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Hitler's Action Figure

Limited Edition!

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by mamer

submitted August 16th 2008

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Hitler's Action Figure
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comments (118)
Does it come with jew hatred and syphilis?
9 years ago
No, but it does have Blitzkrieg grip.
9 years ago
Also the Eva Brown companion complete with the suicide weapon.
9 years ago
Eva Braun**
9 years ago
Does it come with a battery operated palsy action?
9 years ago
what about his horny dog? habba habba
9 years ago
You beat me too it killersmurf. Blondie was such a trooper..
9 years ago
I wonder if I can get it with the kung fu grip.
9 years ago
I wonder if there is a Pimp Chalice included?
9 years ago
You have to get the Hitler Dinner Play set to get the pimp chalice.
9 years ago
Kinda looks a bit like Gary Oldman...
9 years ago
Fifth Element Oldman...
9 years ago
Zorg?
9 years ago
I'd like the cherry choking Zorg figure myself.
9 years ago
Or that cute little desk creature he has. Don't really know what to call it.
9 years ago
id buy it.
9 years ago
The upper left picture is definitely snazzy, but I feel Hitler shoulda leaned more towards the Elton John look and not the...Nazi look.
9 years ago
hahah he even has kung fu grip
9 years ago
Going to look for one of these right now.
9 years ago
This comes free with the "Easy Bake Jew Cooker."
9 years ago
You still have to buy the fold up gas play house seperate though.
9 years ago
HITLER IS COOL
9 years ago
^was
9 years ago
not
9 years ago
was
9 years ago
Hitler was gay
9 years ago
Hitler was a sensitive man.
9 years ago
Hitler's brain is in my basement.
9 years ago
and his testicle is in your mouth
9 years ago
You got me confused with you're mom asshole!she has her balls in you're mouth.
9 years ago
Shut the fuck up you worthless faggot.
9 years ago
And you can suck my dick 1rish you
bead of anal sweat!
9 years ago
You can toss my salad you cum guzzling gutter slut.
9 years ago
You eat the corn out of my shit after I ass rape you.You dick nibbling ass gobbling puddle of monkey spunk!
9 years ago
...Oh yeah and fuck you're mom,dad,brothers,sisters,and any disten relatives you have bitch! cocksucker
9 years ago
You can feltch your moms asshole after I me and my dogs run a train on her.
9 years ago
That was fuckin lame come up with something better asswipe!come on I'll give you another shot shit for brains!
9 years ago
Fucking punk!not only do you suck my balls but everone else's at this site you walking pussy with a yeast infection go lay down by you're dish and die 1rish you fucking peon!
9 years ago
You deffenetly need some more accesoires for that. Like a 770-K Mercedes-Benz. Like mentioned before an Eva Braun figurine would be nice. For political meetings a Churchill, Stalin, Hiro Ito, Roosevelt, and Mussolini figurines would be nice. It would be a great idea to add a train set and a few barracks a "shower" room and incineration ovens. Later on with Goebbels, Himmler, and many more figurines. Could be a hit ...
9 years ago
You forget the famous Hitlildo (Hiter dildo) with vibrating arm. Good times... Good times...
9 years ago
no wut this doll needs, is an audiance
9 years ago
Don't forget to pick up the FDR action doll, wheel chair not included.
9 years ago
what about the mussolini doll?
9 years ago
Only available in the adult series, 18+
9 years ago
hitler was an great man that only wanted to make things good for his people
9 years ago
To bad his people didn't have a clue.
9 years ago
something like that
9 years ago
I didn't even like G.I. Joe, why the fuck do you all want to play with dolls for? I have a cute sock puppet you all can play with. Who wants to be first?
9 years ago
Did they even have toys back in your day?
9 years ago
For 50 cents you could buy a whole bag of plastic army men, train them, and go take over Canada!
9 years ago
where can i buy one???
9 years ago
thehistorynetshop.com
9 years ago
puffscocks collects dolls or so it seems
9 years ago
hitler designed the voltswagen beetle
9 years ago
and genocide!
9 years ago
Ferdinand Porsche designed the Beetle.
9 years ago
See god knows fuck all!
9 years ago
Hitler may not have designed the volkswagen but he may have designed the voltswagen. The worlds first electric car?
9 years ago
is that supposed to be a joke ?
9 years ago
No, a joke is a Citroen
9 years ago
Hahahha pwn3d.
9 years ago
Wait, fries what kinda car do you keep bragging about? Whatever it was, it's the joke.
9 years ago
My ZT-T is not a joke , you take that back right now El_Wanko
9 years ago
yer entier existense is a JOKE
9 years ago
in Munich in the summer of 1932, Hitler designed the prototype for what would become the immensely successful Beetle design for Volkswagen (literally, the "car of the people"). In an era where only the most economic elite possessed cars, Hitler believed that all people should be able to own a car and additionally thought that a smart design could allow for reliability, enjoyment, and vacation travel. The name given to the car in 1938 was Kraft durch Freude (KdF-Wagen, literally "strength through joy car").

Hitler gave his design to the head of Daimler-Benz, Jakob Werlin, and stressed its importance
9 years ago
In 1933, Adolf Hitler gave the order to Ferdinand Porsche to develop a "Volks-Wagen" (the name means "people's car" in German, in which it is pronounced [ˈfolksvagən]), a basic vehicle that should be capable of transporting two adults and three children at a speed of 100 km/h (62 mph). The People's Car would be made available to citizens of the Third Reich through a savings scheme at 990 Reichsmark, about the price of a small motorcycle at the time
9 years ago
Furthermore, Erwin Komenda, Porsche's chief designer, was responsible for the design and styling of the car. Production only became financially viable, however, when it was backed by the Third Reich. War broke out before the large-scale production of the "People's Car" could commence, and manufacturing capacity was shifted to producing military vehicles. Production of civilian VW automobiles did not start until after the post-war occupation began.

