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abduction lamp

pretty cool lamp

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by Asparfum

submitted July 20th 2008

29 comments
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abduction lamp
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comments (29)
Want one.
10 years ago
Me too.
10 years ago
Only sold in Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, and Nevada
10 years ago
And West Virginia.
10 years ago
and Kansas

10 years ago
Hey, Georgia has its share too! Of course so does the ex Soviet union, damn things are EVERYWHERE!
10 years ago
I'd sport it
10 years ago
DO WANT!
10 years ago
ME TOO!
10 years ago
Cute
10 years ago
they should've made it some gay ass redneck being abducted...those happen a lot more often it seems like
10 years ago
They probably have a recovery group somewhere if you feel the need to talk about it.
10 years ago
I see some anal probing coming up
10 years ago
You having friends over?
10 years ago
you're invited too
10 years ago
No thanks. I have to stay home and shave my pubes to make my dick look bigger.
10 years ago
It'll never work on that thing
10 years ago
huh.....ok....fries???
10 years ago
This happened to me once.

Ya see, I was having sex with a cow when there was this bright light...
10 years ago
I wouldn't mind the Invader ZIM version.
10 years ago
snaks...mmmmmmmmmmmm
10 years ago
i want one!
10 years ago
They're abducting VicSin. I hope there isn't a weight limit on that beam.
10 years ago
Not enough lasers
10 years ago
40 years ago this month I seen one of these. For fear of ridicule , I have never told this to anyone. It was late in July of 1968 this occured. Just before sunset that day I was walking in a near-by field , as I often did. I looked across the field and saw it. It approached me rapidly , I froze. I could not run away, I was petrified. I stood for what seemed liked hours, though it was only seconds that transpired. Before it left it made a noise that I will remember the rest of my days on this earth.....Moooo
10 years ago
Fuck, you're old.
10 years ago
...You saw a lamp?
10 years ago
so... your petrified of cows, I take it...
10 years ago
yeah, 40 would seem quite old to a homo with no hair on his balls and a dripping ass from daddies last visit. Give us a call when your old enough to have a clue.
10 years ago
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