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Penguin poo diagram

Please tell me this really is from a scientific paper on penguin exibits...

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by HareTrinity

submitted August 19th 2008

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Penguin poo diagram
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I don't know if this is real or not but if you have ever seen a penguin shit at a zoo....it gets distance.
10 years ago
Hell, at the San Diego Zoo, they have signs warning of the "splash zone" around the rhino pen.
10 years ago
Where's that nasty-ass video of the hippo taking a huge fart diarrhea in his pool/tank at the zoo and it clears everyone out of the fucking hippo house in like eight seconds?
10 years ago
Haha yeah, I'm glad the only "splash zone" I came in contact with was shamu. That was disgusting enough.
10 years ago
this doesnt even tell how much pressure it needs to "expel" the shit
10 years ago
i am sure you could figure that out if you shove your penis far enough down its mouth?
10 years ago
wow...I sure am glad someone wasted tax dollars on this one.
10 years ago
iu bremen is a german private uni
10 years ago
I see a penguin stomping/poo distance competition in our future. Someone get on it.
10 years ago
Okay, what's the international dialing code for Japan?
10 years ago
81. Who are you going to call? Balls lives in Canada.
10 years ago
your wife
10 years ago
The country code isn't quite going to get you there.
10 years ago
how about 5 dollars?
10 years ago
That's your life savings.
10 years ago
Sometimes this happens to me.
10 years ago
when i walk around there's alway a graph
10 years ago
I stand 40 cm in front of the toilet when I have to shit.
10 years ago
Does your asshole have an 8mm diameter too? You should call up that shadowfalcon fag, he's a perfect match.
10 years ago
The diameter varies depending on whether your mother's tongue in stuck in it or not.
10 years ago
I heard it was a popular game for antarctic researchers to stick a cork in a penguin's butt, squeeze it and shoot the corks at each other.

Those wacky scientists.
10 years ago
Ummm, that is the story they told everyone. It's not "really" what they were doing with those penguins' butts.
10 years ago
Ok, so you obviously have dreams about cumming in a penguins butt then letting it fart while your mouth is open 40cm away huh?
10 years ago
Penguins don't have very much of a digestive tract, do they?
10 years ago
its a straight stretch I suppose!
10 years ago
Or they got poo flinging monkeys in their rectum!
10 years ago
i want some too..
10 years ago
holy shit..the lot of awesome shit i could do..
10 years ago
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