talks and bullshit walks. And who do you think holds all the money Kojach?
6 years ago
True change starts on the inside.
6 years ago
I've done the math on wind and solar. It's not going to work. Solar and wind simply have the kind of energy density needed.

Yes, they can provide electricity to houses. That's great. Even assuming you could run your whole home off of solar (you can if you have near a million to invest), that's still nothing. Here's why: Getting that solar panel to your house requires a truck. Let's say they put it on a small truck, a little guy running on 300hp. The hitch in the whole plan, is how much 300hp really is. When that truck is simply picking up speed after the light turns green, it is using more power than your house. It's using more power than your house and your neighbor's house. In fact, if you live in average-town america, that truck is using more power than your house and 580 of your neighbour's homes are. That's the punch that oil packs. The power to run a few blocks of homes, comes through refined oil send down a thin little gas line to an engine that weighs a few hundred pounds. Replace that with the most efficient solar, and you have a football field or two covered.
6 years ago
The other downfall of solar is the amount of sun that actually hits them. If you live in a desert in mexico, you might get 6 sun-hours a day, assuming you have the expensive equipment to rotate and angle your panels throughout the day. (Sun-hours being an estimate of how much your panel can produce compared to it's rating, so on a 12 hour day that's overcast, you might get 3 sun hours, and your 1000 watt solar panel will produce a total of 3kWh). Most of the US averages 4 sun-hours per day. Right now, it's basically impossible for a solar panel to even pay for its self.
6 years ago
whats this swell generator like then Hanky ?
6 years ago
i drove through mojave saturday on ca-395 and passed the kramer junction solar plant

it gets sun from sunrise to sunset, not all the panels but it does always have sun, it produces 150 megawatts and combined with 2 others nearby they produce 354 (at peak of course) most of the power goes to LA and its been there since the 80s

go on google earth and type in "kramer juntion, ca" then zoom out from the solar field and look at how much more desert there is out there. it is possible
6 years ago
Fries wants to see my swell generator. Gay.
6 years ago
i hear you show it to all and sundry... tart
6 years ago
You're talking megawatts though. Megawatts are good for running thousand of houses, but only tens of cars. Houses mean nothing energy-wise, except in cold climates. Average American Joe is using up over 10,000 watts at any given moment, and if you assume 4 sun-hours a day, that's a 60,000 watt solar panel they need to replace what they use. Well I can get a 100 watt one for about $1000 at home depot, so if everyone just invests $600,000 in solar panels, we can start to solve this energy crisis.

Of course, the price of something generally reflects the cost of it's input materials as well as energy or labor. I'd be real surprised if building a solar panel didn't mean burning off more cheap oil energy than the solar panel could ever hope to produce. This is certainly the case with biofuels and other BS ideas.

I can't address geothermal energy, or using the tides, 'cause I never looked into it. But the solar plan will help with oil usage about as much as the foreign aid plan will help with healthcare.
6 years ago
May allah have mercy on your soul.
6 years ago
Is that that chic who was like a singer or rapper and she was in the movie "Queen of the Damned" and "Romeo Must Die" and she like died? Was that her, Allah?
6 years ago
I think it was Aialeayaheiay.
6 years ago
Alliyah
6 years ago
No, that's not it.
6 years ago
I hope she made that lalala noise when the plane went down in praise be to Viacom.
6 years ago
allahliyah is dead and i pissed on her grave because whenever i turned on the radio after her death, i heard her god damned voice.
6 years ago
anti-islamism is actually as intelligent as racism or anti-semitism or anti-socialism or any other generalizing, simplifying anti-ideology/religion. good for a joke but only as long as everybody knows that things are really more complicated...
6 years ago
word
6 years ago
You two should get married. You make a lovely pair of empty vessels.
6 years ago
Spoken like the shitbag hippy you are Rimeo
6 years ago
Romeo is about 2000 times smarter and more interesting than you.
6 years ago
it's really not all that complicated if it's staring you right in the face. Neil gave out a long list of things muslims didnt march in the streets for. But they did march in the streets for a fucking cartoon. WTF?

