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Smerf

smerf says: A) I'm a red head B) I don't have facial hair, except for stubble. C) You're the cocksucker tonight

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by gilroy

submitted August 15th 2008

132 comments
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Smerf
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comments (132)
Smerf lost weight!
9 years ago
I bet you haven't.
9 years ago
funny - this how i imagined plantshit to look like...at least, while i wasnt mulling over a 2-inch irish erection massaging my prostate,,,,mmm, good times
9 years ago
5 pounds, but that was after the shit i took
9 years ago
Did it look like Smerf. Did it have red hair?
9 years ago
Poor guy... Where's the nipple ring?
9 years ago
Under that Blue Flannel Tee
9 years ago
^so soft and nice on your naked body
the taste of it, the smell of it, the texture
9 years ago
...the nipple right or the flannel?
9 years ago
Ok, that was a little creepy.
9 years ago
Does it have a vagina?
9 years ago
yes
9 years ago
Smerf has an "ass-cunt".
9 years ago
Smerf has a "back-pussy"
9 years ago
smeft has a mangina
9 years ago
whoa...i meant smerf
9 years ago
Nice tits.
9 years ago
He looks like Jim Carrey's long lost redneck cousin.
9 years ago
not many guys fit in long hair, this is not one of them.
9 years ago
alot of guys fit ins your ass, this IS one oft thems FAGGTO
9 years ago
bane go take a break from being really really witty and go play in traffic
9 years ago
Likewise!?
9 years ago
yeah, likewise!
9 years ago
You know, you could at least try to find a picture that looks somewhat like me.
9 years ago
you mean it doesnt ?
9 years ago
It does.
9 years ago
it does?
9 years ago
Oh come on *coughcoughmecough*!

Smerf is much better looking then this.
9 years ago
All the content sucks again today. This site blows now. I'm going to get banned again.
9 years ago
Fuck you deja.
9 years ago
quit your bitching
9 years ago
Fuck you fries.
9 years ago
Fuck you Hank.
9 years ago
fuck you irish
9 years ago
Fuck you Fugs
9 years ago
Fuck you whunu
9 years ago
Fuck you.
9 years ago
Fucking dik.
9 years ago
Fuck all of you.
9 years ago
Fuck you all in the ass...with a piledriver!
9 years ago
Fuck me ...
9 years ago
WTF!
9 years ago
Fuck you BritishBoy.
9 years ago
Fries has been trying that for years, still noone will have sex with him.
9 years ago
wtf you talking about ? you wanted to go for a Big Mac with me , thats a fucking shag for me.
9 years ago
You were begging me to let you go fetch me a Big Mac, but I wasn't interested.
9 years ago
Thats because you were hungry for cock.
9 years ago
Riiiiight.....cause that makes sense.
9 years ago
Your mother makes sense.
9 years ago
Fuck you hank, dik, cheeky, jaimee, 1rish, kirk, hank again, noob, extra fries, horsehead, captain, nigger, fag, chink, drunk, jewhank, queerish.
9 years ago
i think hes been drinking but that did make sense
9 years ago
Mentioned three times. Makes me feel so important.
9 years ago
You were the nigger and the fag too.
9 years ago
Er, nigger and the chink, 1rish was the fag.
9 years ago
Fuck you elchris.
9 years ago
Then I got mentioned three times too. Assuming queerish was me too.
9 years ago
I´think i´m in the clear..
9 years ago
I think you are a queer.
9 years ago
Wanko, it's JAMIE
9 years ago
Fuck you jimi & jamie.
9 years ago
Fuck you too
9 years ago
Hey! Fuck you Wanko, I never told you to fuck off, you nasty bitch.
9 years ago
Fuck you Capitano,Wanko, Jamiee, ElChris, Jimi, Hank, Irish, Dik, Fries, Romeo, Mistermuchosomethingorother and Cheeky!


Erm, hang on....
9 years ago
...i miss ALL the fun...
...fuck...fuck somebody that someone else hasnt aleady fucked...
...no wait - that leads us back smerfs direction dont it?
...fuck
9 years ago
Fuck me? No, fuck you!
9 years ago
Fuck you other noob.
9 years ago
yeah ... fuck you El_Wanko
9 years ago
Cheeky, you should know better than to tell me to fuck off you British maggot.
9 years ago
fuck meeeee :D
9 years ago
Fuck you cheeky, and a double fuck you to Kirky-poos.
9 years ago
yay id fuck cheeky... wait!!!
9 years ago
Fuck you also Fugs.
9 years ago
<3 Typical.
9 years ago
When is the Mucho Convention?
Fuck Dracul, Bane, Fugs, Whunu, sir-puffsoncock, Possum, and Romeo.
fuck all of the swiss, british, mexican, canadian, and everyone else that doesnt live in the US and bitches about us on this site.
fuck the noobs who post FIRST, or whine when they submit, and it doesnt get posted.
fuck that urkelbot faggot too...
9 years ago
who the fuck is Swappi ?........
9 years ago
he wisha he was cool like Germany. fuck yosu slappi i'f fuck you face
9 years ago
damn this thread actually survived past its day. im still not reading
9 years ago
and yet you are posting comments.....
9 years ago
swappi - apparently joined in july of 2006 - so predates morph, irish, dik, urklebot, plantshit, hank,fries,elwanko...just about everybody who currently posts much - except for smerf,, kBilly, mako, and a few others...and this is the first i've seen of him too

