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Autumn Haze

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That is one creepy monster dildo.

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by yak

submitted July 20th 2008

710 comments
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Almost blurs the line between CGI and real life.
9 years ago
Crustin?
9 years ago
Autumn "three legs" Haze.
9 years ago
she's a fucking lightwieght
9 years ago
I want to be next!
9 years ago
Hold your horses. Just get in line. Everyone will get to ride the giant dildo eventually
9 years ago
He just walked into that one, didn't he?
9 years ago
don´t forget the camera and post it here, immortalize the experience
9 years ago
10 bucks says he scream
9 years ago
Old time classic video
3 years ago
Yeah, I have this kicking around somewhere..
3 years ago
The elasticity of the vagina continues to impress me.
3 years ago
I imagine sex with her is like fucking a glass of water.
3 years ago
*bowl of hot water
3 years ago
Know how to fix that? shove an 8 lb ham in her and pull out the bone..
3 years ago
Too much work, just fuck the ham
3 years ago
And you have a nice snack afterward.
3 years ago
glazed ham
3 years ago
If you say so LL, btw, still coming for dinner?..
3 years ago
Can't, I'm vegetarian
3 years ago
* Akameldon buys cucumbers and summer squash.. *
3 years ago
How do you like you salad tossed?
3 years ago
Too bad it isn't pumpkin season yet
3 years ago
You are a very daring woman LL..
3 years ago
I know. So let me return the favour - do you prefer sautéed or deep fried testicles?
3 years ago
What are your thoughts on gourds?
3 years ago
* Akameldon puts on codpiece and backs away.. *
3 years ago
Good boy
3 years ago
I gotta ask, are you vegetarian for health or moral reasons, or both?
3 years ago
Found a whole finger nail in some burger meat once. The end
3 years ago
From a fast food joint or the store?
3 years ago
And that is why I cook for myself.. I rarely eat out because I don't trust other peoples cooking.
3 years ago
MickeyDee's. Multinational cuisine in a nutshell
3 years ago
But, like you have shown us, not everything is safe.. http://muchosucko.com/121727/Pickle-Suprise
3 years ago
I do agree though, I will not eat in any fast food place that employs teenagers part time at minimum wage, the whole element of giving a shit about your job is pretty much nonexistent.
3 years ago
good thing that obamacare is getting rid of part time work, right?
3 years ago
Yes, the nation is aglow over that..
3 years ago
They'll be doing worse shit to food if they have to work full time at a fuckin burger stand.
3 years ago
he has a point
3 years ago
Don't like the job then get another one, besides these people are morons as they are willing to sign up for healthcare that will cost them at least 20 to 30% of their overall annual income (at minimum wage mind you) just to avoid a small penalty fee for refusing to get screwed over by the government. So, in my opinion, the deserve everything that is coming to them.
3 years ago
some people don't have the choice to forgo a small yet steady income, to start a new job with interview periods and training, transportation to and from, taking the time off their current job etc. Bills wont wait for you.
3 years ago
What's the story folks? Is Heather gone from emigration officer to careers adviser tonight?
3 years ago
I know that to be true Heather, I have a shit job but will not give it up until I find a better one, your right, bills don't wait, but my point is that if you enroll in obamacare instead of seeking another health insurance plan because you don't want to be fined you are making a grave mistake financially, BUT if you are already on the government rolls you get it for free so they are actually making the point (on purpose mind you) that it would just be easier not to work and let the government take care of you, and the more people that give into that will be more rights and freedoms lost by the population as a whole, and this is exactly what the obama administration wants.
3 years ago
Hey KURUPT..
3 years ago
Alright Aka
3 years ago
I dont understand how government assistance would pay your rent, food, health care, bills, transportation to the point where you dont need to work, nor how this is such a widespread problem that it concerns the average American.
3 years ago
It's easy Heather, you just get the check out of you mailbox once a month, that's been going on for many many years here Heather.
3 years ago
* jrob2020 yawns loudly *
3 years ago
We have families that have been milking the system like this for generations.
3 years ago
ok jrob, your turn
3 years ago
GOTDAMN OBAMA!
3 years ago
and yet only 11ish% of your fiscal budget is allocated to welfare
3 years ago
Whats the weekly dole in America, and do u get rent allowance, fuel allowance ect?
3 years ago
Ok Heather here is one example of what I am talking about, My mom lives in a rent regulated housing complex meaning the amount of your rent is based on your income or lack there of, because she is living off social security, now The housing authority is run by the state but is overseen by federal mandates meaning any federal regulation for housing supersedes state regulation, and the feds decided that no one can smoke in or on the property anymore, the residents actually have to walk off the property to smoke, and you are subjected to a home inspection every 3 months in which they basicly search your apartment for any wrongdoing, contraband ect ect. The more you give up, the more you will be controlled.
3 years ago
I met the most crazy republican person today. She asked if we had a specific kind of bread, i told her no but what stores here sold it. Before she walked away she told me shed like to slit hillary clintons throat and that obama was killing all of us. Didnt know what to say to that
3 years ago
You should have thanked her for her opinion Toaster for seeing the truth..
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster does not agree and also has useable health-care for the first time thanks to Obama *
3 years ago
So Aka you are against the government setting certain standards in order to receive government assistance, but not against government welfare specifically?
3 years ago
I think people need to stop relying on government assistance or better yet stop using it as a career financial choice, quit being so lazy, take some pride in yourself, be a productive member of society and stop allowing our government to push around.. = Stop being sheep..