Pointing out this fact may make it does not in any shape or form make it racist.
6 years ago
Fuck. LOL. I meant. Pointing out this fact does not in any shape or form make it racist.
6 years ago
How is this a debate rape? he simply uses a lot of emotional examples to justify his lack of information and open mindedness. And then when someone calls to talk, like usual on a radio talk show, he doesnt not give the person anytime to make a point. WATCH THE NEWS WILL READ THE PAPER WILL.. give me a fucking break.
6 years ago
exactly.
6 years ago
whoop. there it is.
6 years ago
Lets forget about anything he said that is true and just conclude that its all bullshit and Islam is wonderful.

Weeeee...
6 years ago
Ummm lack of an open mind?

You don't need an open mind. What about this requires deep thought. It's the only religion in the world that condones violence. Oh I'm sorry... I've got a lack of information. Oh wait I don't. I've read the FUCKING KORAN. It was a religion started by a fucking warlord whose soul purpose of creating it was to lead the tribes together so that they could kill a bunch of "infidels".

Yes let's all bow before the great warlord that is Islam's prophet. Or sure it preaches peace SINCE IT'S FUCKING BASED ON JUDAISM AND CHRISTIANITY.

Then one's with the lack of information are you people who have never studied the religion or it's roots.

It's a tool for inciting masses to killing and violence. That's the reason it was created. Not for peace or love that was Christianity. When did Christ ever lead an army or punish someone for being a different race. Then look at the leader of Islam. BIG FUCKING DIFFERENCE.

You read the facts you study the religion then come back and talk about an open mind.

Islam is the biggest evil this world has ever seen period.
6 years ago
You have read the whole koran? I doubt it.
6 years ago
i dont know if christ ever lead an army, but i do know he never healed a leper with his touch or turn water into wine. you claim to have read the koran but you obviously havent read the bible cause he says to kill a messload of people for various stupid reasons in it
6 years ago
Fucking half the bible is stories about people killing other people 'cause god didn't want to get his hands dirty. And the other half is mostly just god killing or hurting people himself.
6 years ago
Case in point, the "Great Flood" wiping out all of humanity except for Noah's family and Sodom being fire bombed out of existence.

This also brings up another point about Christianity. Adam and Eve were the only two humans. So in order to grow the population, they must have had sex with their kids and their kids with eachother. Same deal after the flood with Noah's family. The Bible basically condones incest when you think about it. Just remember now, I am a practicing Catholic so don't crusify me right away, just think about it.
6 years ago
I'm thinking you being a practicing catholic makes you an idiot.
6 years ago
Maybe, but I am what I am. I'm not ashamed of it.
6 years ago
Fuck shame, how about some common sense?
6 years ago
I try to have some of that;)
6 years ago
wow youre one of the special morons, you think for yourself a little and realize most of the bible makes sense, but you still give churches 10% of your shit and let priests fondle your balls
6 years ago
meant most of it doesnt make sense
6 years ago
Maybe before science had sorted much out I could forgive someone for believing in some mythical creature, but in this day and age anyone with any fucking sense just ought to know better,
6 years ago
most of the us founding fathers knew it was bs, if they could see the country now theyd...fucking die
6 years ago
You guys are going to hell.
6 years ago
I don't think so.
6 years ago
The bible makes sense if you read the shit it was based on. Genesis is just a shortened version with one god. And it goes on with one god, that's why the properties of god keep changing through the bible (sometimes he's all knowing, sometimes he's surprised, he created everything but gets angry at his creations, etc.) It was supposed to be different gods, more like the Greek religion.
6 years ago
Totally agree with the first comment here, at first hes all "you don't speak for your religion" but then he's asking him to speak for his religion??? I'd bet a lot of the people espousing opinions like Brembo and HoopyFrood breed are less moderate Christian Americans, and because of this, for me, their opinions are invalid
6 years ago
More moderate christians' opinions have some validity then?
6 years ago
Kojach, I've never had a priest fondle my balls, and I certainly don't believe in tithes. Maybe if you had a little bit of faith in something bigger than yourself you wouldn't be such a pathetic twirp whose only fun in life is trying to stir up aguments on Mucho.
6 years ago
you are just fucking stupid and continue your illogical bullshit

