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Penguin poo diagram

Please tell me this really is from a scientific paper on penguin exibits...

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by HareTrinity

submitted August 19th 2008

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Penguin poo diagram
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I don't know if this is real or not but if you have ever seen a penguin shit at a zoo....it gets distance.
9 years ago
Hell, at the San Diego Zoo, they have signs warning of the "splash zone" around the rhino pen.
9 years ago
Where's that nasty-ass video of the hippo taking a huge fart diarrhea in his pool/tank at the zoo and it clears everyone out of the fucking hippo house in like eight seconds?
9 years ago
Haha yeah, I'm glad the only "splash zone" I came in contact with was shamu. That was disgusting enough.
9 years ago
this doesnt even tell how much pressure it needs to "expel" the shit
9 years ago
i am sure you could figure that out if you shove your penis far enough down its mouth?
9 years ago
wow...I sure am glad someone wasted tax dollars on this one.
9 years ago
iu bremen is a german private uni
9 years ago
I see a penguin stomping/poo distance competition in our future. Someone get on it.
9 years ago
Okay, what's the international dialing code for Japan?
9 years ago
81. Who are you going to call? Balls lives in Canada.
9 years ago
your wife
9 years ago
The country code isn't quite going to get you there.
9 years ago
how about 5 dollars?
9 years ago
That's your life savings.
9 years ago
Sometimes this happens to me.
9 years ago
when i walk around there's alway a graph
9 years ago
I stand 40 cm in front of the toilet when I have to shit.
9 years ago
Does your asshole have an 8mm diameter too? You should call up that shadowfalcon fag, he's a perfect match.
9 years ago
The diameter varies depending on whether your mother's tongue in stuck in it or not.
9 years ago
I heard it was a popular game for antarctic researchers to stick a cork in a penguin's butt, squeeze it and shoot the corks at each other.

Those wacky scientists.
9 years ago
Ummm, that is the story they told everyone. It's not "really" what they were doing with those penguins' butts.
9 years ago
Ok, so you obviously have dreams about cumming in a penguins butt then letting it fart while your mouth is open 40cm away huh?
9 years ago
Penguins don't have very much of a digestive tract, do they?
9 years ago
its a straight stretch I suppose!
9 years ago
Or they got poo flinging monkeys in their rectum!
9 years ago
i want some too..
9 years ago
holy shit..the lot of awesome shit i could do..
9 years ago
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