3 years ago
I hope you have deep pockets Toaster..
3 years ago
On an unrelated note, iI had a nice piece of luck today. I went into a bookies to do a bet on the football, and there was a greyhound race just about to start. So i did a tricast, which means picking the first three dogs past the line in order. I picked traps 4,1,2 and wouldn't you know that's how they finished. €10 paid €521,00. Happy as a pig in shit.
3 years ago
she'd need even deeper pockets if she had no health care.
3 years ago
* tinski comes home to job number #2 and still struggles to live *
3 years ago
Very Nice KURUPT..
3 years ago
* Akameldon throws tinski a beer, because he deserves one.. *
3 years ago
Ive always had healthcare paying between one and two hundred a month for it, but the deductibles were set too high to never beable.to actually use it.
3 years ago
I would gladly pass you both a bottle of the good whiskey, and it tastes even better, when bought with bookies money. Cheers.
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster looks forward to a long over due physical *
3 years ago
* Akameldon watches Toaster get a physical from the Wal-Mart pharmacist.. *
3 years ago
...why would i be at Wal-Mart
3 years ago
So you are the mysterious wal mart toe sucker Aka. It even made the news over here, sick cunt.
3 years ago
I thought walmart only had the blood pressure tester
3 years ago
Shit will trickle down soon my friends.. and fuck you KURUPT I hate feet, I don't give a shit if you soaked them in bleach first, toesucking is gross..
3 years ago
I did it once, thought I was gonna barf..
3 years ago
And, I hate to say I can prove it.
3 years ago
But I don't really want to..
3 years ago
O.l i believe you, thousands wouldn't, maybe it was tinski? So what happened, you got a bird home and she mouth raped you with her toes?
3 years ago
No, my ex snapped a pic of me the one time I actually did it..
3 years ago
Go way out of that ya liar, i bet you love sucking toes. Your trying too hard to deny it. Nothing gets you off better than a cheesy big toe.
3 years ago
Ugh, had to mention cheese in the same sentence..
3 years ago
Haha, if i mentioned a fungal nail infection, you would cream your pants.
3 years ago
There is no fucking way I would kiss a woman after she had my feet in her mouth, I would rather lick her armpits on a hot August day.
3 years ago
aka & kurupt, the new mucho bromance.
3 years ago
boremance*
3 years ago
Haha, you picky cunt, i'm sure the woman are queuing up outside your gaff, for you to dunk your feet in there mouth and then kiss them. The ramblings of a mad man.
3 years ago
^Wtf are you on about?
3 years ago
A guy tried to suck my toes once, i kicked him in the face
3 years ago
Shut up and drink your whiskey KURUPT..
3 years ago
What the fuck are you trying to start brownwings, you are the most boring cunt on this site. You just jump on the bandwagon, cause you have no fucking brain. Typical English dumb fuck.
3 years ago
He's a fucking cum-stain. Period.
3 years ago
Nice Karl Pilkington avy, any yes he is a fucking wank stain.
3 years ago
Hey jrob, suck my toes..
3 years ago
I am not trying to start anything, kurupt. I was just asking what you were making no sense about. If you want to play the plastic Irish paddy gangster on here, go ahead.
3 years ago
Period cum stains are the worst
3 years ago
Fuck off
3 years ago
That was for borings, Toasty...
3 years ago
nobody talking to you sprinks, fuck off
3 years ago
I know but i had to take advantage
3 years ago
It had nothing got to do with you in the first place, until you went fucking butting in, and asking what the fuck we were talking about.
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster was talking to sprinkles *
3 years ago
He keeps his mouth open at all times in the hopes that a cock, any cock, will find its way there.
3 years ago
Well, who doesnt
3 years ago
T: that's why I always make sure to fuck on her side of the bed when it's that time of the month...
3 years ago
That rant wasn't at you toaster, it was at the fucking boring cunt wings.
3 years ago
I'm all for period fucking, kinda like that irony blood smell in the air..
3 years ago
that was a rant? Fuck off paddy
3 years ago
Sprinkles thats why god made towels and showers, im 100% stain free. Also good for you for having sex when she'son the rag
3 years ago
Another gem from borings
3 years ago
I'm very considerate that way...
3 years ago
Nice cheap shot, just showing the range of your intellect, you dumb pork pie eating, brit fool.
3 years ago
and that nice buildup stain at the base of your cock..
3 years ago
got any potatoes?
3 years ago
The current bf REFUSED to have sex at that special time, only took a month for me to wear him down. Still dont get it daily but i take what i can get
3 years ago
You should check out boring's web show kurupt, it's fucking fantas.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
3 years ago
Loads of them, i'm inserting them into your mother's anal cavity as we speak.
3 years ago
I never turn down pussy - never. You just never know when you'll get some again... :/
3 years ago
You'll need something bigger to fit that gaping maw of a cunt, kurrupt... I'd suggest a railroad tie or a section of telephone pole...
3 years ago
When he isnt off playing army i knows i get it everyday, twice on the weekends <3
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster is having a potato with dinner *
3 years ago
* Sprinkles gives toasty the wink and the gun *
3 years ago
Be sure to wipe borings mother ass juice off that spud toaster
3 years ago
Ill probably pass on that
3 years ago
borings is becoming mucho's newest stfu queen - atta girl, borings
3 years ago
I figured it was jrob butt hurt that he doesnt get sexytime
3 years ago
He is without a doubt the dumbest cunt.
3 years ago
^ this makes sense.
3 years ago
It makes sense to every one else, give it some time to seep into that dense skull of yours.
3 years ago
you are the guy who cannot get work & has to think hard about moving country to get a job. fuck off you dumb cunt.
3 years ago
get a job in your own country
3 years ago
Well, wow.
3 years ago
The jobs that are available would be beneath me, like rubbish man or dj. So that's why i'm looking for a more fulfilling job. Idiot.
3 years ago
We really need an unstfu button
3 years ago
why the fuck would you need to leave your own country to get a job? You are full of shit.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles pulls out his offical shit-list and starts writing.... *


