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abduction lamp

pretty cool lamp

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by Asparfum

submitted July 20th 2008

29 comments
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abduction lamp
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comments (29)
Want one.
9 years ago
Me too.
9 years ago
Only sold in Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, and Nevada
9 years ago
And West Virginia.
9 years ago
and Kansas

9 years ago
Hey, Georgia has its share too! Of course so does the ex Soviet union, damn things are EVERYWHERE!
9 years ago
I'd sport it
9 years ago
DO WANT!
9 years ago
ME TOO!
9 years ago
Cute
9 years ago
they should've made it some gay ass redneck being abducted...those happen a lot more often it seems like
9 years ago
They probably have a recovery group somewhere if you feel the need to talk about it.
9 years ago
I see some anal probing coming up
9 years ago
You having friends over?
9 years ago
you're invited too
9 years ago
No thanks. I have to stay home and shave my pubes to make my dick look bigger.
9 years ago
It'll never work on that thing
9 years ago
huh.....ok....fries???
9 years ago
This happened to me once.

Ya see, I was having sex with a cow when there was this bright light...
9 years ago
I wouldn't mind the Invader ZIM version.
9 years ago
snaks...mmmmmmmmmmmm
9 years ago
i want one!
9 years ago
They're abducting VicSin. I hope there isn't a weight limit on that beam.
9 years ago
Not enough lasers
9 years ago
40 years ago this month I seen one of these. For fear of ridicule , I have never told this to anyone. It was late in July of 1968 this occured. Just before sunset that day I was walking in a near-by field , as I often did. I looked across the field and saw it. It approached me rapidly , I froze. I could not run away, I was petrified. I stood for what seemed liked hours, though it was only seconds that transpired. Before it left it made a noise that I will remember the rest of my days on this earth.....Moooo
9 years ago
Fuck, you're old.
9 years ago
...You saw a lamp?
9 years ago
so... your petrified of cows, I take it...
9 years ago
yeah, 40 would seem quite old to a homo with no hair on his balls and a dripping ass from daddies last visit. Give us a call when your old enough to have a clue.
9 years ago
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