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Fruits

You'll need two pieces a day

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by KiLLerSmUrF

submitted August 16th 2008

36 comments
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Fruits
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i would hit it
9 years ago
Stop it.
9 years ago
So would Gallagher. With a big wooden mallet.
9 years ago
I'd make dinner
9 years ago
durrka durrak
9 years ago
I remember seeing this in penthouse.
9 years ago
I remember seeing this in a dream.....no wait, you're right. Penthouse.
9 years ago
no wonder you people hate black folk...

i dont like veggies either.
9 years ago
What the fuck do you mean "you people"? Reverse Racism!
9 years ago
nigger
9 years ago
Vegetables are easy to fuck... if you can sneak past the nurses.
9 years ago
how many nurses look out for you then Hanky ?
9 years ago
*look after you
9 years ago
You were right the first time.
9 years ago
the good part of being 1,60 is that you dont even need to sneak passed, you can just walk through the hospital reseption, etc. unoticed
9 years ago
we know why you sneak in hospitals, and it aint for the pussy...
9 years ago
Is it for the free meat?
9 years ago
the smell of Savlon maybe
9 years ago
Toss my salad?
9 years ago
Sure, after you
9 years ago
I only eat vegetarians.
9 years ago
You spelled cocks wrong.
9 years ago
HAH! That, my friends, is a ZINGER! Well played, Hank. Well played.
9 years ago
nah, its got old
9 years ago
And your comments are so fresh!
9 years ago
Her breast milk would curdle.
9 years ago
too acidic
9 years ago
Curd is a dairy product obtained by curdling (coagulating) milk with rennet or an edible acidic substance such as lemon juice or vinegar.
9 years ago
"Curd for Dummies" by hank
9 years ago
i didnt come here for the teaching of Hanky
9 years ago
besides i could have gone to Wiki
9 years ago
You could have, but you didn't, which is beside the point anyways.

I knew what I was talking about in the first place...and you didn't.
9 years ago
But you were wrong from the start as her breasts are lemons she wouldnt have milk anyway. Lemon juice perhaps....
9 years ago
when tits hand you lemons....
9 years ago
fries.."her breasts are lemons"?????
who is she??
9 years ago
No, Fries, you were wrong and you always are. The fact that her breasts are lemons is the fucking joke, you mental midget, since milk and lemon juice is a whey funny combination.
9 years ago
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