no i dont have faith because faith is fucking stupid, its believing in something without any proof, and in the case of people who believe in god, not even a fucking scrap of evidence

so youre right i dont have faith but that makes me more intelligent than you
6 years ago
Someone said earlier that Islam is the only religion that condones violence...did we forget the Crusades?
6 years ago
Well, "condones violence" is in the present tense, and the crusades were a long time ago, so you'll have to get a better example. (I'm sure there are plenty)
6 years ago
Hank, I was trying to dodge the whole religion thing - from my own experiences of Americans I met down South etc. I think those who aren't blinded by fundamentalism can approach this sort of video with a bit more objectivity. Yo!
6 years ago
as far as i know..the kuraan is a lot more peacful than the bible
6 years ago
both are for dickheads though..just saying you can't blame words in a book for the actions of radicals
6 years ago
I'll fucking hit you over the head with a koran, if you say that again!
6 years ago
i'm more popular than mohammed
6 years ago
all hail dik
6 years ago
It's a lot more fucking boring that the bible.
6 years ago
The Bible is a very poorly written story. The Hero doesn't get born until 3/4 through the book & then he gets killed off before the end of the story.
On one other note that was spoken about earlier, Christianity came first. I have not gone & rechecked my memory but I recall reading that Mohammed was active in the 14th century.
6 years ago
Islam believes Jesus was a prophet you dumb fucks! Holy shit you guys are all so fucking stupid read the fucking Koran before posting anymore idiotic comments. They believe in the same god that smited Sodom. THAT'S THE SAME FUCKING GOD. Where did you people get your information? *sigh* you're all the closed minded idiots. You never bothered to read the facts and just talk shit because you've been brainwashed to hate Christianity and the Jews. That's the sad sad truth.
6 years ago
Islam believes Jesus was a prophet you dumb fucks! Holy shit you guys are all so fucking stupid read the fucking Koran before posting anymore idiotic comments. They believe in the same god that smited Sodom. THAT'S THE SAME FUCKING GOD. Where did you people get your information? *sigh* you're all the closed minded idiots. You never bothered to read the facts and just talk shit because you've been brainwashed to hate Christianity and the Jews. That's the sad sad truth.
6 years ago
double post FTW?
6 years ago
Muslims actually consider Jesus to be a messenger of god, not a prophet...the Qur'an repeatedly reminds us that Adam, the first human being, was born with neither a human mother nor a human father. Therefore, Jesus' miraculous birth affords him no higher standing or presumed partnership with God.
6 years ago
i'm wearing a bomb-thong
6 years ago
I'm wearing a thong too...backwards.
6 years ago
I hear there's a muslim strip joint with full facial nudity!
6 years ago
I'll bring the acid.
6 years ago
Kill em all and let god sort em out or st. peter or whoever.
6 years ago
i used to wear boxers
6 years ago
me too i wore mickey ward for a week straight without washing him
6 years ago
This guys a prick! Every fucking religion has it's assholes but this talkshow host is just narrow minded.
The western world is fucking invasive and you can see why eastern countries have an issue with us. The answer is: lose organised religion.
6 years ago
Jesus loves the little children.
6 years ago
If the U.S. wouldn't have tryed to push a different religion on them and just let them kill themselves like they have been doing maybe shit wouldnt be so bad for us right now.
6 years ago
we should "uncover ancient writings by mohammed" and tell them he said they get into heaven with 73 virgins if they kill themselves and their family while not killing anyone else

