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Phelps: The early years.

Destine for gold, right from the start.

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by FLFisher

submitted August 30th 2008

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Phelps: The early years.
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I get it.
9 years ago
Funny, In a stupid sort of way I guess.
9 years ago
Funny.
9 years ago
I liked it the first ten times I got it in an e-mail... Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnext!
9 years ago
My sperm is faster than Michael Phelps right now.
9 years ago
Because it's going down the shower drain?
9 years ago
Lol. No, it's because I'm jacking it so fast. It comes at super sonic speed. Dangerous as fuck. I have to jack off in a bank vault so as not to endanger anyone.
9 years ago
damn....hank really laughed...wow...good job toolman
9 years ago
What are you talking about? I laugh all the time here. I have a great sense of humor.
9 years ago
Hanks silly , everyone knows he's got a vagina really
9 years ago
Best-cocksucker reminds me of the kid in Almost Famous. You know the scene where he leaving the concert and saying goodbye to everyone by name?
9 years ago
speaking of vaginas ^
9 years ago
Isn't this what it always looks like? One sperm gets there first.

9 years ago
Not really. There might be a large number of sperm there, but only one of them dissolves through the protective layer and enters.
9 years ago
^And then causes a cortical reaction preventing the other sperm cells from getting through.
9 years ago
Fuck off Smerf, you cunt.
9 years ago
Actually, this is the inside of ElPiss' stomach and the round thing is a meatball, or something.
9 years ago
Nah, it's the inside of your wife's mouth, and they're swimming towards her tonsils.
9 years ago
We have a draw.
9 years ago
Whoever kills pussyhands first, wins.
9 years ago
I gotta give it to Hank.
9 years ago
Of course, TheGays comment was derivitive and lame.
9 years ago
so who gave him his fugly his mom or dad
9 years ago
Leave me out of this, fuck-face.
9 years ago
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