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crackwhore

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I think this one is real.

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by Alfrocks

submitted August 17th 2008

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comments (196)
Nice nipples, but DO NOT LOOK AT ANYTHING ELSE.
9 years ago
her collarbone aint too bad
9 years ago
She has that movie star mole on her face too.
9 years ago
That's a tick.
9 years ago
FUCK! I looked!
9 years ago
When you see it, you'll shit bricks
9 years ago
Thats elpiss' mom.
9 years ago
WAHT?! why hse not on mya corners earmnig me moneys. thatd bitch i kilel her now. she pays.
9 years ago
Bane your so fucking boring,the joke is old now with your stupid spelling mistakes.
9 years ago
im starting to think he isnt misspelling on purpose
9 years ago
C'mon, don't lie. You aren't really starting to think.
9 years ago
heheh, whats with you today chinaski, is your faggot ass hungry for my dick or something
9 years ago
I only replied to two of your comments, dog-felcher. Don't get all worked up about it.
9 years ago
wtf is up with that f.u.p.?
9 years ago
F is for fat..

U is for upper..

The last P, well that's not so simple..
9 years ago
*U is for upper scratch your temple..
9 years ago
Fat Upper Prick?
9 years ago
Fries' Useless Penis.
9 years ago
free urehtra piss?
9 years ago
free urehtra piss?
9 years ago
looks like u need a machete 2 find her pussy. idk anybody who wud fuck her
9 years ago
*coughs*
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
What idiots. Dont they see the no parking?
9 years ago
lol
seriously
9 years ago
I think it's giving birth to a couple of kittens.
9 years ago
It totally looks like she's sitting on a little gray kitten
9 years ago
AWW i can smell it...
9 years ago
Remember, don't breath through your mouth, otherwise it's like tasting it too.
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
9 years ago
You can almost smell the haddock pastie through the photo
9 years ago
I wonder how the conversation went about taking the picture? "5 dolla"
9 years ago
A little dub.
9 years ago
You can burn that car seat now.
9 years ago
Fuck that. Firebomb the whole fucking car.
9 years ago
Firebomb the whole neighborhood.
9 years ago
what the fuck! firebomb the whole state
9 years ago
I don't know. What state is it?
9 years ago
prolly california hank
9 years ago
Looks like Hollywood.
9 years ago
In that case, need a match?
9 years ago
I got a match for you, my ass and your face.
9 years ago
ha HA! good one irish! will you be my friend?
9 years ago
Find and submit some midget gangbang porn and I'll consider it.
9 years ago
1rish1 have you got Facebook so i can add you as a friend
9 years ago
No, I had to get OhSnap to make my Myspace page. I don't know how to do all that bullshit. Why are you so concerned with it? We can interact here.
9 years ago
gay
9 years ago
Types the rugged outdoor type who pisses on his friends and drinks his own cum
9 years ago
atleast im not you that people piss on and drink others peoples cum.
9 years ago
I'm no friend of yours so that puts me in the clear. Go blow Bane you twat.
9 years ago
irish has a myspace what a fruit hahaha
9 years ago
Facebook is where it is now , ive joined.
9 years ago
Facebook is just as gay as Myspace.
9 years ago
possibly gayer
hey fries why don't you see if you can organize a day when you all skip school?..hahaha
9 years ago
Hey if your not with the in-crowd then your a square
9 years ago
You are a sheep following the sheep ass in front of you.
9 years ago
That's why Facebook is so popular in Wales.
9 years ago
that's crazy whales don't even have the internet man
9 years ago
They have wireless.
9 years ago
Those damned Austrian Dingo's been stealing their broadband again?
9 years ago
the Austrian Dingo hunts mostly at night. He can be identified by a deep voice and silly accent
9 years ago
Plantplop?
9 years ago
"Austrian Dingos for Dummies".. by dik
9 years ago
Volume Two states how they steal children and imprison them in special cells in basements.
9 years ago
"Austrian Dingos for Dummies Vol. 2" by Cheekycov
9 years ago
I thought crack made you skinny
9 years ago
Pregnant, perhaps?
9 years ago
I am pretty sure crack doesn't make you pregnant...
9 years ago
No, but being a crackwhore can.
9 years ago
bah! who could be so desperate to pay for that???
9 years ago
and no. i wouldnt.
9 years ago
if i would be depress and want a fuck and only have like 3-5$ i would fuck her.
9 years ago
Sie könnten Ihren Weg aus einer Papiertüte nicht ficken. Sie sind eine Fotze und, den Sie riechen, wie Scheiße. Ich werde Sie meckern ficken. Ich werde Sie ficken.
9 years ago
^hint: translation software doesn't work
9 years ago
Ha ha ha ha