T, h, e, A, l, l, ....
3 years ago
Im fine with that. I dropped my phone and my nipple stfu'd you
3 years ago
* Sprinkles giggles *


Well, ok then...
3 years ago
Like i said to travel and see the world and make money doing it. This is a common thing to do for people with a brain.
3 years ago
Kudos to you toaster, at least you have a sex life.. A member of the 3% of mucho actually getting laid and not lying about it..
3 years ago
It isnt hard to have a sex life :(
3 years ago
Send Aka a pic of your toes, and he's sorted for the year.
3 years ago
Divorce actually put a crease in that for me..
3 years ago
kurupt,nothing wrong with travel & seeing the world.
3 years ago
Aka could just stalk my feet on Facebook if he wanted
3 years ago
I cant wait to be a house wife. I plan to greet him vagina first with a cold beer
3 years ago
Ugh.. Toaster, anything but the feet.. please..
3 years ago
He can drink from the furry cup.
3 years ago
Furry Cup.. Haha, thanks for reminding me..
3 years ago
"I cant wait to be a house wife. I plan to greet him vagina first with a cold beer"

* Sprinkles nods approvingly *


This should be a bumper sticker
3 years ago
Well he sure does like having his face in it
3 years ago
Good boy..
3 years ago
Smart boy..
3 years ago
It isnt like i dont greet him like that now, who could resist
3 years ago
Is it more like a deep furry cereal bowl, than a furry cup toaster?
3 years ago
Im not at liberty to talk about any of my parts any more
3 years ago
Don't worry i haven't got my flute in my hand thinking about it, it's more for comedy purposes.
3 years ago
Did we lose brownwings
3 years ago
Hopefully to suicide.
3 years ago
Who knows man, aka also stopped ranting
3 years ago
DONT RUIN MY FUN
3 years ago
I'm still here Toaster, just calmed down a bit, but a little excited by your talk of beer and oral gratification..
3 years ago
you can all fuck off
3 years ago
^^^ little bitch talk^^^
3 years ago
Everytime i move i get a cramp in my leg and i really need to pee :-(
3 years ago
Go piss then.
3 years ago
aka dude, what the fuck man?
3 years ago
I almost peed the bed trying to get up
3 years ago
Fuck that, you can do it.
3 years ago
Dunno brownwings.. just feel like lashing out.. Bitch.
3 years ago
sprinkles, the new queen.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XFkiOag.gif
3 years ago
Your the one and only dumb, moany queen, and boring into the mix.
3 years ago
"trying to get up"

lol fat people
3 years ago
aka, dude, you are on the wrong track mate, all these other pretenders squeak & peep & make noise, but I thought you had some substance.
3 years ago
Quit sucking his dick
3 years ago
Your a one trick pony brownwings, you try insult people when someone has your back, but when it comes to 1 on 1 your a braindead pussy. I have always beaten you in a slagging match, so i'm not a pretender, i'm just better than you.
3 years ago
he stole that one trick from someone else...
3 years ago
ok, nobody here has my back. never has never will. so make of that what you will, also fuck off.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5UMW04K.png
3 years ago
I totally made it, took a poo and now get to enjoy a potato
3 years ago
Always the lady, drink from her furry cup or bite her shitty arse.
3 years ago
I'm proud for you toaster, brownwings, I don't lack substance, just above board morality and ethics..
3 years ago
sprinkles, the new stfu guy
3 years ago
just above board morality & ethics, ok aka. that's cool mate.
3 years ago
Get off his dick, faggot
3 years ago
Whoops, sorry, I meant below..
3 years ago
I thought you took the hint and fucked off. Grasping at straws now, pathetic.
3 years ago
No, wait,.. oh fuck it, I have no morality or ethics..
3 years ago
Then shoot the cunt.
3 years ago
what with your air rifle?
3 years ago
Im coughing up phlegm incase anyone was wondering
3 years ago
no, nobody was
3 years ago
Hock a good loogie Toaster..
3 years ago
Trying
3 years ago
Sammich time..
3 years ago
Good thing you got Obamacare Toaster.... Now you can go sit in the emergency room for several hours waiting on a doctor
3 years ago
You should have had a baked potato
3 years ago
I'm off, seeing quadruple.
3 years ago
I have a doctor, but i only have a cold. I still have United Healthcare, i have a choice of 50,000 doctors
3 years ago
Night KURUPT..
3 years ago
that 50,000 will be down to about 4 in a couple of years
3 years ago
Thats fine ill be on tricare before that
3 years ago
Ever notice how the doomsayers of each generation are laughed at by the following generations?

