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Failed Suicide Attempt

Laugh track included.

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by Jones

submitted August 5th 2008

31 comments
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he couldnt even kill himself, what a waste.
9 years ago
^a Waste
9 years ago
^of space
9 years ago
What makes you think he didn't die?
9 years ago
cos it says fail in the title
9 years ago
Ya!! Because titles never lie! So there!
9 years ago
hope he at leat broke a couple....hundred bones
9 years ago
I bet he really wants to die now
9 years ago
because of shame?
9 years ago
because he is paralyzed from the neck down now
9 years ago
because of the bill for that balcony
9 years ago
atleast the firemen saved money on the airbag...it can be reused later
9 years ago
Had he succeeded it would have been much funnier, this comedian needs a new writer.
9 years ago
Most martial arts specials break stone and bricks with lunge punches and head slams. This man is a hero.
9 years ago
wow I think thats what his intentions were, to hit that incline so he could live.
Maybe he had a reason to do it?

Maybe he forgot his doughnut on floor one and was to lazy to take the elevater and decided jumping was the fastest way lol
9 years ago
Maybe....
9 years ago
the laugh track was a nice touch.sounded like an episode of I love Lucy
9 years ago
Rickie, I didnt die...WHAAAAAA
9 years ago
Most of you idiots should consider doing this
9 years ago
We should all love Lucy?
9 years ago
Bootface, you jump first so your corpse can break my fall.
9 years ago
I thought you said you were leaving.
9 years ago
ouch
9 years ago
a failure @ life, a failure @ death.
9 years ago
Epic fail
9 years ago
He meant to do that.
9 years ago
Ta-daaa
9 years ago
More painkillers after they try to reconnect his stone building spine severing operation. Then he'll be evaluated for sanity, and pobably get more drugs. So it's all about drugs.
9 years ago
yea he need some major shrooms after that fall to forget all about it shrooms are the ultimate in healing the mind
9 years ago
They never worked on you.
9 years ago
MINDFREAK!
9 years ago
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