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My Dog

That's my girl.

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by DOERanger

submitted August 20th 2008

169 comments
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My Dog
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comments (169)
cool
9 years ago
...haircut
9 years ago
...was that a compliment?
9 years ago
what do you think?
9 years ago
I think you are a dick.
9 years ago
hehe. Hank, if you want to play anal games i suggest you give 1rish a call 'cos i've got work to do
9 years ago
jimi, you keep bringing me up in your comments as if you and I somehow have any interaction here. Are you just trying to get some attention?
9 years ago
Because fist is the only interaction whores like you need.
9 years ago
I just think he's a dick.
9 years ago
Why can't everyone on here be as easy to get along with as us?
9 years ago
The hell you are 1rish you're a prick.
9 years ago
And the fucking idiot above me fails to grasp sarcasm...

(and the fucking idiot below me will make a joke about the fucking idiot writing this comment)
9 years ago
And the fucking idiot above me was right about me making a joke about his goofy ass comment.But was wrong about me not getting sarcasm.
And the fucking idiot above me also molests retarded children.
9 years ago
And the fucking idiot above me is a molested retard child.
9 years ago
The fucking idiot above me is the product of a molested retarded child.
9 years ago
Hi dad!
9 years ago
lol...
9 years ago
Goddamnit you're mom was legal! I told her I'd take her to a pizza party if she gave me some ass and you're sorry ass being born was her mistake not mine.I gave her a wire hanger and wished her luck after that I think she tried her best but we all know how that went.Now I'm sittimg here commenting to my retarded offspring
Fugs I'm sorry to tell you this but itdoesn't matter how much you try to contact me I'll still never claim you as mine.
9 years ago
In public at least!
9 years ago
for real
9 years ago
learn how to type it all in one post, or at least use the reply. And if you think that's cool, and not gay as michael jackson, then you sir, are as gay as the fag in the picture.
9 years ago
Nice compound insult, but michael jackson isn't gay..."he made thriller, man...thriller."
9 years ago
michael jackson is a kiddie diddler!
9 years ago
He is both. A kiddie thriller
9 years ago
umm, yeah, he's a pedophile... a GAY pedophile!!!
9 years ago
hypoluvzaherpesman hardy har har
9 years ago
^Best name-flame I've seen in a while. Haha..
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
9 years ago
which one's the dog? They both look like bitches to me
9 years ago
oh snaps...coming from drumrave, thats pretty bad
9 years ago
Drumrave's such a little bitch, he probably just waits around for any chance to make fun of someone else so no one on here makes fun of HIM.
9 years ago
What the fuck are you talking about. Everyone on here makes fun of me. I can't make a comment about how this guy looks? If he didn't look like such a douche bag maybe I wouldn't of made the same comment, maybe I would of said how the dog reminds me of Alltimelow except the dog will refuse to lick the peanut butter off that guys cock
9 years ago
Drumwave, the only reason that you're safe from my dog is that her jaws would seize up on all of that lard on that thing you call a body. You, good sir, are attack proof.
9 years ago
my dogs would kill yours
9 years ago
drumrave wins.
9 years ago
This coming from you? Not impressed at all. Try again.
9 years ago
Oh but i do win, since you just said yourself your dog can't do shit to me, so i'll just eat it and be on my way
9 years ago
Yeah, you do win. Elpiss doesn't.
9 years ago
stan would rape this animal
9 years ago
if that's you ..did you get her ears clipped? wtf?
9 years ago
Which one?
9 years ago
boom
9 years ago
Zing
9 years ago
headshot
9 years ago
wtf just happened?
9 years ago
texas toast!
9 years ago
Because I like the classic look of Dobermans, Dik. Plain and simple.
9 years ago
Natural is better.
9 years ago
I agree Hank.
9 years ago
Yeah, I like natural girls too. But big fake titties are nice also.
9 years ago
You suck.
9 years ago
it's cruel to cut their ears
9 years ago
i'd like to cut the ears of the guy that decided they look better mutilated
9 years ago
Yeah, that and the tail thing is cruel, in my opinion.
9 years ago
Doeranger, the classic look of Dobermans is with floppy, full ears. People who clip dogs' ears for the sake of fashion should have their dicks clipped.
9 years ago
No, that's the natural look dumbass. The cropped and docked look is as old as the breed.
9 years ago
The natural look is not the natural appearance? you stupid boy. Maybe you would have been better served getting surgery for those pubes on your head
9 years ago
Jesus titty fucking Christ you're a dumbass also??!! It's a damn comparison of natural and classical. Two differnt fucking things!
9 years ago
^ different
9 years ago
Whatever you want to call it, it's still wrong. I can understand the tail cropping with some breeds to prevent injury, but cutting bits of their ears off to suit YOUR taste just marks you out as a cunt.
9 years ago
The look I favor for dogs requires amputating one fore leg completely and breaking the tail and setting it at a 90 degree angle pointing the opposite direction of the missing limb.