Food for thought.
3 years ago
I dont see anyone laughing
3 years ago
It is not doom.... it is just government fucking everyone.... I am sure your bf/future hubbies tricare will be much better than Obamacare at least for awhile until Obamacare is the only thing there is
3 years ago
The military will always have their own separate everything dug, they wont ever be the same
3 years ago
And my states version of "obamacare" has already been here and working for about 10years
3 years ago
Gottlos you mean like when in the 80's there was an ice age coming, or when the hole in the ozone was gonna kill up all, or when global warming was making the oceans rise or what about that new one climate change.... it is global warming with a twist even if it seem colder it is still climate change you can miss.
3 years ago
Glad you're happy with it Toaster.
3 years ago
*can't *us all
3 years ago
Sure, kinda like those. But more specifically bitter old traditionalists bitching about how shitty everything's getting. They've been at it since the dawn of man, and yet somehow the species continues to thrive. Whodathunkit?
3 years ago
Defend it all you like but it is just a power grab from the government. The quality of healthcare shall suffer. The end.
3 years ago
In some aspects it will suffer, in others it will improve. Just like everything else. Since forever. The real end.
3 years ago
Like therehas ever been quality of healthcare in this country. Until it is a not for profit industry and people are able to make frivolous lawsuits there wont be
3 years ago
Are able to not make*
3 years ago
That would have been easy to fix, but the government wanted the power of taking over all of healthcare.
3 years ago
Except they didnt. Healthcare is still a private for profit industry
3 years ago
It is gonna cost way more than expected and taxes for it will raise.... then people will be pissed about the high taxes and then taxes will lower and care will drop off. Oh you have cancer ... here is your pain pill..... Next
3 years ago
Well either way my dog is annoying the shit out of me
3 years ago
Not for long toaster, once the insurance companies fall, which they will then the government can control reimbursement rates for hospitals.... which will slowly bankrupt them. Then full gov. healthcare will be upon us.
3 years ago
Not gonna argue about it.... it is what it is. I think it sucks but nothing I can do about it and nothing anyone else can right now either. Elections have consequences unfortunately this one is gonna stick.
3 years ago
If you think so dug
3 years ago
And behold the fruits of thine labor, for sulphur shall rain down upon thee, and the rivers shall run with blood, and dark men shall roam the streets! Behold! All is lost! All is lost!
3 years ago
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
3 years ago
All is not lost, but another piece of freedom down the shit hole.
3 years ago
how's that blood pressure, patriot?
3 years ago
Never better
3 years ago
does it bother you that everyone's gonna make so much fun of you in forty years?
3 years ago
Mine could be better
3 years ago
i mean even more than they do now
3 years ago
None what so ever.... you said we make fun of the doom and gloom people from the past.... could you enlighten me with some examples of how we are making fun of people today from 40 years back.... so 1970's.... fill me in Gottlos
3 years ago
Like he'll be alive in 40years
3 years ago
oh I dunno… those guys who thought desegregation was gonna be the downfall of american society… they're not thought of too highly these days
3 years ago
or maybe they're your heroes?
3 years ago
Yeah... that was the big laugh around the water cooler for weeks... I thought this shit was gonna be funny ?
3 years ago
disco
3 years ago
nixon, ford, and carter
3 years ago
those 3 are kinda funny I suppose
3 years ago
if you don't find the stupidity of past traditionalists funny that's your problem
3 years ago
but by "make fun of" i guess i meant "consider them fucking retards"
3 years ago
the kentucky fried movie
3 years ago
monty python
3 years ago
Plenty of retards right now... don't need to dredge up the past.
3 years ago
At least you understand Dug, like I said, the rest of them are going to get just what they deserve, the problem is the rest of us are going to get fucked along with them..
3 years ago
why don't you fuckers just die already and leave us in peace?
3 years ago
you really want an answer to that?
3 years ago
Why,... Hello Zeke..
3 years ago
^^who's this noob?
3 years ago
exactly
3 years ago
I think he meant you..
3 years ago
oh...
3 years ago
hi aka......
3 years ago
sure - show up when i'm running a 2003 Dell loaded with XP
3 years ago
I figured not a word would be said
3 years ago
Sup zekeypoop
3 years ago
hi toaster.....
3 years ago
How ya been buddy
3 years ago
i figure it's only a matter of time before the shit hits the fan.....
let me say this......i'm an asshole.

I act like a complete faggot to people and expect them to respect me
3 years ago
i'm gettin drunk toaster, how's you?
3 years ago
i don't care much anymore....
3 years ago
why am i even here?
3 years ago
True to form Zeke, nice to have you back..
3 years ago
because it isn't the chive
3 years ago
Im sick and not getting drunk
3 years ago
I'll go soon.
3 years ago
You got that stomach thing Toaster?
3 years ago
I think it might actually.be pollen raping my sinuses
3 years ago
* smerf flamencos into the thread. *


Fuckin' FRIIIIDAAAAY
3 years ago
Really? wow, this time of year, pine pollen kills me in the spring, never bothered me until about 10 years ago.
3 years ago
Shut up non weekend worker..
3 years ago
* smerf shakes his ass in Akameldon's direction. *
3 years ago
Scotchbroom is like the death of me
3 years ago
greetings from 2009...long story short my computer died today,,,i plugged in an old old laptop that i last used in 2009...amazingly it powered up - also amazingly i was able to log into MS w/o getting a big bad virus (the laptop is equiouipped with nothing but an old version of AVG


i will be going computer shopping tomorrow i guess

if i never get back to yall, or am gone for a bitsy - at least you know why

(still fucking amaxed that this 2003- era Dell laptop eveen got me connected to thea interwebs let alone MS)

....owh the lag-time
3 years ago
Later Poss, and I hope to see you again..
* Akameldon kicks the garbage can over on the porch for Poss.. *
3 years ago
bonus - i found a bunch of stuff in my "MS Possibles" folder on this computer that i never subbed...wow, great stuff
3 years ago
fuck off aka
3 years ago
I got an Asus all-in-one computer a couple of months ago, poss. I would recommend it.
3 years ago
I would not recommend subbing that '09 stuff. =(
3 years ago
get some new life in that old laptop with ubuntu, possbro
3 years ago
That was just mean Poss..
3 years ago
* possum fucks off so he can get up early to qua-potentially buy a newcomputer tomorrow ,,, *
3 years ago
Better hurry...they'll probably sell the last one ever around 9am
3 years ago
@Tr - i like ubuntu - we use it on all of our servers at work - but this laptop is beyond hope
3 years ago
p.s. had manhattans
3 years ago
what could it hurt to try?
3 years ago
down to about 2 Roses. 0_x
3 years ago
i had makers
3 years ago
I had ice cubes
3 years ago
well... take it easy on those ice cubes, crazy
3 years ago
Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't ever leave me again!!!!
3 years ago
well wow
3 years ago
uh…..

no

zeke's tits are nicer
3 years ago
hey severum......idk what to say
3 years ago
Don't speak...I know just what you're saying....
3 years ago
i'm getting tossed and i can't be around here
it's not the people that try to fuck with me but

i gotta go
3 years ago
You two need a moment? or a room?..
3 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
3 years ago
I think I'm gonna drink and mucho tonight.
3 years ago
i think i need to drink and bash my head against a wall.
3 years ago
* possum goes to smerf's gym and spreads rumours *
3 years ago
don't forget to film it zeke
3 years ago
* Akameldon directs Zeke towards a brick wall.. *
3 years ago
What rumors would those be?

