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Introducing...the parent leash.

Do your parents wander off when you're not looking?

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by kildawabits

submitted August 6th 2008

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Introducing...the parent leash.
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my parents had one of these for me but it strapped around my shoulders.
9 years ago
i wish you would have got loose and disappeared
9 years ago
so they ould tie you to a tree so the pedos could find you right
9 years ago
That was your neck. and a dog-collar. and a rubber zip-mouth mask.
9 years ago
The pedofiles still wouldn't touch him, he was too ugly.
9 years ago
He was so ugly his parents straped a piece of meat to him just to get the dog to play with him
9 years ago
Hey Mike, it's called bondage-belts
9 years ago
damn you guys are leaving some killer comments. its hard to say which one is the funniest cause they all are horribly lame. seriously guys i thought you could do better, keep em comin
9 years ago
They couldn't afford a dog so they just made you?
9 years ago
lol i kinda like that one
9 years ago
no one gives a shit.
9 years ago
Great for those parental centrifugal moments.
9 years ago
i feel a Kat Williams joke is near
9 years ago
apparently not
9 years ago
"This shit right here, nigga? This shit's called deaf!"
9 years ago
is kat williams that little greasy looking black comedian that isn't even partially funny?
9 years ago
That left the window wiiiiiiiiiiide open.
9 years ago
excuse me motherfucker?
9 years ago
I didn't hear you burp but sure excuse granted.
9 years ago
Fuck off on back to the fuck off dimension
9 years ago
I don't see any blood, poop, vomit or death here... worthless.
9 years ago
Dont worry your brother isn't home from work yet, you'll get what you need, just have patience.
9 years ago
i have no brothers... /cry
9 years ago
Vomit-Shit-Whine-bag leashes have been around since the early 90's
9 years ago
These are great for deap sea fishing
9 years ago
yeah, but only after the bait's been dead a while.
9 years ago
At last! A device for those who only want to walk face to face with their child!
9 years ago
whats up old friend?
9 years ago
Only good shit. Things are all good. Thanks for asking, pal.

Just thought I'd poke my head in and see what's what. Is Supernova alive?
9 years ago
supernova's still off fighting the germans or something..he pops in when he can...if you're not going to be around mucho email hank or me...
9 years ago
I'm heading off to do a bunch of fishing down around the Crow's Nest Pass, so I'm gonna be gone for about a week. Then I'll probably be kicking around a bit. I've been missing you lovable bunch of misanthropes!

So who's the current douchebag of the month?
9 years ago
oh there's lots
9 years ago
thats a really nice area in the mountains in alberta ..am i right?
9 years ago
too many to name
9 years ago
Yak.
9 years ago
haha
sup hank..still in america?
9 years ago
Yeah, it's in southern Alberta. I'll be fishing the Oldman and Livingston rivers. World class fishing, I tells ya.

Hey Spank Chinsacky! How's the nipper? (No pun intended.)
9 years ago
Yep, 2 more days here, then back. It's been good.

Who's the nipper? Me?
9 years ago
Allright then, see you later dik.

Btw, Yak, you are a fucking piece of shit. Go choke on a dead dog's cock, you fucking sub-human parasite. I hate you with every fiber of my being and hope you die a slow and painful death.
9 years ago
I see tension still persists at mucho. Did Yak ban you again, Hank?
9 years ago
Sup, balls? Hank, good to see you around. Douche bags abound on Mucho lately. We need more well rounded people such as ourselves.
9 years ago
about 7 or 8 times
9 years ago
it mostly started with that terrible whore whose name i won't mention
9 years ago
Hey Yak, go lick on a dead kitten's nuts like tic tacs, you slimey fuckin' twat. And then,... go fuck yourself forever......................................................................................................................................................
9 years ago
Yay, Balls is still alive! Where you been, slacker?
9 years ago
heeeyyyyy fuck you all.
9 years ago
seconded
9 years ago
figured ballsmalone was a bum living in the streets since he was "off the wagon" again last time he was here
9 years ago
everyone above me and below me sucks cocks for gas money...gas to huff
9 years ago
It seems that most problems start with some terrible whore.

Watsup, 1rish,1 and smerf?

Yeah, I dropped out for a bit there. Had to take a time out to get my shit together. Things are good now. I'm home in Edmonton and working at a microbrewery. It's a pretty sweet job, even if I don't drink anymore.
9 years ago
funny you kept calling me a junkie when you were all fucked up yourself
9 years ago
Elpiss you are a junkie. It doesn't matter what anyone else is doing it doesn't change that.
9 years ago
maby you need to look up the word and its significance
9 years ago
^Gayest Conversation Ever^
9 years ago
A job in a micro brewery sounds pretty sweet. Good to see you back Balls
9 years ago
also you suck cock elchris lots and lots of cock....
9 years ago
Did any of you fucks remember me?
9 years ago
You're the 19 year old wimp with the alien avatar, right?
9 years ago
What happened to Victorious anyway?
9 years ago
he's in my backyard dressed in a tutu cutting my grass
9 years ago
Irish is watching over the fence, masturbating furiously
9 years ago
You been away Dick jr?
9 years ago
ouch
9 years ago
DickNix just got out of Juvy.
9 years ago
Who's Juvy?
9 years ago
Irish's nickname?
9 years ago
ka boom
9 years ago
I'm going back to watching tv.
9 years ago
tv is for pussies
9 years ago
tv == gay porn
9 years ago
Maybe.
9 years ago
tv = frontal lobotomy

It's true because I saw something about it on TV once.
9 years ago
that looks fine...

but if the parent were a thin man with glasses and a beard it would have a totally different mood.
9 years ago
i like the hamburger suit idea more
9 years ago
Bear bait?
9 years ago
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