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Self-aggrandizing "hottie" shirts make you look like a bitch

There are two types of girls who buy these shirts: 13-year-old junior-high brats, and 29-year-old chicks who are too tan and wear way too much lip gloss, and try desperately to look like they're younger than 29. The real problem here is that women who wear these shirts start to believe their own bullshit after a while. The shirt at the top emblazoned with the phrase "you say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing" epitomises this attitude. Guess what? It is a bad thing

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by NikoxBellic

submitted August 2nd 2008

54 comments
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comments (54)
I own that sexsi shirt and wear it all the time
9 years ago
BAHAHAHAHAHA.....
9 years ago
did they make it in a XXXL??
9 years ago
no i wear it as a xs
9 years ago
dont bring back extra medium
9 years ago
^a.k.a "smedium"
9 years ago
Do you wear it on your fat thigh, Cumcrave?
9 years ago
xxxxxl wouldnt even fit his fat thigh
9 years ago
funny how all fat ugly girls wear these.
9 years ago
i've never touched one.
9 years ago
He meant Vicsin.
9 years ago
Don't be talkin about my wife motherfucker!!!
9 years ago
dont worry soah... i'd bang you
9 years ago
I'm too hot to read that novel as the description....
9 years ago
ya it's stupid long..no way in hell i'm making somebody else read that then tell me what it says
9 years ago
I can't be bothered
9 years ago
It says;
"There are two types of girls who buy...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
9 years ago
i could only get to Th
9 years ago
Stamina, that's what it takes, dik, stamina.
9 years ago
you must have paced yourself
9 years ago
thinking about fat lasses usually works
9 years ago
Good one, guys.
9 years ago
Only jailbait wears these and not even the hot jailbail either
9 years ago
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

diaf
9 years ago
Crocs they look like shit and make your feet smell
9 years ago
Still the best shoe when working in a hospital
9 years ago
Red lipstick makes you look like a clown!
9 years ago
exactly where i got it from. i found this one the funniest tho
9 years ago
way to completely type verbatim what someone else has already said Niko, you unoriginal piece of shit. if you can't write your own subtitles then stop posting, it's pathetic
9 years ago
Yes, we have all been to the site, fuck off.
9 years ago
No, and some of us refuse to go!
9 years ago
I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
9 years ago
Why are you ripping off maddox and pretending its your own material?
9 years ago
yeah nigga, im high
9 years ago
who said id came up with it on my own mr.last 0 submitted
9 years ago
lol, ok if me posting nothing makes a difference, i don't see any quotes or anything. It doesn't make sense on its own you got to read the whole article.
9 years ago
I fully agree with JubJub...it's pathetic that you're literally stealing verbatim what Maddox already wrote a LONG time ago...stop stealing people's writing and write your own shit, ass-rag
9 years ago
i don't get it
9 years ago
nikoxbellic the only thing you shoud be submitting is a video where you violently kill yourself
9 years ago
right after you submit one of your many hardcore gay porns as "panty boy"
9 years ago
oh good one there niko bellic. that name sounds familiar, like it came from a video game or something. you can't even come up with an original name jackass
9 years ago
Mine came from a TV show with the month and year of my birthday added to it. I'm not that smart, my wife did it for me.
9 years ago
your wife did mine too, after she sucked my dick
9 years ago
another stupid post
9 years ago
Why the fuck is this shit on here?
9 years ago
because Niko Bellic (real original name, by the way) likes to steal other peoples' work and try to take credit for it on his own...what a complete douchefag. i hope the next thing he posts is him shooting himself in the face with a nail gun, it's the only thing that could make up for his dumbfuck shitposts
9 years ago
actually, lots of 5-year-olds wear stuff like the "princess" shirt.
9 years ago
Oh yeah? An expert on what 5 year old girls wear, are you?
9 years ago
Just take a seat...
9 years ago
haha...fugs wants to be in on it!!
9 years ago
What I don't get is parents buying their little girls those sweat pants that say "juicy" and "princess" across the ass.
9 years ago
I always ask them if I could be the judge of that but they are all to naive to understand the question.
9 years ago
So what? The "Cum Dumpster" shirts weren't good enough for this list or something?
9 years ago
No, but they're obviously good enough for you.
9 years ago
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