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Baby Experiment

Will it sink or will it swim?

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by ADAT

submitted July 29th 2008

82 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (82)
He's No Michael Phelps.
9 years ago
atleast it shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
Yeah, because it was turning FUCKING BLUE!!
9 years ago
How was it turning blue? You could see the child using its left arm to the right leg and using the right arm to shift weight to his left. grabbing his right leg to create momentum. Simple physics here. And shown in this video is how these physics are tought to a toddler. I've seen more amazing things than this taking a shit yesterday...
9 years ago
simple physics and yet you fail so hard.

"create momentum" - one of the basic laws of physics is the conservation of momentum. You cannot create momentum
9 years ago
they forgot to push his head under
9 years ago
I hate his fucking parents...
9 years ago
all kinds of fucked up
9 years ago
shut up you fucking no avatar skanky noobs
9 years ago
I was not aware that having no avatar made you skanky, I just thought it meant you were retarded (and all other applicable synonyms).
9 years ago
That was awsome... but i can understand why all you pansy Liberal shits think it was harsh...this is how we should teach the darkies to swim
9 years ago
Well you see, irajoshua, it's exactly this kind of occurrence during development that makes people end up being demented and full of hate. In other words, conservative. Oh, and thank you for capitalizing "liberal".
9 years ago
Exactly
9 years ago
This is how we should teach the darkies to cross a busy road too.
9 years ago
cause clearly all animals(including humans) who are challenged at a young age become "demented" shut the fuck up
9 years ago
i get it,you got thrown out of the window at the age of 5 am i right?due to your comment the landing wasn't that smooth though.
9 years ago
That made my mommy senses ache
9 years ago
i'll rub it
9 years ago
...are you sure it isnt just menopause?
9 years ago
that kid floated....so there for is a witch....to the fire you go!!
9 years ago
Lol a witch indeed !
9 years ago
hahaha i think it was passed out at the end

they probably thought it was all fun torture that he'll supress until hes an adult but stupid people dont take into account a todlers lung capacity would make them drown in just a few seconds
9 years ago
Come on...this was nothing compared to real life...they tought him and exspected him to perform...your a pussy
9 years ago
for anyone who doesn't have much of a clue of whats going on (seems most of the users?) this is actually a class you can take your kids to that teaches them to do this if they ever fall in the water, so if they for whatever reason fall into water, they will automatically flip themselves on to their back and just float there... and not die :P