The dog can't move around as well, but, boy, does it look cool.
9 years ago
Ok, so its cruel to cut their ears? Is it cruel your penis was choped and circumsized? I would'nt know, at least I got all of my penis you fuckin pussies.
9 years ago
And HankChinaski, that is actually by far the most funny thing I have ever seen you type on this site. Congratulation, you recieve
+1 Fuckin Point. *claps*
9 years ago
Personally, I'm against circumcision. If I ever have a son I won't let him be circumsized. As for my daughter, on the other hand, I was thinking about taking her to Africa and letting some old hal-drunk witch doctor cut off her labia with an old piece of broken glass and then sew her cootchie shut with a piece of zebra hide and an acacia thorn.
9 years ago
circumsicion can help you prevent many unpleasent visits to the urologist as a grown man, and its more higenic why would you be against that?
9 years ago
If you wash your cock everyday you are plenty hygenic. Men evolved with foreskins. They couldn't possibly be unhealthy. That's the way men are supposed to be. Also, I've heard sex is supposed to better for uncircumsized men.

It's unnatural, unnecessary mutilation. Why would anyone be for it? Because they are circumsized themselves, so it seems normal to them. But, no, it is not normal.
9 years ago
Elpiss, honest question, which do you prefer sucking more circumsized or uncircumsized?
9 years ago
hank is exactly right..seems obvious to anyone who isn't a goddamned idiot
9 years ago
unnatural unnecessary mutilation? so are your pirate earings, or any piercing, whatever you name it. you sensitive fags pull everything out of proportion, chillout homos
9 years ago
Babies don't get to choose whether or not they want to be circumcised. If an adult wanted to get it done, I really couldn't care less. Also, yes, earrings are also unnatural and unnecessary, but people don't go around saying having pierced ears is more hygenic/safer/better than not having them. Also, I think there is a significant difference of degree between putting a hole in your ear or having your foreskin removed. Not quite on the same level, it seems to me.

9 years ago
well , the only diference here is that one of them can prevent you from a great amount of problems and deseases, and actually be good for you. earrings and that shit is just unsiognificant. but you go ahead and make an anti circumsition parade or whatever, you always get hung up on retarded unsignificant shit. makes you kinda lame
9 years ago
It prevents diseases, does it? First I've heard.
9 years ago
ive read a long time ago, that some study claimed its less likely to get infected with hiv or some other std being circumzied. something about the mucus in the penis not being able to absorb the virus or something. who gives a shit, im done talking about this
9 years ago
Good.

