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Self Defense Dorks

"break the wrist and walk away"

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by 1rish1

submitted August 7th 2008

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Anyone else find it ironic that he blinded the dude with his glasses?
10 years ago
i giggled at you
10 years ago
yeah, i noticed the blinding glasses technique. also thought the one guy looked A LOT like red foreman from that 70's show. just gonna reach up here and take off my glasses...whack! BALL FLURRIES!?
10 years ago
My favorite is definitely the "Attacks from the guard" position.
10 years ago
LOL by far the best one...reminds me of a move that the 80's rockers used to do on stage with the mic..
10 years ago
It reminds me of when I was 3 and didn't know how to fight yet
10 years ago
Rofl, "How to fight like a little girl."
10 years ago
That would be the name of espada's video, if he were to make one.
10 years ago
I hate midgets.
10 years ago
ive learned soo much from this vid..


when in a fight make sure you have the bigger gun.
10 years ago
im sure you would also shoot at them all gansta style too eh? nothin like holding your gun all cool on its side while you rattle off a bunch of rounds like an idiot.
10 years ago
was that a black, idiot, or NRA joke casue i wanna know which boot to put on to kick your ass with.
10 years ago
I think that was a black/idiot joke, but I'm not sure.
10 years ago
morph, the day you could muster up the ambition to fight your way out of a paper bag, give me a call...
10 years ago
Hehehehe..."attacks with carbonated beverages"

They missed a section for throwing dirt in the opponents eyes
10 years ago
ahh yes the old chinese mist. they also forgot the mexican judo
10 years ago
I want to see the one that looked like ben stiller in a ufc fight
10 years ago
"I'm a smoker. A lot of people are smokers."
10 years ago
They're pretty aggressive for some small dorky motherfuckers.

"you're kind of a jerk. Kind of a little short punky.."

Little dude spits in his face and starts swingin'..lol.

This is some funny shit though. These dudes must have gotten picked on their whole lives.
10 years ago
what a bunch of crap
10 years ago
what if they're armed with a banana?
10 years ago
you disarm him like so. (takes banana away and eats it) now he is no longer a threat.
10 years ago
Throw the peel down so he slips and falls on it too.
10 years ago
and 1rish1 doesnt know his Monty Python sketches
10 years ago
1rish doesn't know much, he's a dumb Yank, remember...
10 years ago
Just kidding, 'rish
10 years ago
^liar!
10 years ago
I don't know my Monty Python sketches because like most British comedy, it sucks balls.
10 years ago
pretty much like you then
10 years ago
You suck way more balls than I do.
10 years ago
true story
10 years ago
whammy
10 years ago
saying 'whammy'is so old , it's like saying "i suck balls as an olympic sport"
10 years ago
Shazam!
10 years ago
You suck balls as an olympic sport?
10 years ago
Talking of olympics, today was olympic fapping day with ladies gymnastics, more to come on monday...
10 years ago
The best sport ever.
10 years ago
Ice skaters and gymnasts always have the best looking asses.
10 years ago
Any of you psychos call Chris Hansen? I'm sure he'd be interested.
10 years ago
I prefer women's tennis to gymnastics
10 years ago
I'm surprised that nobodies mentioned the fact that our 1st Gold medal winner from yesterday was a bit 'toothy'
10 years ago
I think I'll still just use my gun because I live in the land of the free. And the home of the Braves.
10 years ago
Atlanta?
10 years ago
No, the USA.
10 years ago
the one with the glasses was hilarious
10 years ago
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