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Nobody sleeps here anymore.

Hobo deterrent.

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by redrighthand

submitted August 30th 2008

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Nobody sleeps here anymore.
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haha
9 years ago
Wow, I really love this. And for the record. Never give homeless people money - it only enables them to live on the streets and shit on private property.
9 years ago
that is why i give money to homeless people, how else can i get back at starbucks?
9 years ago
looks comfy
9 years ago
Gay hobo's dream.
9 years ago
haha we do that to our city hall on the ledges up high but thats for pigeons... i didnt know they did this for humans too
9 years ago
they're all over the septa stations
9 years ago
Maybe their tired of cleaning up hobo crap of the sidewalk.
9 years ago
They need to cover every square inch of NE Ohio in this stuff
9 years ago
now they'll just have to get rid of the fakirs...
9 years ago
Haha that was just what i was thinking. Hell, these hobos pack some serious armor in form of those winter coats. Theyll manage to sleep on it if they have to.
9 years ago
I would sleep on the ground right next to the spikes just to spite them.
9 years ago
I'd kill another hobo, then lay his carcass down on them like a nice sleeping bag.
9 years ago
Just put a board on it.
9 years ago
I would take a massive shit on it and spread it around. Poo always wins.
9 years ago
I would push down into your own poo.
9 years ago
Why do you have a poo fetish?
9 years ago
Have you had a poo in the mirror lately? It's you that loves the poo.
9 years ago
You said above you were going to push down on my poo.

I hate poo. You are thinking of dik.
9 years ago
JamesTKirk says:
I would take a massive shit on it and spread it around. Poo always wins.

Short term memory loss?
9 years ago
HankChinaski says:
I would push down into your own poo.

Keyboard user error?
9 years ago
I'd sleep in both your poo.
Troutpotato, ftw.
9 years ago
You fucking idiot, Kirk. You brought up the poo first. Obviously, it's you with the poo fetish.

