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Take a shower, I dare ya

My buddys' dad never cleans the shower. Please note the "soap graveyard."

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by fourhundredandtwenty

submitted August 20th 2008

133 comments
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Take a shower, I dare ya
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comments (133)
At this point you might as well get a whole new bathroom
9 years ago
i wanna be buried in the soap graveyard
9 years ago
want or need, stinky?
9 years ago
asks a negro... how ironic...
9 years ago
It looks like the liquid dispensers are wistfully looking at their friends in the Soapatery.
9 years ago
lol @ romeo dying for my attention..
does the big black man make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
9 years ago
Eeeww! Warm and fuzzy...inside. I just threw up a little.
9 years ago
ducking fisgusting
9 years ago
you're Nucking Futs, ha!
9 years ago
Yup, gucking fay....
9 years ago
Just stay away from the now sentient mildew and you'll be okay.
9 years ago
But maybe he could learn important life lessons from it.
9 years ago
i.e. "Don't be mildew"
9 years ago
Yeah, mildew fucks
9 years ago
This looks like tubgirls domain.
9 years ago
That's Hank's face.
9 years ago
Omg, I can not believe you said that. You big meanie.
9 years ago
Truth hurts does it Hanky ?
9 years ago
indeeeed...
9 years ago
It may.
9 years ago
reminds me of my toilet
9 years ago
gross, it sounds like puking in it would actually improve it.
9 years ago
You should see it when I eat @ Arbys........you think that tub is gross
9 years ago
My shower is on per with this. I wear flip flops in it.
9 years ago
*par
9 years ago
My shower looked like this about four years ago, then a friend introduced me to Mildew Fighter! Just spray it on, let it sit for a few hours, and then wash it away. Your shower will be sparkling clean. No scrubbing, no fuss.
9 years ago
i'll have to try that
9 years ago
Gotta try that for my athlete's foot....
9 years ago
irish that's disgusting...clean it
9 years ago
So Hank, how much in commissions did you get for that little plug for Mildew Fighter.
9 years ago
I have some Kaboom but I'm just too lazy to do it.
9 years ago
No commisions, but it is a true story. 30 seconds of spraying this foamy chemical shit and then you leave, come back later and wash it off with the shower nozzle. Sparkling fucking clean.

Also, it's not really called Mildew Fighter. It's name is in Japanese.
9 years ago
irish keeps hes apartment all messed up so hes parents think "maby he isnt a closet-fag after all"
9 years ago
Thats funny that that you think my parents give a shit in what condition my house is. Mommy and daddy don't pay my way so I live as I please.
9 years ago
Go to the home depot and buy youself a water conditioner. It illiminates the iron in the water that makes those brown stains.
9 years ago
We used to have Mr Muscle here in Blighty , that shit used to take your skin off.
9 years ago
That won't take the brown stains out of his underwear.
9 years ago
Hank has red stains in the ass of his underwear.
9 years ago
No, I don't, but your mom did actually stitch her number into the waistband of my underwear. What a stupid bitch. I hate her.
9 years ago
you 2 need to shut up seeing as both of you have spunk stains in your underwear
9 years ago
in the rear to be precise
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
That's YOUR underwear, Tries.
9 years ago
you wont ever see spunm stains on elchris..... unless he smiles
9 years ago
Hahaha, ElPiss, you can't even afford underwear.
9 years ago
i know this is about some nigger comments i made recently. i repeat, ive got nothing against you shit stained skin coloured people
9 years ago
just dont steal my stuff, you filthy nigger
9 years ago
lmao, silly rabbit, i have no respect for you because youre a crackhead, your worthless commenting has nothing to do with it, in fact, i usually ignore half the shit you write.... sorry
9 years ago
dont worry elchris, your cardboard box is safe
9 years ago
um, ok.
9 years ago
Christ, what an idiot.
9 years ago
drugsa ARE BEAYD! i went tos japen one time and i atacked the peolep with stiks. they looksed at me funnye yed so i hit them. do u like me NAOW!? i dont agree withsn the new epliss butlshits. he's a fag. fgagy gag fag
9 years ago
hahahaa
9 years ago
Looks like it would be at a rest area, or this "great" little hotel I stayed at in Illinois.
9 years ago
i love how it's that dirty but he still spends the extra money on the paul mitchell shampoo.(... im not gay... it just tingles when u put it on ur head :D... ok maybe a lil gay)
9 years ago
FAG!!!!!
9 years ago
cold wears abercrombie and fitch most likely.
9 years ago
...and make-up.
9 years ago
Did he have a couple of Japanese chicks over?
9 years ago
Japanese people keep their bath tubs clean, because they actually bathe in them.
9 years ago
bathe in shit
9 years ago
Wrong.
9 years ago
Wrong hank, japanese people havent advanced one bit socially since the feudal ages, the only difference in japan now and 1000yrs ago is technology. that and they still LOVE shit
9 years ago
Oh, now you are an expert on Japan?