Also... "rumours"? Did you turn British? ARE YOU SECRETLY FRIES_PLEASE?
3 years ago
I mean xzekiel The Titanium Skull
3 years ago
the reality of it is i've been to the far corners of the internet.....and it sucked. I left here to leave someone be and i ran into a wall.
3 years ago
don't worry ll's a big softy she'll forgive you
3 years ago
so......perhaps i deserve to be banned

perhaps i should be silenced

buy everything i say is truth.....
3 years ago
MS IS RUBBER AND YOU ARE GLUE
3 years ago
no poss, I put too much stalk into it
3 years ago
* possum truly fucks off and dreams of new hard drives now *
3 years ago
^^twss
3 years ago
anyway, i got a fifth of vodke and some sprite and i was arguing with this dude on reddit about scientific theory.....
3 years ago
hi zeke
3 years ago
hi heather
3 years ago
i feel like i owe a lot
3 years ago
how are you?
3 years ago
derp
3 years ago
heather.....i feel like i owe people a lot
3 years ago
i'm still right about the cilantro though
3 years ago
well, you're not, but thats ok.
3 years ago
we can agree to disagree?
3 years ago
sure
3 years ago
I don't really care
3 years ago
ok
3 years ago
kk......heather.....do you enjoy gardening?

like,where do i go from here?
3 years ago
don't try to talk to me if you're just not into me
3 years ago
ummm 'into you'? I guess you dont enjoy conversing, I'm ok with that, carry on.
3 years ago
i'm gonna skip off to pee
3 years ago
i think heather understands me
3 years ago
and that is that
3 years ago
and heather is like omfg......calm down
3 years ago
no one likes me.
no one wants to wrangle me
chill out, we'll work through this
3 years ago
am i banned again?
3 years ago
nope
3 years ago
heather i'd help you through the hoop

but i don't want to be a part of this
3 years ago
i dont know what that means
3 years ago
i think it means you're a basketball
3 years ago
Perhaps she's hoopy
3 years ago
by basketball, you must mean polandball
3 years ago
show dog maybe?
3 years ago
everything snap has said is true.
everything heather has said is true.
everything........
* xzekiel vomits......i don't even remember her name *

but she's true.
3 years ago
id rather be a showdog than a basketball i think
3 years ago
Heather I know I've been a dickhead to you.....i'm not sorry cuz i still think it's funny.....but
3 years ago
i'm an asshole.....deal with it.......
3 years ago
either way it involves strange men putting their hands all over you
3 years ago
* xzekiel bounces out *
3 years ago
at least I wouldn't be bounced off the ground... they'd grab my tail and make me stand up straight though... this is a lose lose.
3 years ago
wut?
3 years ago
i feel bad.....
3 years ago
I MISS MY CAT
3 years ago
i have nothing to say to that
3 years ago
I'd grab heather's tail right now, and make her stand up straight
3 years ago
i feel like a complete asshole to a certain someone here.
3 years ago
Zeke... It's me, isn't it?
3 years ago
shut up smerf you faggot
3 years ago
It's. Probably me, he's pretty mean
3 years ago
Such anger, young zekeling.
3 years ago
I've been wandering around wondering where to be
I've told people they're ridiculous
and said "hey look at this"
i think i belong here
3 years ago
You do
3 years ago
as much as i call you a vapid whore......heather.....
3 years ago
be my vapid whore
i need to find the heart shape
3 years ago
toasty i love you
3 years ago
i'm beginning to get disturbed from the lack of song and dance
3 years ago
shit i forgot her name
3 years ago
dude i can't remember this bitch's name
3 years ago
jenbirdy?
3 years ago
Deja?
3 years ago
loslobos?
3 years ago
Fuck you?
3 years ago
Probably fuck you
3 years ago
i meant the name from the song.....
3 years ago
i can't remember her name
3 years ago
prudence?
3 years ago
no the girl that is all like good song
3 years ago
nvm, i remembered the lyrics
3 years ago
So who was it?
3 years ago
Heather I've been an asshole to you.
3 years ago
I know you won't forgive me.....
3 years ago
this is not new news.
3 years ago
shrug it off
3 years ago
i really am sorry.....but i don't expect anyone to get it
3 years ago
I'm mostly sorry to whatshername
3 years ago
i honestly don't remember her name.....but i'm in the pits
3 years ago
i can't remember it
i blocked her name succefully
3 years ago
i honestly can't remember it
and the name was kinda important to me
3 years ago
Heather.....
3 years ago
I remember her name now...
3 years ago
what's her screenname?
3 years ago
heather help me
3 years ago
wtf are you talking about
3 years ago
snap?!
3 years ago
nothing
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=G-6TGjIZxek
3 years ago
I've never seen a diamond in the flesh
3 years ago
i cut my teeth on wedding rings.....in the movies
3 years ago
and i'm not proud of my address
3 years ago
* smerf facepalms *


That song is already on mucho.
3 years ago
but everyone who knows us knows
3 years ago
* tinski tinski calls smerf queen b *
3 years ago
we didn't come from money
3 years ago
two tinski's even
3 years ago
Man, the fuck did I do to my shoulder?
3 years ago
man up
3 years ago
Sober up.
3 years ago
I wish mucho would be kind and man up and give
like reddit....
3 years ago
but yeah.........
3 years ago
yeah...
3 years ago
What? We've already adopted a Canadian couple.
3 years ago
i've been distracted by reddit .....they're kinda juvenile
3 years ago
i love you heather...............
3 years ago
let me put on manhattan...
3 years ago
dude i'm back
3 years ago
all these shitheads may leave, but god dammiti'm back at least
3 years ago
ZEKE'S BACK! AND BABBLING LIKE USUAL!
3 years ago
du de shut the fuck up
3 years ago
i'm here aren't i?
3 years ago
i AM not the father
3 years ago
I'm gonna listen to some songs
3 years ago
Nope, not gonna shut the fuck up.