9 years ago
Nobody's had to take class more than once.
9 years ago
There was a vid I saw, I thought it was here, where a guy remotely filmed his baby falling into the pool and didn't go to save him. After a few seconds, the kid flipped himself over and floated on his back. They were saying it was an inborn thing that little babies had, to flip over and float on their backs.
9 years ago
ya i saw it hank
9 years ago
EXACTLY!!! I know, the title is a little misleading but your explanation is exactly what the video is. Nicely done sir.
9 years ago
So hardly Mucho worthy then.
9 years ago
would your kid really need to know that if he doesnt even know how to swim yet? i mean if the kid cant swim and he fucks with a pool thats just natural selection
9 years ago
Yea and as a side bonus your kid is terrified of water for the rest of its life. This is NOT teaching anything, the effect is inborn as hank points out.
9 years ago
Natural selection would be if the parents didn't teach this you stupid fuck. No human is born with all the skills it takes to survive, that's what parents are for.
9 years ago
You could tell by the audio and their tone that they were trying to teach the kid to stay afloat just in case the kid were to ever fall in by accident.
I guess half the posters expected the worst because the video was posted here. Now why on Earth would they assume such a thing!
9 years ago
My parents actually did this to me when I was little. I swear its why I'm so comfortable in water now.
9 years ago
They were trying to get rid of their mistake but even at that they failed.
9 years ago
Forgot to take your medication again, eh red?
9 years ago
Dik did this to his kids, but every time they managed to get out of the burlap sack.
9 years ago
i only wish this was acceptable when dik jr. was a baby...easy to explain
9 years ago
How would you explain the pockets full of loose change?
9 years ago
Ahab you don't know shit about what kind of skills a human is born with obviously. First of all babies are very natural in the water, since they just spent 9 months floating in the womb. Ahh, who cares, the world is doomed anyway
9 years ago
loslobos, babies are not born with gills, and the womb is not filled with pool water you dolt.
9 years ago
The womb I came from was filled with beer.
9 years ago
No, you were just found on the bar room floor.
9 years ago
I was born on the bar .
9 years ago
yak is so smrat.
9 years ago
Might look a little harsh but I think anyone having kids and a pool should actually take the class !
9 years ago
Somehow, I can't muster up any witty response to this. That's pure fucking evil!
9 years ago
I can. You're a stupid dumbfuck.
9 years ago
Taking your time to teach your child not to drown is something the african american community should also take the time to do...Yous sound like a darky FLFisher...I mean do you know what to do when a catfish pulls you and your cane poll off the bridge, this kid does
9 years ago
Wow... irajoshua... You are one hell of a judge of character:/ Not only have you not figured out how to get an avatar, you also cant seem to do any homework on people before you jump to conclusions and insult them.
9 years ago
be cooler if it drowned
9 years ago
nah.. maybe if you were forcefully drowned.
9 years ago
yeah, seriously what the fuck man?
9 years ago
it??????
9 years ago
I love how she kind of whips him in head first, doesn't even drop the baby in.
9 years ago
Belly up.
9 years ago
He looks like he had a seizure and just fucking died, like the water was electrified or something.
9 years ago
So who's going to be the idiot that submits this to Fox?
9 years ago
i was hoping it to drown, i like see people they especially children
9 years ago
^nice sentence (-attempt) ;)
9 years ago
Me Tazan you Jane. Get a fucking G.E.D. before you come fucking around on Mucho. Fuck you you fucking whore hahahahahaha!!!!
9 years ago
pardon ?
9 years ago
thats just planty...we are use to it....you sincity....on the other hand took several post the figure out you had your caps on...dumbass!!
9 years ago
Before telling our favorite retarded Swede to get a GED, maybe you should graduate the 8th grade first?
9 years ago
fuck you retards
9 years ago
The problem with fucking retards is that it tends to only produce more retards .
9 years ago
hey yak , i did post a video when some dudes beat up a child, why dont u post that. It was hilarious!
9 years ago
Despite the fact that Yak is probably corrupting society more than it already is with this website, I'm sure he still has his limits.
9 years ago
At least it shut the fuck up for a while.

I don't care if it will sink or swim... will it blend?
9 years ago
You're not as funny as I remember.
9 years ago
thats already a fucking proven fact babies can swim in calm water....not "swim" but you know...
9 years ago
reason number 109834 that britney spears is a dumbfuck and doesn't need kids.
9 years ago
I cant wait for my kid to be born now. Just think of all the cool things i could teach it. First of its getting fucking helicoptered into a lake to teach it to float............next its the kick in the back down a shale hill to teach it to save his face from injury. Next is running with knifes............the possibilities are endless. This is going to be fun. oh oh oh driving without a seat belt........stand him up on the front seat and spike the brakes doing 60.........yeeeee haaaaa we're teaching now.

Fuck yeah!!
9 years ago
excuse me asshole..can you fuck off and write your epic novel elsewhere? you no-avatar having whore-man
9 years ago
Fucking classic Dik, right there. lol
9 years ago
Since I'm sure he's watching this somewhere and just not commenting... FUCK YOU, WHUNU!
9 years ago
Whunu is a fucking fag. Fuck you.
9 years ago
Somebody needs to take that kid away from them.
9 years ago
It needs a few more weights, maybe some rocks in its pockets.
9 years ago
how in the fuck is this harsh? If it wer'nt for learning techniques like this the human race would'nt know jack shit. You think this is harsh?? media has got the hold on you, you fuckin mind controlled fucks. Learn the harsh reality of life then come back to this fuckin website after you learned a thing or two because obviously you would'nt make good parents unless you knew something like this.....
9 years ago
thats how the wetbacks get to Miami from Cuba..
9 years ago
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