Lol! This from the idiot who "refuses to learn any Tojo." You fucking clown. Shut your cock hole before the known universe implodes from your stupidity.
9 years ago
the Japanese still like bukkake too
9 years ago
Really? What do you know about anything Japanese?
9 years ago
it was just an educated guess
9 years ago
Get an education then, Tries.
9 years ago
Yes hank i am an expert, i would think somebody as bitter as you are would spot these things right off, but you obviously get less wedgies here than before you came, so you stay.
9 years ago
I'm not bitter. I just hate racist garbage like yourself.
9 years ago
beside all the shit lovers or shit talkers wherever in this world, I still love Japan
9 years ago
i have that same green tea shampoo!

i just talked to a guy today who wont even spit in the shower when he's dipping. id hate to see what he thinks about this.
9 years ago
That has "lazy fatfuck" written all over it.
9 years ago
Probably poor too.
9 years ago
It's Ol' Drippy!
9 years ago
you can eat him then, hes made of penicillin
9 years ago
It's ironic that the place he goes to clean himself is filthy.
9 years ago
hehe
9 years ago
that was just a regular from hanky , it didnt really deserve a 'hehe'
9 years ago
Who are you, the Hank comment police?
9 years ago
Maybe
9 years ago
You are out of order.
9 years ago
Just like his cars.
9 years ago
that cuts the deepest. my motors are usually quality
9 years ago
thats no problem there is some stuff you can buy in the chemical store that removes things like that, it cost like 10$
9 years ago
Try drinking some of it.
9 years ago
Try fucking off Hank
9 years ago
sure planty....gas and a match
9 years ago
You should some too, Buttface. You really want to serve your country? Fucking kill yourself.
9 years ago
be a genious and "serve your country" by joining the navy. thats an absolute winner
9 years ago
in the navy... lalalala... lol goog one el
9 years ago
*d
9 years ago
You wouldn't know a winner if it shit on your chest. I joined the navy to travel and get money for college. It served it's purpose.

Does Norway even have an armed forces? They seem gayer than the Swiss even.
9 years ago
thats the weakest reply youve ever given hank
9 years ago
well i think. its impossible to control youre daily retarded ramblings
9 years ago
Was that reply weaker than Norway's armed forces? I doubt it.

Wooooooooooooooooo h poooooooooooosgdhjudcooooooooooaaahaihdhlhcjwooooiieedknjrioaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamkajdcjjaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaa. Yeah, Dik. hhhahahahahahhaha sorry to impose. Don't worry about my "ramblings". Just go back to sucking off whoever for whatever they promised you.
9 years ago
i hope all in the norwegian armed forces die a slow painful death. like all the retarded little soldiers around the world
9 years ago
You are quite the humanitarian.
9 years ago
could use a shamwow
9 years ago
HA HA! That guy is so confident!
9 years ago
you'll saw wow every time
9 years ago
Wow.
9 years ago
Woo ?
9 years ago
No, no, no fries, it's wow.
9 years ago
damn brits....cant say "wow" right ;P
9 years ago
But... but I just did get it right.
9 years ago
^Not British.
9 years ago
So... they have the money to go out and by all of these cleaning products for their body, but not one single thing of bath cleaner. That is fucking pathetic.
9 years ago
Yep.
9 years ago
All completely repairable... Just get some CLR.
9 years ago
filth and foul filth filth foul
9 years ago
Speaking of filth and foul, happy birthday GG Allin.
9 years ago
He must be a midget because there's no way I'm soaking my decrepit bones in that tub.
9 years ago
I....don't....really get the connection (?)
9 years ago
When my back is hurting real bad, I soak in hot water in my bathtub. I can almost lie completely flat in my tub. You'd have to sit upright in that sesspool with your legs crossed.
9 years ago
Wow, everything looks realy fucked up.
9 years ago
Woo ?





again.....
9 years ago
I think those might have been the wrong kind of mushroom.
9 years ago
This looks like one of those "I think I'm gonna fart" moments that ends with "Aaaaaw fuck...Nooooo!"
9 years ago
lol...better there than at work in your pants
9 years ago
Did that once when I had food poisoning, had to sit on a plastic sheet to drive home.
:((
9 years ago
hahaha...im not telling my store...its very "shitty''
9 years ago
Try waking up early and eating about half a box of Cocoa Krispies...then suddenly feeling VERY tired again so you go back to sleep. Then you wake up and are suddenly VERY nautious and so you run to the bathroom. You sit on the toilet and its like a goddamn water main of shit coming out of your ass. While you're thinking "WHAT THE FUCK?!" suddenly you SPEW everything you've eaten in the last 24 hours (including every single one of those cocoa krispies) onto the floor infront of you. All while still exploding the toilet.

Good times.
9 years ago
At least you were at home, I had a twenty minute drive, sitting in a pile of sloppy poo.
9 years ago
True that's a good point. That was pretty much my thought the whole time was "Thank god this happened here before work."
It was still a pain in the ass trying to fight off elpiss who kept sayin he'd lick it all up for $20 or a crack rock. Dumb latino crack fiends.
9 years ago
im a man for christ sakes. when im having a long drive and if ive got to piss or take a shit i pull over
9 years ago
I didn't get a choice, elchris, my ass exploded before I could reach the toilet. I was still at work at the time, and with no shower facility or change of clothing, I simply had to go home as I was.


It was a fragrant journey...
9 years ago
The fact elpiss had to preface his statement with "im a man for christ sakes." tells me she's a tranny.

Fugs...that sucks hahahahaha.
9 years ago
thats no excuse, really. id rather shit in a cops car, infront of them than shitting on my self. i piss in the street all the time
9 years ago
i piss on everone i knows mom
9 years ago
Don't you have tricks to turn?
9 years ago
I have had a similar experience Fugs, but was not 'creative' enough to put plastic down on the seat while driving home.
9 years ago
Also, I have pissed on a cop car. They were not happy.
9 years ago
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