You. You shut the fuck up.
3 years ago
smerf.......dude.........no........shut the fuck up
3 years ago
I'll be nice once again....dude......it's not your qualms
3 years ago
i question what you want from me...
3 years ago
Nope, not gonna stfu. Besides, you're the one that started being an asshole first, plus now you are babbling nonstop.
3 years ago
I want you to stop babbling, go drink some water and go to sleep.
3 years ago
fair enough

but still......
3 years ago
looking at this long ass thread.....
3 years ago
you gotta be kidding me if you think i'm gonna leave. Hey man, i like you, but.....
3 years ago
Go to sleep, zeke.
3 years ago
fuck off hobbit
3 years ago
sober off, drunkie
3 years ago
I know no one likes me.....and I know I'm just flailing
I know i'm just flailing...no one likes me
3 years ago
i cap my bottle and take a piss
i'm not delusional
3 years ago
Meh, I don't dislike you.
3 years ago
i'm not delusional
i know people don't like me
3 years ago
fuck it
3 years ago
i missed this SOOO MUCH
3 years ago
meeee tooooo!

ps - off to buy a computer now - is windows 8 much like Vista?
3 years ago
No. Much better.
3 years ago
Stay away from stores like Best Buy and shit... unless you want to get raped on the price...
3 years ago
* possum shrugs and goes to BestBuy *
3 years ago
Bah - when you're loaded like possum is, money is no object...
3 years ago
And don't go to fucking Staples, I got fucked hard from them..
3 years ago
Walmart FTW!
3 years ago
^^^^^ People greeter ^^^^
3 years ago
ummm...herro?
3 years ago
fuck off
3 years ago
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
3 years ago
Sup guise?
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/fn5LlyE.png
3 years ago
me? i just bought a new computer and jrob pissed on my maiden voyage back into mucho...

ps - so far Windows8 sucks big donkey dicks and so does jorb
3 years ago
Barret: next time you see possum, tell him he can install "Classic Shell" to get his windows start button back
3 years ago
okey doke
3 years ago
Tell Barrel I said hai. Also new job and Titanfall have consumed my life.
3 years ago
fuckin noobs
3 years ago
ive been playing alot of stick of truth and dayz
3 years ago
Stick of Truth has been good, I want day z, but I'm tight on money
3 years ago
when you get it add a nigga...same name as here
3 years ago
Sure man.
I was watching my friend play it and the first time he died he went back to pick up his shit and they left everything except his pants and his guns.
3 years ago
its pretty fun still pretty buggy though
3 years ago
zombies running through walls and shit
3 years ago
I heard they want to add vehicles which is insane.
3 years ago
yeah they reaally really need them.....so.........much........running
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/2W307yp.png
3 years ago
Game looks dumb
3 years ago
Your face looks dumb. :(
3 years ago
Great comeback, musta been hard to piece together!
3 years ago
I just watched Anacondas so yeah...I lost a few brain cells along the way.
3 years ago
your mom looks dumb you inbred hillbilly cousin fucker
3 years ago
That's even better, you backwoods toothless slackjawed creole rat.
3 years ago
Next time you open your mouth, try to say something interesting.
3 years ago
You're so stupid, it takes you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
3 years ago
He typed it, he didn't say it.
3 years ago
Guzzle a glass of diarrhea, you fuckass.
3 years ago
Next time you open your mouth try not to let the last few remaining teeth you got fall out.
3 years ago
is that all you guys can think up?
get some new material you fucking one trick pony's
3 years ago
Nah i'll pass Cletus.
3 years ago
I am going to ride you so vengefully it will make your whole house stink for hours.
3 years ago
Don't get all agro bro, you might stress so hard your hairline will recede farther down your neck.
3 years ago
Speaking of new material, i see you reused my one trick pony comment from last night, you fucking spastic.
3 years ago
my hairline is perfect you stupid nigger
3 years ago
like i read any of your comments
3 years ago
Well obviously you do, because you stfu'd one a few mins ago, you brain dead hick
3 years ago
* Sinaitis goes back to drawing and stuffs *

Fuckin mucho...
3 years ago
bye you hot little twink
* jrob2020 hates to see sinaitis go but loves to watch him leave *
3 years ago
Nobody outgays jorb
3 years ago
kurupt outgays jrob.
3 years ago
brownwings you bore everyone into a coma and then fuck them, you fucking queer
3 years ago
^see, fucking noobs, gaying up the place
3 years ago
brownwing is indeed boring, but kurupt, you're just stupid.

argument over.

