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Jesus drive-by lol

Jesus lol drive-by!

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by AlbinoNegroLover

submitted August 26th 2008

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Jesus drive-by lol
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Yea, little does Jesus know that this trucker has been up for 78 hours and fuelled by meth and coke. The black man didn't have a chance anyway....
9 years ago
Looks like hes already hit a few somethings judging by the entire missing cab
9 years ago
yeah, just the door there, I noticed that
9 years ago
Are blacks still worth 20 points? You'd think it would go down with so many running the streets cheering for Barrack Osama
9 years ago
Higher points if it risks damaging your vehicle.
Wheelchair - 100
Wheelchair fatty - 150
Michael moore - 550
9 years ago
Propane truck- 551
9 years ago
This is about as shady as the ghost of human kindness.
9 years ago
I'd so give jesus a ride just to run over a black person
9 years ago
Seconded
9 years ago
skeet skeet skeet skeet
9 years ago
Jesus wears eyeliner?
9 years ago
Jesus be Goth.
9 years ago
jesus.. the ultimate emokid.
9 years ago
Jesus bled and wept for you all.
9 years ago
Good
9 years ago
ooh loslobos is going to hell
9 years ago
look close - it aint jesus, it's charle manson
9 years ago
Jesus threw in a reach around and it was a done deal.
9 years ago
Sunday School flashback,Hank?
9 years ago
Pre-school flashback driver?
9 years ago
No, it's Dik. Every Easter Sunday he puts on a robe and waits in the back of some company's van.
9 years ago
I can't say that I couldn't see that happening.
9 years ago
that's how he gets to the beer store
9 years ago
Bill Pullman drives trucks with Jesus?
9 years ago
lol..yeah, it DOES look like him, don't it?..lol...
9 years ago
this looks like the old hess to me
9 years ago
are you guys talking about Jesus Rodriguez?
9 years ago
Doesn't he play for the Angels?
9 years ago
you're thinking of Jesus Delgado. They're both brown so who gives a shit, right?
9 years ago
FAKE, Jesus doesn't speak English.
9 years ago
(in tongues) you see he's about to slip him one
9 years ago
Listen to the voices, Johnny...
9 years ago
I think a more appropriate caption for the last line would be "then you need to get into heaven through the 'back door!'" Jesus looks as if he's about to have gay sex from behind.
9 years ago
and the driver looks none to excited about that prospect.
9 years ago
shouldnt they be wearing seatbelts...
9 years ago
It is the law now.

Pennsylvania's catch phrase:Click it, or ticket
9 years ago
Seatbelts in a truck?
9 years ago
'Clunk click every trip'
9 years ago
Never in a million years, you simply don't have seatbelts in a truck.
9 years ago
You don't have to wear seatbelts in a pick up here.
9 years ago
California also uses "click it, or ticket".
9 years ago
I never pick up hitch hikers.
9 years ago
The FBI agent from Twin Peaks became a truck driver?
9 years ago
I always thought Jesus was black...
9 years ago
well you thought wrong then ya heathen
9 years ago
He's a woman.
9 years ago
Then it'd be "She's a woman".
9 years ago
Not if he was born a man first. See where I'm going with this?
9 years ago
this must be in Utah - thats where god talks to you if you wear majic underpants
9 years ago
You mean my magic underpants won't work here in Massachusetts? Fuck, and I just bought these too.
9 years ago
Jack Black and John Larroquette are truck drivers?
9 years ago
the lol killed it for me
9 years ago
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