"They could not ficken your way from a paper bag. They are a Fotze and, which you smell, like shit. I become you meckern ficken. I become you ficken."
9 years ago
do they teach nordic languages in coventry???...ha ha ha ha
9 years ago
german is not nordic , german is shit
9 years ago
its all foriegn shit to me planty.I can only just manage English
9 years ago
Well, that explains Banes atrocious spelling.ScheißKopf
9 years ago
german isn't nordic but west germanic. the scandinavian/nordic languages are counted as north germanic. yet we are all germanic people and even if it is kind of a shame in case of plantshit we have a common cultural heritage...
9 years ago
with sweden it's kind of like with the austrians. they are just envious of their big brother because germany has 82m citizens and is the 3rd largest economy in the world and they are just lame and irrelevant periphery...
9 years ago
The best thing about Germany is the food. Love a good kebab.
9 years ago
romeo you prick.. i fucking know german isn't nordic but seen as i dont speak fucking german i made a mistake bane was speaking(typing) in swedish/nordic....no one likes a smart ass so do me a favour and fuck off!!
9 years ago
*thought bane
9 years ago
actually this was meant as a reply to plantshit...
9 years ago
im not jelous, sweden got lots of beutiful girls with lots of love, which u cant buy.
9 years ago
The best thing about Germany is the beer.
9 years ago
and the "Shamwow"
9 years ago
That actually looks pretty cool.
9 years ago
Austria rules. That's why its annually overflown by 10 million pedantic, unfunny, know-it-all german tourists.
9 years ago
that's just what they want you to think
9 years ago
*orders shamwow
9 years ago
Austria sucks because a dingo might eat your baby.
9 years ago
ha ha ha
9 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Dingos in Austria! Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Your locals are more dangerous to your children
9 years ago
Balls...."The locals...."
9 years ago
Mahones....'The aRasb"
9 years ago
That shamwow better not be my birthday present, dik
9 years ago
I guess I gave him some bad advice about birthday presents then...
9 years ago
Never trust the Captain
9 years ago
Fuck, captain, better tell him I want flowers, dinner, and a boat ride, Okay?
9 years ago
Kirks idea of a good present is a nice new buttplug.
9 years ago
almost everything below the artic circle is shit. If i would be in charge i would join russia and buy a nuke and send to that fucking European union house in gay Brussels.
9 years ago
Wtf are you talking about plantshit? We're talking MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Oh..sorry, slight over reaction
9 years ago
buttplug you say, irish...hmmm
9 years ago
onlu godos part of jaime is she has boobs. hyey dont talk like her mouth, but hers adre flat with nice as nippels :D FUCK YOU!
9 years ago
i touchs my self to her bsobs pic s and i msiagine the nipsples in my fce !
9 years ago
no one cares about you and your stupid birthday
9 years ago
i ahsve to agre with the retrd on this one
9 years ago
meeting of the minds...
9 years ago
A scary thought
9 years ago
I hope you didn't think for a second I expected anyone to care about my birthday on here
9 years ago
Fuck your birthday.
9 years ago
my sentiments exactly
9 years ago
dik might get mad but if you're offering... You know where I'm at.
9 years ago
This thread pretty much sucked, except for Irish thinking there are dingos in Australia. What a dumbass.
9 years ago
Well Irish is right about that one.
9 years ago
are you in some gap Hank? You 2nd hand comment all the time
9 years ago
the shamwow part made me laugh
9 years ago
it'll make you say wow every time
9 years ago
I wish I understood what Antshit just said...so I could hate him even more.
9 years ago
theres are dingos in australia you fucking dumbass.
9 years ago
Obviously. Trying reading the whole thread so you know what the fuck you are talking about, dumbfuck.
9 years ago
The Australian Dingo is an omnivore. It hunts mostly during the day... It's most interesting characteristics include saying G'day and putting shrimp on a barbie
9 years ago
"Australian Dingos for Dummies"...by dik
9 years ago
"Scandinavian Squirrels for Stupidos"...by Hank.
9 years ago
its you who should read the thread over hanky. nice fail there, dumbfuck
9 years ago
Oh, Austria, well then throw another shrimp on the barbie.
9 years ago
I forgot how stupid you are, ElPiss. Nice fail everywhere, El Gringo.
9 years ago
austria - australia? youre stupid.
9 years ago
You are the stupid one! Haha. God, you are cracking me up! Woo hoo, you are like fucking Sherlock Holmes here. Good job pointing that out, dip shit!
9 years ago
Hahahahaha. Way to spot that glaring inconsistancy! You could give Colombo a run for his money.
9 years ago
its like mistaking japan for jordan. 2 complete diferent countries, only a fucking ignorant would do so. you probably didnt think russia was a country either, ignorant gringo
9 years ago
I didn't mistake anything. Irish made the mistake and I made fun of him for making it. It's really amazing how dense you are. I would bet I've got a better grasp of geography than you.
9 years ago
Russia? Wait, is Russia a country? Hahahaha. You are a moron.
9 years ago
and columbo has only one eye
9 years ago
But he has a whole brain, and no narcotic habits, so I guess I'd give him better odds.
9 years ago
you being born was a mistake. you breeding was a disaster. lets just hope that bastard slut daughter of yours dies before shes 10 cause we all know that from then shell be just whoring around popping bastard children like herself
9 years ago
OH MY GOD! I am gonna get mad or something. That is just so bad of you to say. Argggghhhh.
9 years ago
Sorry, that didn't work. I didn't even get a little bit annoyed. Try again, ElPiss.
9 years ago
I didn't make a mistake, I made a joke. Hank made the mistake, and I quote "HankChinaski says:
This thread pretty much sucked, except for Irish thinking there are dingos in Australia. What a dumbass."

