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Touch of Death

And down he goes...

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by yak

submitted August 5th 2008

85 comments
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comments (85)
What? No happy ending?
9 years ago
well, i'd like to know if that will work on cops.
9 years ago
aslong as you don't run into Super Man
9 years ago
Superman's a cop now?
9 years ago
Jackie Chan is Supercop. Is that close enough?
9 years ago
I could sure use that on my dates.
9 years ago
Would somebody explain to me what the fuck just happened
9 years ago
pressure points
9 years ago
he just chopped him in the fuckin neck! of course someones going to go down when you hit em in their adams apple
9 years ago
Adam's apple? wow did you watch the video?
9 years ago
Why the leg kick?
9 years ago
no man hes got it all wrong you dont chop them in the neck, u punch em in the throat
9 years ago
You guys missed the main part, watch his leg, he kicks him in the ankle at the same time, that put his foot to sleep, ooops, can't stand up, lets fall over! hahaha
9 years ago
i doubt he's putting his ankle to sleep, he's just sweeping the leg away from the center of gravity so the kid has nothing supporting him when he starts to pass out.
9 years ago
FAtty got owned
9 years ago
I've actually seen that shit before. You have to put them in that cross-legged position and do some shit so they don't die or some shit like that.
9 years ago
Shit that shits fucking Crazy? Shit so they dont die? SHIT!!!!!!!!!
9 years ago
multiple "shits"= im a lying cunt
9 years ago
wow i'm drunk, sopmeone difd that to me i'd be FUCKed
9 years ago
ill agree with tyrizzle. your a bitch who has never seen this shit. next time atleast try a little harder to sound valid.
9 years ago
there's so much shit in here it's hard to tell what's what
9 years ago
There's more shit in there then a sewage treatment plant.
9 years ago
How do you do?
9 years ago
Why do you try VicSin? You aren't funny. No one likes you.
9 years ago
Hey VicSin, You weren't in the city of Pittsburgh today,were you?
9 years ago
Nope sorry. The fire department couldn't come to saw the doors off my apartment this week so I was stuck at home.
9 years ago
Now that was fucking funny!
9 years ago
No, it wasn't...
9 years ago
Irish likes VicStink.
9 years ago
No, I just got a mental image of her not being able to leave and firemen cutting her out of her house.
9 years ago
Ohhh Hanky Poo now don't go getting jealous, you know my cholesterol clogged arteries pump blood to a heart that beats only for you!
9 years ago
You are not funny, though it's obvious you are trying to be.
9 years ago
I've learned from the best!
9 years ago
We aren't talking about your weight watchers classes now.
9 years ago
Of course we aren't, she said she LEARNED...
9 years ago
I am sorry defuckt, but when did you earn the right to let my name cross your mind, let alone attempt to be funny?
9 years ago
Poo
9 years ago
I'm sorry Vic but when did you become royalty and when did it become a privilege to make fun of the pathetic mass of human waste that is you? The last time I checked this was the internet and no such boundaries existed. With that in mind please go kill yourself. I feel like breathing a few extra times this month.
9 years ago
the only vic i know is victorious..our sunny ray of light in amsterdam...where the fuck are you vic?
9 years ago
you know i honestly don't read anything not-vic says...she's clearly an immature attention whore not funny not smart..why you noobs give her what she eats is beyond me
9 years ago
I talked to Victorious for about an hour yesterday. He's fine still working. Says he's just real busy.
9 years ago
Good point dik, but I find that negative attention given to said attention craving whores can sometimes lead to positive outcomes... Like their suicide, my only request is that if it comes to that record it and have whoever finds your body post it here. Make sure to put the instructions with the note.
9 years ago
last time i talked to him he said he was super busy ...like 40 whole hours a week..haha
9 years ago
Yeah he made that comment to me too.
9 years ago
that could go wrong badly if u r not a professional
9 years ago
i am no professinal....let me do it to you
9 years ago
Fake.
9 years ago
I teach a similar move where my student stands there while I poke him in the eye with my finger.
9 years ago
I think you meant the butt.
9 years ago
Zing
9 years ago
Buuurrrnn
9 years ago
nuts i wanna try that on a cow.
9 years ago
I feel that way about most of the porn vids on here.
9 years ago
mas oyama beat you to it morph.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MapyZq4YIo
9 years ago
hahaha irish
9 years ago
thanks, dik
9 years ago
How are you today?
9 years ago
Why are you so gay, Irish?
9 years ago
I like to try new things.
9 years ago
new?
9 years ago
Didn't Spock invent this?
9 years ago
Spock invented the "slap him on the back of the neck after he is knocked out" move
9 years ago
I'm pretty sure Xena invented this.
9 years ago
Nasty move but anyone can do it. All he did was strike the carotid arteries on either side of the guy's neck. This temporarily blocks the flow of blood to the brain, thus rendering the victim unconscious.
9 years ago
thanks very much Dr. fuckball..now go eat some garbage like my goddamned dog
9 years ago
Lol Dr.Fuckball? I might use that as my user name, thanks for the idea dik. Thought I'd answer this since there was so much confusion about it.
9 years ago
Nah, valid points that contribute to the discussion are despised in these parts.
9 years ago
Shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
kevin
9 years ago
i do this to the Jew
9 years ago
Be careful, they know Jew-jitsu.
9 years ago
*crickets chattering*
9 years ago
That sonovabitch divided by zero.
9 years ago
That's why you where a spike collar.
So he stabs his hands.
Then you shot him in his face at point blank.
9 years ago
shoot*
9 years ago
Reply button**

Silly cunt.
9 years ago
1000's of years of Chinese martial arts in existence and a double chop/slap to the neck is all you need to take a guy down, wtf? Assholes!
9 years ago
Do you know a better way?
9 years ago
yes, a gun
9 years ago
And I do believe the Chinese invented gunpowder.
9 years ago
this site is so full of shit....good luck with that witchcraft on me wizard!
9 years ago
I just laughed at that one. WTF Planty, WTF?
9 years ago
haha, aww that is funny shit.
9 years ago
If that shit really worked, I would use it in my cage fights. lol
9 years ago
if you can see the rest of the video he then pulls off his pants and raw dawgs him
9 years ago
recover password
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