for that extra virgin i think theyd do it
6 years ago
hellosiam. it'd be a pretty fuckin boring talk show if the presenter was all meloncholie about every subject he covered. they get irate and express an extreme view so that dick heads like yourself ring in and argue. no confrontation and argument, no show. be pretty fuckin boring show if he agreed with everything and every1
6 years ago
iam not a muslim i believe heavens on earth rite now so i live life to the fullist its always the same fuckin thing, it not about religion its about politics .religion is just used to discribe where your from and what u represent anymore altho i do believe in meditation everyday and beatin my shit like it owes me money ,and yeah some muslims are violent ,,what would u do if u were backed into a corner ?the usa goes around takin over shit putting their noses in shit in other peoples business almost like some new world shit but look at the Christian crusades were European christians that tried to kill muslims off in history to take back the holy land both sides are evil jus like who ever u choose to b prisedent find a better excuse to represent real human nature the link that drives us back into primal form "the mind that made us will destroy us"
6 years ago
^ Jibberish.
6 years ago
dik headed ^^think about it logically flamiming a - hole chinaski ur mom gave me a blowawski
6 years ago
Oh, was that stream of consciousness poetry? I'm sorry.

Wow, man. That was pretty deep. I liked the part about putting their noses in shit. That was graphic.
6 years ago
I liked it when you said primal. I feel really primal sometimes. Like, ya know, getting drunk and screaming in the middle of the night. Fuck the neighbors, ya know?
6 years ago
I liked the part at the very end where you stopped typing.
6 years ago
im piss drunk and that ramble made zip sense to me, dp
6 years ago
Is it true that your mom gave him a blowawski?
6 years ago
Yes.
6 years ago
i dont care wut u say i lost everthing so i kno for self this world is fucked up and its all becoause politics and tv,and people tellin u this is how the world should b i know i could b diffrent but thats not the path the human mind evolved it evolved to thru natural selection so that means are brain only improves us so thats why the world what it is is today everyone tryin to imbezzle their way to the top no matter what ,its all about ur how how iam better then u but what if we band together and help eachother ... all u been tought is ur own way up way up and that will b everyones own downfall cause we are the only one species to compete like this ...i like u tho
6 years ago
Good christ Henry, you attract more wingnuts than an electro magnet in a widget factory.
6 years ago
What a bunch a garbage. There wasn't a shadow of insight nor even a speck of clever word play in that whole pile of verbal vomit.
6 years ago
AND DUDE RAISE YOUR HAND BFORE U SPEAK, FUCKIN TARD GET OFF CHINASKY BALLS LIKE I DONT HAVE JOKES .LIKE HE CANT COME BACK ,U ARE DOING NOTHING BUT HURTIN HIS REP ..FUCKIN TOOL
6 years ago
I think it's funny that that first piece of textual diarrhea was your very first comment here on Mucho. You made an account just to type that in. You were so sure that your textual underwear stain needed to be shared with others. So sure it had value. Nobody wants to read your skid marks, dookie13.

Your stream of consciousness is a fucking sewage trickle full of old bicycles and tires. The fumes rising off it smell like a port-a-potty and the only sign of life are a few small, glassy-eyed fish floating on the surface. A turd would add class to your stream, diaper13. You ought to fuck off back to shit creek where you stand a fucking chance. Leave the paddle.
6 years ago
hank, be nice to people who wear helmets.
6 years ago
are muslims called william ?
6 years ago
He says his name is William.
But I am sure it's Bill, or Billy, or Mac, or Buddy.
6 years ago
All muslims want to do is have some fun.
They've got a god and he's the only one.
6 years ago
I'm sorry Hank, but you're finally wrong. Girls just want to have fun.
6 years ago
^ tool
6 years ago
Toolman = Cyndi Lauper

Hank = Sheryl Crow
6 years ago
That make me want to fuck myself. Only when I'm wearing make up though.
6 years ago
Dik likes a good beer buzz early in the mornin...an Billy likes to peel the labels from his bottles of Bud.
6 years ago
Hank lights every match in an oversized pack
Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
6 years ago
What a bunch a garbage. There "wasn't a shadow of insight nor even a speck of clever word play in that whole pile of verbal vomit."

DONT NEED WORD PLAY OR LOGIC WHEN U SPITTIN A MASTER THESIS

6 years ago
i'm guessing you're muslim scum too
6 years ago
I guess you don't need to use the reply button WHEN YOU SHITTIN IN MASSIVE PIECES.

