Introducing...the parent leash.

so they ould tie you to a tree so the pedos could find you right

That was your neck. and a dog-collar. and a rubber zip-mouth mask.

The pedofiles still wouldn't touch him, he was too ugly.

He was so ugly his parents straped a piece of meat to him just to get the dog to play with him

Hey Mike, it's called bondage-belts

damn you guys are leaving some killer comments. its hard to say which one is the funniest cause they all are horribly lame. seriously guys i thought you could do better, keep em comin

lol i kinda like that one

no one gives a shit.

That left the window wiiiiiiiiiiide open.

I didn't hear you burp but sure excuse granted.

Fuck off on back to the fuck off dimension

Dont worry your brother isn't home from work yet, you'll get what you need, just have patience.

i have no brothers... /cry

Only good shit. Things are all good. Thanks for asking, pal.

Just thought I'd poke my head in and see what's what. Is Supernova alive?

I'm heading off to do a bunch of fishing down around the Crow's Nest Pass, so I'm gonna be gone for about a week. Then I'll probably be kicking around a bit. I've been missing you lovable bunch of misanthropes!

So who's the current douchebag of the month?

too many to name

Yak.

Yeah, it's in southern Alberta. I'll be fishing the Oldman and Livingston rivers. World class fishing, I tells ya.

Hey Spank Chinsacky! How's the nipper? (No pun intended.)

Yep, 2 more days here, then back. It's been good.

Who's the nipper? Me?

Allright then, see you later dik.

Btw, Yak, you are a fucking piece of shit. Go choke on a dead dog's cock, you fucking sub-human parasite. I hate you with every fiber of my being and hope you die a slow and painful death.

I see tension still persists at mucho. Did Yak ban you again, Hank?

Sup, balls? Hank, good to see you around. Douche bags abound on Mucho lately. We need more well rounded people such as ourselves.

Hey Yak, go lick on a dead kitten's nuts like tic tacs, you slimey fuckin' twat. And then,... go fuck yourself forever......................................................................................................................................................

heeeyyyyy fuck you all.

figured ballsmalone was a bum living in the streets since he was "off the wagon" again last time he was here

It seems that most problems start with some terrible whore.

Watsup, 1rish,1 and smerf?

Yeah, I dropped out for a bit there. Had to take a time out to get my shit together. Things are good now. I'm home in Edmonton and working at a microbrewery. It's a pretty sweet job, even if I don't drink anymore.

funny you kept calling me a junkie when you were all fucked up yourself

Elpiss you are a junkie. It doesn't matter what anyone else is doing it doesn't change that.

maby you need to look up the word and its significance

also you suck cock elchris lots and lots of cock....

Did any of you fucks remember me?

You're the 19 year old wimp with the alien avatar, right?

What happened to Victorious anyway?

I'm going back to watching tv.

Maybe.

Bear bait?