9 years ago
Just because you're god doesn't mean you're always right.
9 years ago
Rover designed my MG ZT-T and it was awesome and there was much rejoicing down my street.
9 years ago
i think you'll find a couple of brummy twats designed the ZT-T a put a bmw engine in it coz they didnt have the funds for a new engine design......fucking shit cars made by a shit company driven by old peeps that smell of wee and werthers originals
9 years ago
According to a friend of mine who was an engineer at Rover the head gasket problem made up 75% of all warranty claims on that car. Quite ironic.
9 years ago
ZT-T = Zero Temperature Tolerance
9 years ago
A large proportion of those 'head gasket' faults were caused by a badly fitting intake manifold to head gasket that lets water in from a water jacket on the intake manifold
9 years ago
A lareger proportion of those faults were caused by them being crap.
9 years ago
Yeah, lareger!

Fuck off.
9 years ago
Lareger ? is that some sort of shit dutch beer
9 years ago
My ZT-T has 95,000 miles has just has a cambelt fitted and drives like it just came out of Longbridge .... well apart from the interior temp gauge reading -30c, the air bag and brake warning light come on occasionally...
9 years ago
ha ha ha ha you'll defend that heap of shite to the hilt!!
9 years ago
Fucking hell! It's chilly up in Yorkshire....by 'eck
9 years ago
That's better
9 years ago
looks like michael palin
9 years ago
i had lots of action figures when i was a kid, you always undress them and pretend the action figures to have sex. Then the girls come over with barbie and ken, and we undress the dolls together and ourself and inspected each other genitals. Sort of....well i guess all people have this "I did this wierd thing when i was a kid" stories.....when still on the subject i remember how good life was, now life is only about money,sex and stuffs.
9 years ago
I had the He-Man character that was a lizard and you could unscrew his head and fill him with water and and push down on his head and it misted water out of it mouth and I peed in it and took it to school and was spraying the other kids with it and got in trouble.
9 years ago
i peed on my friends once, i dont know why i just felt to it. Maybe my childhood explane why i visit this site.
9 years ago
I have lots of stuffs.
9 years ago
but no sex or money , poor Wanker
9 years ago
i had a swar wars scitons figure and i had hims in the bathrooms/ we'd pretend she was wrestingl after WWF and thens he would be in the bathroms with me. it was fun i plaeyd WWF withs that man for til i was 14i thnks? it was WWF wrstling and we did it inthe abathomroom
9 years ago
do you 2 follow each other round like a pair of butt fucking bed buddies
9 years ago
hwyas has to be bed? i'll fusk you in the streetd BITHC
9 years ago
Fucking hell! It's chilly up in Yorkshire....by 'eck
9 years ago
Hang on....wrong thread.
9 years ago
Haaaahahahahaha!

Dumbo!
9 years ago
Go drown yourself in a bath of lareger!
9 years ago
Don't have a go at me, you're the one that fucked up.
9 years ago
I refer the right honorable gentleman to the answer I gave previously.
9 years ago
Your Hono(u)r, I would like to point out to my learned friend that a typographical error, to wit, the addition of an extraneous letter 'e' is a far lesser crime than posting in a completely different, and unrelated thread.

9 years ago
Has the learned member for Blackburn forgotten his own reply fault? Does the member for Blackburn need to be reminded of said fault? I await my learned friends response with interest...
9 years ago
*Checks it's in the correct thread*
9 years ago
The Right Honorable Member for Blackburn (West) appeals for an adjournment in the proceedings on the grounds that it is darts night and he wants a beer or three.
9 years ago
I would put it to the Right Honorable Member for Blackburn (west) that he is running scared!
9 years ago
ffs Fugs you live in Blackburn??? your closer than i thought!.....your not a paki tho are you?
9 years ago
You calling me a Paki?

Gupta, Sanjit, go find gazbag and be cutting off his head! We are not Pakistanis! damn you! Damn you to Hades!
9 years ago
mah-der chod
9 years ago
Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod
9 years ago
^WTF???

I don't remember typing that.
9 years ago
I agree, fuck I wish I never grew up, now I have to worry about jacking off and putting gas on my car... sad sad sad
9 years ago
It's easy to make fun of the nazis, but even easier to make fun of the idiot brits...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-387680/Lethal-Star-Trek-blade-seized-knives-amnesty.html#
9 years ago
Ahh it fucking cuts the link off.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-387680/
Lethal-Star-Trek-blade-seized-knives-amnesty.html#

That there is a major victory in the war on knives. One less klingon batliff means ones less murdered romulan family in downtown london.
9 years ago
You've gotta watch out for those Klingons in London, they're bad tempered nasty fuckers, always wanting to fight.
9 years ago
Or is it the Lithuanians? I always get them mixed up.
9 years ago
What?
9 years ago
I'm posting just for the fuck of it. I've been a member longer than 99% of you faggots
9 years ago
so what? your're nobody
9 years ago
who gives a fuck how long anyone's been her pieboy? look at tyrizzle he just joined recently and he's cooler than you....and he's black
9 years ago
you don't even have a fucking avatar...don't you assume to tell me what's what
9 years ago
buttslammer
9 years ago
Get pissed about it fagtrash. Seriously.
9 years ago
noob
9 years ago
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