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Weird Birthday Porn

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Thats one way to put out the candles.

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by yak

submitted August 18th 2008

37 comments
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comments (37)
jesus christ ruined a perfectly good cake...
9 years ago
i'd eat that cake still. i just wish she'd told me straight out, that way i could have got the piss straight from the source.
9 years ago
Yeah I was going to ask where the last half of this video went.
9 years ago
Where did the last half of this video go?
9 years ago
what a waste of a good cake.
9 years ago
You should read first _Morph_.
9 years ago
they are dashes you moron not Underscores.

not that youd need to use either.
9 years ago
HOORAY! She blew out all the candles! "Wha? Would I like some cake? "No thanks, I'm........ diabetic"
9 years ago
What if she threw you a curve ball and said it was safe for diabetics to eat?
9 years ago
Fiesta!
9 years ago
Siesta!
9 years ago
Escort!
9 years ago
G.G. Allin's Birthday...
9 years ago
Naw, that would've been a chocolate cake...with needles for candles.
9 years ago
Was R Kelly there too?
9 years ago
I'm sure that smelled awful.
9 years ago
I may be showing my age, but she reminds me of Jessica Hahn.
9 years ago
yeah, beat the firefighters at it.
9 years ago
Holy fuck....you posted this on my birthday. Well...the 18th is my birthday but where I live updates are at 11pm so yay...my birthday. Thank you mucho...I know you care now.
9 years ago
Happy birthday! As a present, you get to show me your tits!
9 years ago
In return he'll show you his.
(Prepare to be jealous of the size.)
9 years ago
Can I have the slice without the piss?
9 years ago
no
9 years ago
Well, if he can't have it, may I?
9 years ago
Jamiee is a chick, numbnuts...
9 years ago
Is the ice cream chocolate?
9 years ago
Sorry i don't keep a chart of everybody's gender, weirdo...
9 years ago
Oh no, trick candles.
9 years ago
still one burning too... NO WISH FOR YOU!
9 years ago
Maybe she shit on that last candle?
9 years ago
happy 5th birthday ms.
9 years ago
If this was in a men's bathroom, it'd be a urinal cake....
9 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg3-Y1QIc4&feature=related
9 years ago
I don't see what the big deal is. I can do that too. And even better!
9 years ago
Wait till she pours milk for everyone...
9 years ago
she still left two burning
9 years ago
My god... I think I found my MRS right.
9 years ago
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