Your words are like turds. Be a good doggie and curb yourself.
6 years ago
reminds me of that Hallam FM dj called Scottie McClue , that fat scottish cunt never let anybody get a word in edge ways... those radio dj's are all the same , kiss their arses and they give you airtime.
6 years ago
You remind me of a fat whore
6 years ago
You are poisoning the environment here with your negativity.
6 years ago
john gaunt on talksport is the same. on 11-2 every afternoonn i think, total prick that just likes an argument
6 years ago
I hate people that just argue all the time.
6 years ago
No you don't.
6 years ago
Yes, I do.
6 years ago
no i dont think you do either
6 years ago
I DONT BELIVE IN ANYTHING BUT LIVIN NOW AND TRYING TO CHANGE THIS BULLSHIT
6 years ago
Have we seen this mongoloid before? He reminds me of COCKWAR, or maybe one of those bungalo fuckers?
6 years ago
actually wasnt there an even bigger retard who got banned for always useing capitals...
6 years ago
but thats cruise control for cool!
6 years ago
fries plese i want my shit extra crispy and hank chinaski i want ur mom to give it to me cause she loves the meth and i love to trade to 2 her for the head.. two on onw one u better get the best of mucho burners...cause iam not playin
6 years ago
Sounds great.
6 years ago
That was very thoughtful of you to let know you are not playing. I can see now that you are a true gentleman.
6 years ago
I DONT BELIVE IN ANYTHING BUT LIVIN NOW AND TRYING TO CHANGE THIS BULLSHIT
6 years ago
okay?
6 years ago
I LUV HOW U HATE ME THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I WANTED TO MAKE MY COME UP MUCHOSUCKO ,THIS IS THE START I WAS LOOKIN FOR.. I LOVE U CINASKY FOR BEING THE ONE TO CHALLENGE MY SHIT TALKIN MAYBE U ARE ON MY LEVEL NOT ,U ARE MARKED AS MY COME UP' HOW DO U KNOW I HAVENT BEEN STALKEN U FROM THE BIGINNING
....
6 years ago
Are you wearing mittens?
6 years ago
I'm thinking he is that bungalo that was here before. Never uses the reply button, all caps, and loves to be hated, because that is part of the bungalo identity.
6 years ago
what in the fuck are you talking about? If you want to 'change this bullshit', I assume the BS in the video you probly didnt even watch...heres the last place to do it. What you could do for us is set up a camera and walk in front of a truck, a moving one! smartass...
6 years ago
^gaaaaay.
6 years ago
I wonder how empty this would be if i could block certain peoples comments, probly just wanko-less, cuz hes a shitiot loser.
6 years ago
My gaaay thing was meant for that fag that kept posting shit, but you're gay too for saying 'wanko-less'. WTF is that? An insult or something?
6 years ago
I think that would make a good slogan.

"Mucho Sucko, it's Wanko-less."
6 years ago
Tired Guy once had a "comment blocker" bootface, you should ask him.
6 years ago
Was it just a roll of masking tape?
6 years ago
LOL! I never really figured out what it was.
6 years ago
boot face i will kick u in the face get off dudes balls ,this how i know not one of u can fight ur own battles
ur nothing more then a petty black gang weak asses but u try to seprate urselves fuckin weakasses let chinasky handle his own buisness..
6 years ago
Do you happen to be wearing make-up at the moment?
6 years ago
I dont even like hank, and im pretty sure he doesnt like me. We just apparently mutually hate you.
6 years ago
I don't hate him. He has livened things up here for a few minutes. A small, humorous diversion, like watching a retard slip on the ice.
6 years ago
ok thats the one thats gonna shut me up, mind u iam takin on three of u at teh same time.. chinyour mom blowed me how do u know ur mom is fuckin me right now while i ass cum inn her and she farts it out,bootface u fuckin nutrider quit tryin to faght battles that dont belong to u u nut rider fuckin tool.,..
6 years ago
I hope for your sake your really fucked up right now, cuz if your not your who im betting against for the special olympics. Olympic level retard loser.
6 years ago
I'm sure you have a lot of experience taking on three men at once, cock gargler.
6 years ago
Remember, spit don't swallow. Buttface has the AIDS.
6 years ago
Doesnt matter, hes got it now. I can faght whatever...theres a spell check function here now, whats your excuse?
6 years ago
I think he wants to fag your wattles, Booty.
6 years ago
The enemy of my bungalo is my summer cottage.
6 years ago
You three faggoteers should get a room to conduct your dickfencing
6 years ago
Wow, that is almost kinda funny.