* xzekiel wipes hands *
3 years ago
Fuck you fatso
3 years ago
fuck you zeke, I liked the banned zeke better than you.
3 years ago
* xzekiel giggles *
3 years ago
So your back, are you going to do your usual thing, and go on about being drunk and how no one likes you
3 years ago
you talking to me or zeke? paddy.
3 years ago
He's talking to me. I was blacked out. I don't much care what I say here.
3 years ago
Zeke, but i suppose the no one likes you part applies to you to.
3 years ago
It's true that no one here likes me, but I get over it and keep typing.
3 years ago
You should get over it too kurupt. You seem awfully butthurt.
3 years ago
hate to agree with zeke, but, yeah kurupt, get over it man.
3 years ago
And tbh....I'm a rambling douche......and brownwings is a boring motherfucker, but no one compares to your stupidity kurupt.

that's been this days edition of zekethoughts

I'm making it a series.
3 years ago
Yeah i'm devastated zeke, i might take a page from your book and disapear from mucho for a while, and come back a bigger cunt than ever
3 years ago
That's a splendid idea, we could use a vacation.
3 years ago
hi zeker
3 years ago
hey there gaythrob
3 years ago
glad to see you finally came back...its been pretty fucking boring around here lately
3 years ago
think ill get drunk and spam mucho to celebrate
3 years ago
i wasn't planning to....then i got drunk
3 years ago
*me mumbles aboot zeek & his fancy hat & sunclasses.
3 years ago
be honest.....how stupid was i when i was blacked out?
3 years ago
you could always go back and read the comments zekebro
3 years ago
i wish those vids would disappear.

and brownwings, you are indeed boring but not a thorn in the side
3 years ago
I should up my mucho game
3 years ago
i started to read my comments and it was painful

let the mucho flow and don't look back
3 years ago
yeah i try not to read my blackout drunk comments
3 years ago
Oh boy a night full of drunken shenanigans with jorbison and zekey.

* DushanMandik pulls up a chair *
3 years ago
* jrob2020 punches dush in his fat little face *
3 years ago
oh boy dushanmandik acts like he's better than others
3 years ago
Jrob and zeke on the piss together, get the vomit buckets ready.
3 years ago
Hey jrob, wanna be stream bros?
3 years ago
your mom vomits on my balls when i fuck her s gutterslut face
3 years ago
sure...
3 years ago
you have to play killing floor with me though...thats a deal breaker
3 years ago
i said stream not steam
i meant lets pee together
not any of your gay video games
3 years ago
Yeah, another well constructed insult. i
3 years ago
So now being essited is acting like I'm 'better than others'

* DushanMandik scoots chair closer and uses it to smash jrob in the dick *
3 years ago
dushanmandik, why all the violence?
3 years ago
,,,,I,,
3 years ago
I'm sorry. Your video games aren't gay.
Love you bro.
3 years ago
i really want to link that lupe fiasco song now

but i'll spare you


i am a generous god
3 years ago
<3
3 years ago
/hitler
3 years ago
so anyway.....what's new around here?
3 years ago
anybody else notice yak and deja havent been online all day?
they're always in users online

i think yak hath foresaken us
3 years ago
nvm, i don't want to meet noobs
3 years ago
well its been kurupt and akameldon boring everybody off the last couple days
3 years ago
theres a promising noob named woof but i suspect alt shenanigans
3 years ago
Hiya Zeke
3 years ago
yak and deja are automatic. whether they'r around or not they try to act like they're always lording over us.
3 years ago
hi Ddug, how's you and more importantly, how's your wife?
3 years ago
Welcome back zeke.
3 years ago
shut up td
3 years ago
I thought that zeke was leaving again
3 years ago
I am fine and so is the wife.
3 years ago
i am
3 years ago
i'm just drinking first
3 years ago
that's a big drink, since you were here when I went to bed last night. What cha drinkin?
3 years ago
honestly......honestly...........honestly........
i love you all
i just need to get out more
3 years ago
last night it was vodka and sprite. today it's vodka and diet coke......it's what my mother drinks......i'd tell you how my brother and i joke about what she drinks.....but tr
3 years ago
tr's gone i ran him off
3 years ago
Go with the flow zeke, don't ruin it...
3 years ago
Going out is over rated, if I never had to leave my house again I wouldn't
3 years ago
would you two please stop cock blocking me?
3 years ago
oh and btw.....the bathmate does indeed widen your dick
but it's painful
3 years ago
Simple Steps to Toaster's Hermit Status:

1. Cut a hole in your wall
2. Perform glory hole fellatio on all passersby for spare change
3. Buy everything online
4. Profit?
3 years ago
* xzekiel leans up against counter *


hi toaster
3 years ago
you should all just shut the fuck up
3 years ago
dont ruin the thread with your negativity!
3 years ago
You be quiet Hipler
3 years ago
HI SEAGULL!
3 years ago
I'll be a house wife soon enough, I'll only have to leave for short grocery shopping trips
3 years ago
all you weakasspunkbitches can suck my taint..
3 years ago
and tbh......dush.......
it's funny to watch you flail
no one takes what you say seriously
probably no one takes what i say seriously either

but know that.
3 years ago
I'LL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
3 years ago
ILL KNOCK ALL YOU FAKE ASS BITCHES THE FUCK OUT
3 years ago
Good. You think I come here to be serious!? That's what boring real life is for! :/
3 years ago
seagull stop trying to act all hard and shit
just be you.
cuz we don't much care anyway
3 years ago
seagulls here, I'm out
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull knocks all of you the fuck out *



