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Capoeira Fail

Just when I thought this fighting style was bad ass, a white man goes and destroys my hopes and dreams with a punch to the face.

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by AgentWorm

submitted August 26th 2008

47 comments
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from movie never back down
9 years ago
i like gay movies
9 years ago
Josh is right
9 years ago
that looked like the you got served of fake ass backyard fighting.
What fucking suburban white kid can fight worth a damn?
Little to none.
9 years ago
so someone took the trouble of getting the clip, converting it to horrible quality and posting it?
9 years ago
Someone took the trouble of getting and converting the clip to a horrible quality. I took the 1 minute to submit it.
9 years ago
at :42 you can see the overhead camera.
9 years ago
I'll be the first to admit it Dick, I can't fight worth shit, and I am indeed white and suburban. However, I have never had the need to resort to physical combat in order to solve any of the problems I have encountered in my neighbourhood throughout my childhood.

Probably because there weren't no darkies around. Brown people = violence, with an infinitely repeating remainder of fucking ignorance.
9 years ago
I grew up around a mix of ethnicities and got into a lot of fights growing up. I won a few and lost more than a few.
9 years ago
I grew up in a neighbourhood where 99% of the populace was white, and I got into fights all the time. So there goes your theory TheCOB. And I grew up in one of the less-violent / run-down areas of my town too.
9 years ago
riddle me this then COB you knob.

Why are the biggest serial killers white?!?!
9 years ago
morph...its because the police are busy looking for a black guy while the white serial killer is off planning his next victim
9 years ago
It's because we are smarter about it and not as easily caught.
9 years ago
your mom is a stupid slut...

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
9 years ago
Hahaha!
9 years ago
See faggots, you were practicing your racial gymnastics and then plantshit came in and knocked you the fuck out with a slutwhammy.
9 years ago
lol...racial gymnastics...just the thought makes me laugh...
9 years ago
slutwhammy, added to your next compilation wanko
9 years ago
Make sure you include the one about me never losing at rape.
9 years ago
You Fail!
9 years ago
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9 years ago
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9 years ago
I bet your the guy that got knocked teh fukk out
9 years ago
nice backflip btw....
9 years ago
what the fucks the point of that shit

tire yourself out before you even get in range of your opponent, fucking useless
9 years ago
It's from a lame movie....purely fake. No need to get too upset.
9 years ago
It's a real fighting style but your not supposed to do all the random flips and shit.
9 years ago
Although it is mainly used as a performance art.
9 years ago
puahahahah. dued...........
9 years ago
wtf! this was stupid. i thought capoeira was only show fighting. like wwf wrestling...
9 years ago
......wut?
9 years ago
...just breathe Manny, this crazy fool knows not what it says. Next you'll be telling us our moms left money under our pillows when we were kids. (This is a sitter, I know)
9 years ago
I like BREAKDANCING :) :)
9 years ago
Capoeira is a dance game.
9 years ago
Dancing instead of fighting, common mistake.

Shit movie as well.
9 years ago
i can relate with the guy in the black trunks
9 years ago
Capoeira is a dance style not a martial art.
9 years ago
It's a martial art. Go wiki it.
9 years ago
wiki is unreliable, did you ever go to college?
9 years ago
Wiki is pretty reliable.
9 years ago
Capoeira has been around for a long time as a martial art. Pretty much common knowledge, I thought.
9 years ago
WORD TO BIG BIRD!!!HELLOSIAM!!!
9 years ago
Awesome, my first movie post. *glee*
9 years ago
did you know it was??
9 years ago
I liked it. No showboating, just lay his ass out, right to the point.
9 years ago
this movie sucks
9 years ago
theres flipper.. without the water
9 years ago
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