Tell ya what, run down to the store for me and get me some beer and cigarettes. If you're back in less than 10 minutes, I'll let you sit at the big table with the men.
6 years ago
Only if you promise you won't put your head up from under it this time
6 years ago
10:01. Sorry, just missed it. Go play in the yard with the younger kids.
6 years ago
TurdPieDreaming, get me another beer, would ya!?! C'mon boy, hurry up now.
6 years ago
I know I'm tough on the boy, but he ain't that bright and if he's ever going to amount to more than a pile of shit, I'm gonna have to keep him running.
6 years ago
Bootface eats asshole. Thats all the wisdom I can squease outta me right now. Thank you for making me feel like a sadist piece of shit and goodnight asstard I hope you get rabies up the ass.
6 years ago
Sweet dreams.
6 years ago
well iam glad chinasky and bootface jus choose teams cause ur gonna need alot to shit talkin 2 up to my shit talkin abities u jus made friends fuckin ass fuckers
6 years ago
I just made friends!
6 years ago
Oh, it's with an ass fucker. That's not as good.
6 years ago
Hank, Shit-Talkin rings activate!....what? I seriously hate you guys, goin to sleep.
6 years ago
well iam glad chinasky and bootface jus choose teams cause ur gonna need alot to shit talkin 2 up to my shit talkin abities u jus made friends fuckin ass fuckers
6 years ago
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Puts in 'Eye of the Tiger' cassette tape and starts shadow boxing.*

