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Self Defense Dorks

"break the wrist and walk away"

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by 1rish1

submitted August 7th 2008

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Anyone else find it ironic that he blinded the dude with his glasses?
9 years ago
i giggled at you
9 years ago
yeah, i noticed the blinding glasses technique. also thought the one guy looked A LOT like red foreman from that 70's show. just gonna reach up here and take off my glasses...whack! BALL FLURRIES!?
9 years ago
My favorite is definitely the "Attacks from the guard" position.
9 years ago
LOL by far the best one...reminds me of a move that the 80's rockers used to do on stage with the mic..
9 years ago
It reminds me of when I was 3 and didn't know how to fight yet
9 years ago
Rofl, "How to fight like a little girl."
9 years ago
That would be the name of espada's video, if he were to make one.
9 years ago
I hate midgets.
9 years ago
ive learned soo much from this vid..


when in a fight make sure you have the bigger gun.
9 years ago
im sure you would also shoot at them all gansta style too eh? nothin like holding your gun all cool on its side while you rattle off a bunch of rounds like an idiot.
9 years ago
was that a black, idiot, or NRA joke casue i wanna know which boot to put on to kick your ass with.
9 years ago
I think that was a black/idiot joke, but I'm not sure.
9 years ago
morph, the day you could muster up the ambition to fight your way out of a paper bag, give me a call...
9 years ago
Hehehehe..."attacks with carbonated beverages"

They missed a section for throwing dirt in the opponents eyes
9 years ago
ahh yes the old chinese mist. they also forgot the mexican judo
9 years ago
I want to see the one that looked like ben stiller in a ufc fight
9 years ago
"I'm a smoker. A lot of people are smokers."
9 years ago
They're pretty aggressive for some small dorky motherfuckers.

"you're kind of a jerk. Kind of a little short punky.."

Little dude spits in his face and starts swingin'..lol.

This is some funny shit though. These dudes must have gotten picked on their whole lives.
9 years ago
what a bunch of crap
9 years ago
what if they're armed with a banana?
9 years ago
you disarm him like so. (takes banana away and eats it) now he is no longer a threat.
9 years ago
Throw the peel down so he slips and falls on it too.
9 years ago
and 1rish1 doesnt know his Monty Python sketches
9 years ago
1rish doesn't know much, he's a dumb Yank, remember...
9 years ago
Just kidding, 'rish
9 years ago
^liar!
9 years ago
I don't know my Monty Python sketches because like most British comedy, it sucks balls.
9 years ago
pretty much like you then
9 years ago
You suck way more balls than I do.
9 years ago
true story
9 years ago
whammy
9 years ago
saying 'whammy'is so old , it's like saying "i suck balls as an olympic sport"
9 years ago
Shazam!
9 years ago
You suck balls as an olympic sport?
9 years ago
Talking of olympics, today was olympic fapping day with ladies gymnastics, more to come on monday...
9 years ago
The best sport ever.
9 years ago
Ice skaters and gymnasts always have the best looking asses.
9 years ago
Any of you psychos call Chris Hansen? I'm sure he'd be interested.
9 years ago
I prefer women's tennis to gymnastics
9 years ago
I'm surprised that nobodies mentioned the fact that our 1st Gold medal winner from yesterday was a bit 'toothy'
9 years ago
I think I'll still just use my gun because I live in the land of the free. And the home of the Braves.
9 years ago
Atlanta?
9 years ago
No, the USA.
9 years ago
the one with the glasses was hilarious
9 years ago
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