...suddenly very paranoid...
mom? are you out there?
9 years ago
Fuck you too, Swappi, and another fuck you just because you live in the US, wherever that is.
9 years ago
How did I get brought into all this?
9 years ago
Wanko smuggled you in in his colon.
9 years ago
So many fucks?
9 years ago
no where near looks like smerf.
lame!
9 years ago
Ok pop quiz faggots. There's a cunthole you fucking hate, you have his address and phone number. What is the dirtiest shit you can do with that information? He's already seeking another man and giving away gay porn on Craigslist.
9 years ago
arrange a gay marriage and have flowers and wedding cake delivered to him, send out invitations and bill it all to his address.
9 years ago
call the cops, report a suspected molestation case involving Cunthole and your imaginary nephew...with luck the pigs may even beat on him a little before they figure things out
9 years ago
Oh come on, there are better ones then that. Some pizza's should show up, along with a massive Chinese food order.

Sign em up for some free flatulence material by mail.

Send the Amway Rep a new 'lead' at that address.

The Jehovah Witness needs a new contact too.

9 years ago
not to mention the Hair Club For Men...which, strangely, gets us back to smerfs photo...deva vu all over again
9 years ago
Take a dump in a box and overnight it to him.
9 years ago
irish - once more i bow to the master...in spite of my nooby self...god, that made me laugh
9 years ago
off to watch american "strikeball" now - go TWINS!...
talk to ya'll later on tonight maybe...
...waiting with baited breath, the crowd now says "oooh...awww..." and etc
9 years ago
Fuck off.
9 years ago
Dude, no one fucking cares if you're on or not. We're not your friends. We don't like you. No one likes you. Don't come back. Now can we return to thinking up nasty ideas?
9 years ago
male hism a dead boy. use returns adres of perosna you donts like. like dikface
9 years ago
I'm gonna get some spoofcard minutes so he can order pizzas and other food all hours of the night.
9 years ago
Send a tranny prostitute to his house
9 years ago
^ when shoudle we sends you?
9 years ago
Thats actually a pretty good idea. Order a hooker that does out calls off of Craigslist to his house. Hell, order a fuckton of them.
9 years ago
There's no tranny prostitutes in this town, unfortunately. Or male ones. I might send the stoner one or the fat one though.
9 years ago
Send them both.
9 years ago
Haha, Wanko knows the prostitutes
9 years ago
i am so upset that no one likes me here...yeah, just to show you guys i'll never ever come back...and to think i finally found a home!
9 years ago
GREAT!now go kill youreself.
9 years ago
Fuck you whunu!

OH, and um.... hmmm.... have a load of free cock-enlargement / transgendered porn material sent to their home with "To the occupant" as the address instead of their name. That way their landlord / mom / girlfriend will think they're a dirty piece of shit / a Mucho Regular.
9 years ago
my real name is melanie myers -i live in orlando- i was repeatedly raped by a family member thru out my childhood...my therapist recommended that i log on to a "gross" site like MS, to try to get myself used how crude most males can be - without even thinking of the consequences! - or how much their ignorant statements can hurt another human being!
..thank you, thank you ALL, for making my want to take all these Qualudes i've been saving up. i hope you're all happy now
9 years ago
videos it and psot it cunt
9 years ago
Fuck you, you got raped because you deserved it.
9 years ago
why are you all so MEAN?
9 years ago
show boobes so we no yer a girls
9 years ago
Tits or fuck off, bitch.
9 years ago
i dont have any boobies - they were cut off by my rapist brother
9 years ago
evns better
go finsd them BIRNG THEMS TO MEEE
9 years ago
Like I said, if you don't have tits, fuck off, bitch.
9 years ago
Hahaha, I wish she was serious
9 years ago
You must have been saving the qualudes for a long time, possum, they stopped making them over 20 years ago.
9 years ago
Notice that Jerkstore fag claimed not to remember his pwning the other day because he was on qualudes too.
9 years ago
Hi jamiee, when's your birthday?
9 years ago
September
9 years ago
But that's ages away, where's the party at? Don't worry, I'll keep it quiet, just don't invite that dik character...
9 years ago
Goddamn possum I didn't know you were raped but now that I do I must admit that.. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT! YOU'RE PROBABLY UGLY AS FUCK ANYWAY!
9 years ago
Haha, the party is at dik's house
9 years ago
Drat, drat, and double drat! foiled again!


Muttley, do something!
9 years ago
me
9 years ago
i AM as ugly as fuck - that's why i'm so upset at you mucho boys - rating all of us women on the basis of looks..i KNOW that i couldve rocked dik's world by now...and irishs too!

my boy pussy is hungry
and so is my mangina

..actually feeling slightly constipated, so any lubrication would be welcome...

ooh ...YES! thank y'all!
9 years ago
oh god..thank you el wanko..thought i was gonna have to lube up that trouser-snake with spit alone...i see you cumming now
9 years ago
fugsmucker - did i say Qualudes? what i meant to say was Valium
...no wait
..it was actually prozac

and that IS the truth

prozac may be outdated and etc -
but it just plain WORKS for most of us MS-type faggoes...
9 years ago
Possum, you should know better than to serve up that kind of personal info.
9 years ago
wow - mako? you thought i was serious? ouch.
9 years ago
Shut...The Fuck...Up, you STUPID cunt. Fucking CHRIST you're annoying.
9 years ago
he kind of looks like a vulture
9 years ago
recover password
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