Are you pretending to be stupid, or is it just you?
9 years ago
*obviously
9 years ago
I told you Hank was all about the poo jokes.
9 years ago
I was at the bar last night, I'm still drunk by the way, and did the whole sqat over the toilet thing since it was fucking nasty, and had explosive diareah all over the back tank on the toilet. Damn you Guinness and Krystal burgers. It smelled like Krystals and airplane glue and the guy in the next stall was dying laughing at me.
9 years ago
I also made out with two super young girls and am expecting Chris Hanson to knock on my door at any minute.
9 years ago
One of them was thrown out shortly after for not having ID.
9 years ago
The End
9 years ago
None of that really happened, did it?
9 years ago
Yep. I'm still grinning about both incidents.
9 years ago
Substitute "two super young girls" with "two slappers who've been round the block and back" and you've probably got the true story.
9 years ago
Hahaha! I swear they weren't. My buddy called me and woke me up to laugh about it. Good times.
9 years ago
speaking of elephant shit...i just watched bear grylls squeeze the juice out of some and drink it...he also drank his pee again...dude loves some pee
9 years ago
I've seen that one. It's like 3 years old though but I guess you guys are just now getting it in Canada, huh?
9 years ago
That's why irish likes him
9 years ago
I was talking to Bear on the phone the other day and he said he would be willing to have a "survive off" with Les Stroud and Frank Mir. He said that they tried it once and Les and Frank just kept blowing each other.
9 years ago
it was a special about all the disgusting stuff bear eats...he's fucked up man
9 years ago
les stroud wouldn't hang with that pee-swilling englishman for any reason
9 years ago
Irish would
9 years ago
Anyway, Ray Mears pwns all others
9 years ago
Ray Mears is such a pussy that no one in America has even heard of his dumb ass.
9 years ago
Les is Canadian. How much gayer can it get?
9 years ago
ray mears is a pussy...he doesn't ever drink pee
9 years ago
Ray Mears is so good no one ever knows he's been there
9 years ago
Les Stroud and Bear Grylls just love to drink each others pee whilst Frank Mir watches on wanking furiously.
9 years ago
When I said Frank Mir earlier I meant Ray Mears. Frank would beat the fuck out of all three of them at the same time. Then I would come in and protect Bear. Then I would make Vic blow me and Bear.
9 years ago
...then you would wake up and realise it was all a dream.
9 years ago
i think 1rish1 would turn up to finish the gay party
9 years ago
he likes gay parties
9 years ago
haha "explosive diareah"
9 years ago
Have you guys seen the one where Bear catches a skunk, hacks off its head while it;s squirming in his jacket, and then eats it?
9 years ago
Dik, that was hilarious about Ray Mears lol.
9 years ago
i hanged out with my dealer last night and his friends in the slum he lives in. we also drove around town in my car and one of his friends carried a huge revolver. he failed an attempt to mug a guy to steal his motorcycle, he fucking drew the gun to his face and the guy refused to give his bike away. i was like wtf man, are you fucking crazy
9 years ago
Damnit, the Les Stroud and Bear Grylls convo seems to follow me everywhere I go. My friends always give me shit for thinking Les Stroud is more of a survivor man than the stay-in-a-hotel pussy man Bear. May have a manly name, but having your crew take care of you isn't manly. That's right, I said it, what now?
9 years ago
Show of hands, who actually believes elchris?
9 years ago
Silence speaks volumes
9 years ago
you actually read what he says?
9 years ago
I don't like him. But man do I love Sunkist.
9 years ago
Ray Mears ftw.
9 years ago
Sweet.
9 years ago
hey, what about right infront of the spikes, that looks like a fine hobo resting spot that has no spikes
9 years ago
just dont let them ruin my view
9 years ago
I've seen this kind of thing over in Europe, but only to protect historical buildings. Roman stuff, mostly that they didn't want people sitting on.
9 years ago
so instead they defile it with spikes. brilliant.
9 years ago
I think the idea is that they don't want you touching all the other stuff while you're sitting there. Like, it keeps you from leaning on the columns. I kind of had that same reaction, though.
9 years ago
ok hank, you idiot fuck, how is a homeless person gonna afford a board to lay over the spikes?
9 years ago
STFU, exojizz, Who needs a board when you have poo?
9 years ago
Exactly, how should a common hobo afford one of them fancy boards, the bigwigs parade around with?
9 years ago
God damnit, where the fuck is the reply police?
9 years ago
Boards are so expensive. Lol.
9 years ago
Why does the US keep helping other countries with their hunger problems when we have them here?
9 years ago
Kill all the fat people, hunger problem solved.
9 years ago
The US has an extraordinary high population of obese people, yet we still have hunger problems.
9 years ago
EAT all the fat people, both problems solved
9 years ago
i just drank 3 24-oz Colt 45's, in, like, a half-hour...this is on top of the just plain-drinking-beer-all-day that usually describes my saturdays
...i've also been grinding up and snorting sudafed and these supposed "white-crosses" that you see behind the counter at truckstops...
my brother left me a couple of "oxys" - whatever that means...
not to mention a line or two of suspicious white powder...
and i'm so fucked up W/O meth!

i first did acid when i was 14
two years before my 1st taste of alcohol...

only in the 70's did that sort of shit happen...

lived thru that
lived thru the coke fad
lived thru crank, zip, the "new, more powerful marijuana" scare...

anyway
i'm 45 yrs old
i have seen and lived the drugs/booze scene from 1979 to the present day...and my final words of wisdom are: TAKE AS MUCH ACID AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN...AS SOON AS POSSIBLE...you will NEED it thruout the next 40 years...
being able to "hallucinate at will"
will become a marketable job-skill...


by the whosit? - goood shroomies!

poss

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9 years ago
Hmmm, show of hands, who here actually believes possum?
9 years ago
I'm actually amazed that possum doesn't know that Sudafed is basically Meth. Hence, no.
9 years ago
my name is possum, and i approve of this message...
uh, oh...
...i'm hearing voices from downstairs now...either i left the tv on or....AGGH! planty? not you, man!....
...by the way, this whole bane/planshit charade just plain gets my dick hard every time i see the posts...and i'm (at least presently) pretty darned heterosexual...
it's just that i've taken enuff acid to appreciate the raw sexuality of true adolescent fantasy...i picture you as (mentally/emotionally) 12 or 13 years old...you're just trying really hard to restrain yourself from licking the shit off of that Sharpie marker, arent you?...

hey?
didnt somebody say they had some chronic?

9 years ago
A thin layer of paper-mâché should be modeled around the spikes, camouflaged in the same color as the rest.
The ultimate Hobo-Predator Trap.
9 years ago
I can see a huge lawsuit starting if somebody trips and falls onto the spikes.
9 years ago
Brb, call my lawyer.
9 years ago
chuck norris sleeps on sharper spikes than that all the time
9 years ago
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