Nobody talks the shit like Chinaski! You are about to enter a world of pain. Back me up here, fellas. Am I right? Huh, huh?!? A WORLD OF PAIN!!!!!!
6 years ago
Pain, and alot of annoying.
6 years ago
Thanks for backing me up there, man. That means a lot to me.
6 years ago
good heavens... who is this idiot?
6 years ago
Wasn't there a juggalo jack-ass that talked just like this dope?
6 years ago
This noob can't even sting together a coherent sentence and he thinks he can out "shit talk" anyone here?
6 years ago
He can probably out flame Buttface, but thats not really saying much, considering hes borderline retarded.
6 years ago
not to mention reply buttons
6 years ago
i didn't even read much of what he said...stupid motherfucker
6 years ago
Ya, skip that guy. Just read what I said. I'm on fire today.
6 years ago
i never read what you say either
6 years ago
except for right then.. that was the first time
6 years ago
the clap causes a burning sensation too
6 years ago
Big mistake. Biiiiggg miiiistake.
6 years ago
Hey DPRm1p3, you're boring - fuck off
6 years ago
Fries has the clap. True story.
6 years ago
i hate screen names i can't say..totally pisses me off
6 years ago
"World of pain." Ok Walter.
6 years ago
The name is Hank.
6 years ago
I know. But I thought you were referencing The Big Lebowski. Guess I was wrong?
6 years ago
No, you weren't wrong.
6 years ago
id call out everyone but i would only jus win against agains a group of middle aged fuck faces with no lives but u post a pic a prove me wrong fuckin sister fuckers ..you think u won hahahhehehmwahhwah "evil villian laugh" all of u are targets ,jus trying to prove sumthing
6 years ago
poo poo pee pee.
6 years ago
"är du säker du har inte nån svensk pojkvänn i skolan gumman?" haha
6 years ago
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why.
6 years ago
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do.
6 years ago
^ Sounds like the beginning of a gay romance.
6 years ago
They always start out so good. I don't know what goes wrong.
6 years ago
I think there is some kind of "law" that says "everything that can go wrong goes wrong".
6 years ago
Spank them hank
6 years ago
Thanks, Frank.
6 years ago
Nobody want to talk to me.
6 years ago
Did your family lock you out of the house again?
6 years ago
toolman can stay at my house
6 years ago
Can I come over?
6 years ago
are we all invited ?
6 years ago
no
6 years ago
I'm sure that "no" was directed at fries right?
6 years ago
why do i always get left out ?
6 years ago
Because you are a fucking douche. I wouldn't let you come over to my house either.
6 years ago
its just like being in the school playground again....
6 years ago
I'm already there. Hey Dik, pass me a beer, would ya?
6 years ago
When was the last time you cleaned this place?
6 years ago
i only invited toolman..the rest of you can go to hell
6 years ago
*set bag of shit on fire on dik's doorstep rings doorbell and runs away*
6 years ago
it's poop again!!!!!
6 years ago
*shoots dik with BB gun from the bushes*
6 years ago
Dik, you're blocking the TV.
6 years ago
*knocks on window* "can i come in guys ?"
6 years ago
*shoots fries too*
6 years ago
*twice*
6 years ago
*Pulls the curtains shut.*
6 years ago
*phones Cheeky and Fugs to see if they are coming out to play*
6 years ago
I would do, fries, but if everyone else is over at dik's place, I'm heading over to jamiee's.
6 years ago
*Ignores the phone*
6 years ago
Dik called the shit poop!
6 years ago
when posts get too long it takes my internet like 15 seconds to refresh the whole page..do you people think i have time for that?
6 years ago
Time to switch from dial up, old man.
6 years ago
it's the fastest internet they had...if hank would shut maybe it wouldn't take s long to get here
6 years ago
He certainly is long winded. As if anyone actually cares what he thinks.
6 years ago
All the long posts were Wanko and Kojach. I have the short posts full of pithy insight.
6 years ago
Irish probably wrote down all my comments in a notebook.
6 years ago
He masturbates whilst reading them.
6 years ago
this is the basement of the internet right here
6 years ago
haha good one
6 years ago
failure
6 years ago
epic
6 years ago
I was not laughed.
6 years ago
Fuck the muslims
6 years ago
Fuck you.
6 years ago
thats the spirit
6 years ago
Thanks.
6 years ago
can anyone give me the cliffnote version of the entire comments so far please

6 years ago
Hi welcome to Mucho
6 years ago
A lot of people on here don't like Muslims and Islam, and there are also a lot of people who don't like any form of organized religion.
6 years ago
I think solar power won't fix our energy problems.
6 years ago
Some noob with a letter/number username is going off on Buttface and Hank.
6 years ago
Fries said your mom was fat.
6 years ago
solar power combined with wind geothermal and tidal power can replace oil
6 years ago
Dik's having a party round at his place but it sounds gay.
6 years ago
i actually was not in this one because i was getting high and watching movies all weekend.
6 years ago
some conservative you are, youre a regular bristol palin
6 years ago
i am not a conservative. i'm a libertarian. not that it matters to commies like yourself.
6 years ago
I do have a lot of conservative leanings though, I will give you that.
6 years ago
i can see the humor in that comment went right over your head
6 years ago
Oh and people actually think Christianity and Islam and Judaism aren't related, even though they have the same holy land.
They bash the old testament not realizing it's the foundation of Islam.
ALSO they seem to think for some reason that Islam doesn't recognize Jesus or Moses as prophets which they do.
They also think the Koran is more peaceful even though it's about the gathering the nomadic tribes and leading them against anyone who doesn't agree that Mo' is the hottest shit to ever be born on the face of the Earth.
Oh and I'm the only motherfucker here who knows anything about any of this shit.
6 years ago
congratulations, youre also the only one who cares
6 years ago
PoopyFood, nothing you just said is more than fairly common knowledge concerning the Abrahamic religions. You might know a little bit, but you're certainly not the only one and thinking you are makes you sound like a child.
6 years ago
Fuck you sloppyjewed.
6 years ago
I rarely see this many comments on MS in my short time here. Religion strikes again. Beautiful. Funny and sad but beautiful nontheless.
6 years ago
fucken fearmongers
3 years ago


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