9 years ago
isnt ignorence trendy anymore, its good to have you back
9 years ago
It's easy to remember Jordan because it's full of niggers like that basketball player Jordan.
9 years ago
Plantshit = EPIC
9 years ago
um...jordan isnt ethnically african
9 years ago
Nice try Irish, but I already used the 'I typed it that way on purpose.' excuse. You are too late.
9 years ago
Actually, from this thread I would judge Irish and ElPiss to be of about equal intelligence. Sorry ElPiss.
9 years ago
they are sand niggers, or dune coons, if you will
9 years ago
That was low. I made the joke first by the way so you are too late.
9 years ago
You = Mistake.
Me = Joke.
9 years ago
You certainly are a joke.
9 years ago
And for the record the Austria/Austrailia thing is from Dumb and Dumber. My comment was a stolen joke yours was just dumbassedness on your part.
9 years ago
Being poor sucks. :(
9 years ago
that's why you are better off dead.
9 years ago
ahhh wha... waht's going on down there?
9 years ago
The sexy part is how the lines from her waistband are engraved onto her belly.
9 years ago
Okay babe, here we are at make out point, do something sexy to get me in the mood. Ahh, what's your sister doing today?
9 years ago
wow that's sad...does she really think that's sexy?
9 years ago
id rather fuck this bitch than the one oranjeboom posted his pic with
9 years ago
I'm not surprised.
9 years ago
your a liar elchrust...theres no cock on this tramp
9 years ago
dont speak in my direction puffscock. your breath oozes of cock & semen
9 years ago
thats because you forgot too wipe your nose...trannyboy
9 years ago
i guess you you have such a small cock you have to fuck people through theyr nostrils
9 years ago
you didn't mind
9 years ago
i didnt even notice
9 years ago
Why do you two even bother? Neither one of you retards is witty in the least and your dumbassed arguments aren't even entertaining.
9 years ago
like me i doubt this two are here to entertain a loser like you
9 years ago
If it makes you feel any better, you aren't witty either, and the novelty of your retarded comments wore off a while ago.
9 years ago
wants to bduy a HCEEZ BURGER?! I SCuKC YO fidkc fo r a dolla
9 years ago
i think 1rish1 need a huge....any volunteers ?
9 years ago
I already have a huge, I keep it in my pants.
9 years ago
i ment hug. Im sure your boyfriend like you huge thing .
9 years ago
Your mother sure does.
9 years ago
huge what ??
9 years ago
damn i'm a bit slow tonight
9 years ago
Its not that you're slow, you just aren't very funny.
9 years ago
you´re incompetent
9 years ago
mant traint on FIRES hahahahaha fries lieks mantrains fuckin workern ant
9 years ago
^see i make some people laugh
9 years ago
Yawn.
9 years ago
hahah, nice burn plantshit. irish, if you cant tell the diference between austria and australia you should be careful with calling others retards. what a dumbass
9 years ago
You really lower yourself when you start becoming Antshit's cheerleader.
9 years ago
Rah rah rah !!
9 years ago
2...4...6...8!
Fries steals old women's underwear at the laundromat!
9 years ago
awesome rhyming hank
9 years ago
Hahaha!
9 years ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dik has a protuding brow ridge, low sloping forehead, and a 500 - 600cm3 cranial capacity
And so do you!
9 years ago
touchdown
9 years ago
Now Mary had a little lamb,
She deigned to call El Piss,
She tried to use it in a roast,
Then realised that all the "medication" it had been using would probably alter the taste so she decided to sell it to Amy Winehouse instead.
9 years ago
please Anthank, tell me about your summer vacation. Did you get paid vacation like in sweden ( no work and earn the same as working)?
9 years ago
dont know about the rest of you, but i'm just waiting for Bane's echo to plant's last comment...
Told ya'll these guys were in cahoots...
9 years ago
What part of show your tits or shut the fuck up wasn't clear?
9 years ago
Yes, Antfuck, I did.
9 years ago
this is awful to look at.
9 years ago
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