And if you give up sucking cock for the crack rock, you too, can lower your rate of getting AIDS.
9 years ago
its very unlikely to get aids from oral sex. a grown up man should know this now a days, your an ignorant hank.
9 years ago
elpiss is a penis expert. I'm shocked.
9 years ago
^^proves that the gaylord of mucho has never eaten a pussy
9 years ago
It's "unlikely" to get AIDS from oral sex, so ElPiss doesn't mind sucking the cocks of guys with AIDS.
9 years ago
Pretty risky, Piss. You better be careful.
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
For a pair of cocksuckers , 1rish1 and Hanky claim to know little about the male genitalia
9 years ago
Sorry, Professor Cocksucker.
9 years ago
And, in this evenings' 'No MS Sign means Fake' report....
9 years ago
and that's jim with the noob report
9 years ago
And dik with the long haired canadian report
9 years ago
Now here's Rob Fukazaki with the sports.
9 years ago
DNJr, thanks for that political report
9 years ago
Don't say anything about politics, please.
I'm trapped in my own hometown thanks to the DNC.
All the fucking nuts came out of the woodworks to make life in Denver a living hell.
9 years ago
Do I really have to prove that I'm some douchebag with a dog?
9 years ago
you have proven your a douchebag....we just fell sorry for the dog :P
9 years ago
True, true.
9 years ago
You felt sorry for the dog so you want it to hold an MS sign? Your logic is just awesome.
9 years ago
is there really any logic on ms??? no
9 years ago
Youve obviously never taken a college-level Logic course. So long as you make one untrue statement, the following is automatically true. Ultimately crazy people try to follow logic
9 years ago
assphat...you really bore me....you and your "capitalize this and logic that...and im smarter than you.....ok...here you go.... Oh mighty Asphalt....you be the smarter of us.... there you go...you happy now
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.....good lord...
9 years ago
Anyone is smarter that you.
9 years ago
Yes, but Irish, you are pretty close.
9 years ago
Hank, you know by now that I am way smarter than that douche. I know you gotta play it up here but you don't fool me, buddy.
9 years ago
Way smarter than nil is?... What exactly?
9 years ago
WTF are you talking about Assfeltch?
9 years ago
I was just murmuring to myself... I do it every so often
9 years ago
me too.its shameful to have anything in common with a loser like you
9 years ago
heh heh heh... that makes me laugh... heartily even... but AT you, not WITH you
9 years ago
What a faggy haircut.
9 years ago
I think he's trying to impress the ladies boys with that haircut
9 years ago
which lady?
9 years ago
My dog would eat your face off. Not a threat, just a fact.
9 years ago
They say that the dog resembles the owner, well DOERanger's dogs ears resemble his haircut. What's so hard to see about that?
9 years ago
What the fuck are you talking about?
9 years ago
cute couple
9 years ago
I think it's obvious here who is the pitcher and who is the catcher.
9 years ago
^Fail.
9 years ago
yep, you're the catcher and you're dad's the pitcher
9 years ago
I'm the manager. Get your granny out of the bullpen. I need some "relief". She throws a hell of a spit ball.
9 years ago
Well, that wasn't too bad. Now she has runners on the corners of her mouth.
9 years ago
She needs to dust off her mound.
9 years ago
AmazingFail
9 years ago
ball four im walking?
9 years ago
No, you're riding the pine.
9 years ago
DikNix is the ball boy. He loves balls.
9 years ago
Trust me, a juggler never gets insulted with ball jokes.
Every time I contact juggle in public, everyone always either brings up Labyrinth, or how good I am with balls. Well fuck you very much.
9 years ago
i like your balls
9 years ago
He juggles my balls with his tongue.
9 years ago
Ahahahaha, get bent Hankbot
9 years ago
"OUT!"
9 years ago
Well at least Hank has enough common sense to know when he fails, unlike a lot of people here.
9 years ago
My sense of failure is very common.
9 years ago
Nice seeing a dog with a nose so long, when he drinks out of the toilet, he clogs it, too.
9 years ago
my dog is still the champ in the mucho cute department..
9 years ago
Your mom must have smoked way too much crack when she was pregnant with you. My dog is way cuter than yours.
9 years ago
excuse me cakeeaters my dog is clearly the cutest
9 years ago
No way. My dog is way cuter than any of your flea bitten mutts.
9 years ago
I shit upon all of your dogs.

Especially since I spent today with food poisoning. LOTS of shitting.
9 years ago
Too much sushi?
9 years ago
My Molly still has the look of a puppy, she's way more cuter than even any of you!
9 years ago
my dog will charm you to death with his personality...then rip your jugular out with whats left of his teeth
9 years ago
My dog would puke on all of y'alls shoes while you were sleeping.
9 years ago
I just pictured Dik's dog ripping out someone's jugular and it made me think of the white rabbit in Holy Grail. Awesome.
9 years ago
Venus rules you all with an iron paw
9 years ago
Hide the peanutbutter!
9 years ago
haha, yeah, and the antifreeze!
9 years ago
^fail.
9 years ago
screw that...hide the hair gel!!
9 years ago
Dobe's are great dogs. Good with family and good with intruders.
9 years ago
Before I had bought her, I had never seen a fawn colored. But there she is. I'm a little biased, but I think she's beautiful.
9 years ago
man, you're girlfriend's got a dog face
9 years ago
That was a good one. Gotta admit it.
9 years ago
That's one fucking ugly dog!



...and the pooch on the right isn't much better.
9 years ago
bam
9 years ago
Boxers on the back of the sofa? Looks like doggy just had a peanut butter snack.
9 years ago
Thats a shirt. Nice try though.
9 years ago
potheads
9 years ago
Umm...bam?
9 years ago
Who the fuck are you? Oh wait, nobody cares anyways.
9 years ago
The same could be said about you.
9 years ago
For real, who the fuck is this guy?
9 years ago
ya but at least dirty didn't post his goofy looking mug on the site like this clown
9 years ago
no idea
9 years ago
i hate him
9 years ago
I hate him too. Wait..me? Yeah I hate him too.
9 years ago
We all hate you both
9 years ago
This is about you, fuck off, dog maimer.
9 years ago
O.K., there's alot of "you's" going around getting confused. And you're all a bunch of fucking pansies for crying about clipping ears.
9 years ago
yup, they're all circumsized pussies.
9 years ago
people that own attack dogs are insecure pussies with tiny asian penises that are often mistaken for clits. I hope the dog wonks out and goes ape shit on you as often occurs with these types of dogs.
9 years ago
wtf ever. I worked with dogs for a living. Worked with dobermans and all of them were very nice dogs. Same with the rotts (only one of which was kind of sketchy), and mastiffs. They were all nice. Only dogs I had problems with were black labs. Been bit by two of them.
9 years ago
yea, sgt-scrotum is full of shit. hes just a pussy thats afraid of these dogs
9 years ago
too cutey
9 years ago
daww
3 years ago
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