/thread
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster always takes zeke serious *
3 years ago
hi toaster
3 years ago
i'm still waiting around for blowies
3 years ago
why wont you love me brownie?
3 years ago
but more importantly i want some dogs and chickens
3 years ago
brownwings is very hard to please
3 years ago
unlike his mum
3 years ago
BOOYAH!!!
3 years ago
* jrob2020 struts *
3 years ago
he is, and brownwings pleases no one.
3 years ago
Want my dog? She's a pain in the ass
3 years ago
SNAPPLES!
3 years ago
whacky slagathor!
3 years ago
zeke, unlike you I am not here to please anyone.
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull is pleased by all of you *
3 years ago
hot
3 years ago
I completely understand that brownwings. You're NOT here to please anyone, thus, you're boring as hell. I separate you from kurupt who's just stupid. I get it. I'm here to have fun. I want people to like me......cuz, who does'nt, right? I wish that people will like me but I'm not going to change myself because of it. No one likes me.......so fucking what.
3 years ago
they're all whores
3 years ago
zeke is a whore
3 years ago
Just fuck me steven
3 years ago
oh boy
3 years ago
i already am
3 years ago
i'm drunk.....as usual...
just let the mucho flow
3 years ago
Same old zeke, your like a broken record. Now go on about how no one likes you.
3 years ago
brownwings......this is a fucking playground.

you need to learn to deal with people and accept the fact.
3 years ago
the one thing i hate about mucho is that no one ever wins
3 years ago
hey kurupt









fuck off you stupid potato nigger
3 years ago
zeke, your here to have fun? And you want people to like you? Fuck off.
3 years ago
People here don't like me kurupt......and I deal with it. Only when I'm blacked out do I bring it up. So I enjoy this place.....am i going to let the fact that people don't like me bully me out? Fuck no. I won't even start on you.
3 years ago
Another fucking broken record, no wonder you get on so well together, you fucking trailer trash piece of shit.
3 years ago
you know noffin jon snew!
3 years ago
Meh, I enjoy it here. I'm gonna hang around.
3 years ago
i'll run you off zeke
3 years ago
zekes nrunoffable
3 years ago
unrunoffable?
3 years ago
It's so entirely laughable how people are just "run off"
3 years ago
you talking to me honky?
3 years ago
btw hi dug......go give her a good railing for me
3 years ago
WHO THE FUCK IS BUTTHURT???

calm the fuck down you asshats
3 years ago
Sounds like a good idea but gonna wait until tomorrow night.... going out to the bar with her tomorrow anyhow
3 years ago
tell your daughter jrob said hi too
3 years ago
jrob that's just rude
3 years ago
shes hot f u
3 years ago
Dug you can't have sex everyday? WTF is wrong with you
3 years ago
Jrobs has first dibs on my daughter if her and her bf don't work out
3 years ago
she's dug's seed jrob.....
3 years ago
She is just getting off the rag if you really need to know Toaster
3 years ago
I pretty much want to shoot myself right now
3 years ago
Fucking man up and fuck her
3 years ago
dug will you be on my survival team?
3 years ago
Seriously, lay a towel down if you're worried or fuck in the shower
3 years ago
sure Zeke
3 years ago
i want heather too
she will make babies
3 years ago
or stick it in her ass like a real man would
3 years ago
I like jrobs solution the best
3 years ago
Real men aren't scared of a little blood
3 years ago
i don't convolute with dogs
3 years ago
its fucking gross and smelly fuck off with your disgusting bloody vag....you can even feel the difference whewn youre fuckiing a girl on the rag the "lube" is thick and nasty.
3 years ago
Ain't scared of it Toaster ... been there done that....
3 years ago
to me its a good excuse to get a bj
3 years ago
I think there's something wrong with the women jrob has been fucking
3 years ago
* xzekiel wanders off to pee *
3 years ago
i just dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die
3 years ago
Why would you need an excuse to get a bj? All it takes in my world is asking. You people have serious sexual issues
3 years ago
most women are greedy with the blowjobs.
3 years ago
I don't bleed for a week :/ jrob get your bitches on Necon and you won't have these issues
3 years ago
That is bullshit too cause bjs are awesome
3 years ago
It's hard to find a whore like you toaster...

;)
3 years ago
so many people are just so invested in this
get the fuck over it
3 years ago
The chubby chick will do just about whatever, whenever, whereever
3 years ago
I don't think satisfying my bf when ever he wants being a whore. I'm pretty sure it's called being a woman
3 years ago
Pretty sure whether you're monogamous or not, you're still a whore.
3 years ago
I am really so sick of you people not understanding irony.

lobos.......i don't like you but you be you. end of story.
3 years ago
Dug I'm pretty sure most chubby chicks are bitches too, maybe you guys need to just stop being around bitch women. Maybe show them how they should behave
3 years ago
woman + wedding ring = bitch.... it is just simple math
3 years ago
toaster........listen to music
3 years ago
fuck it forget it
they're not important
3 years ago
Dug when I get my ring I'm positive I won't magically turn into a bitch
3 years ago
That is what they all say
3 years ago
toaster.......
3 years ago
zeke
3 years ago
Considering all I've ever wanted to be was a house wife and it makes me insanely happy to take care of him, positive I won't
3 years ago
put on some music
and don't forget that i love you
3 years ago
I'm watching a movie zeke, but maybe later
3 years ago
stop being such a stupid fucking cunt
3 years ago
i say that lovingly
3 years ago
My wife has been a house wife for the last 25 years Toaster. She should be ecstatic.
3 years ago
Maybe she's just a fucking cunt :( I can't help if you married a bad one
3 years ago
I can get it when I want it... but when you have had it 25 years you don't always want it.... if that makes sense
3 years ago
She isn't trying hard enough then
3 years ago
dug......stop
3 years ago
your wife is hot, no need to argue.......
3 years ago
sorry toast but you must be a really boring bitch if you need to compensate with so much man-serving
3 years ago
Who says I'm compensating for anything? Some people want to be doctors or firemen or ballerinas, I wanted to be a wife. All occupations.
3 years ago
to each they're own. I guess i'm just not into subservient women
3 years ago
Not for everyone. My last boyfriend had mixed emotions about it. He really enjoyed how clean the house was and my ready/willingness for sexy time but it disturbed him that I served him his plate of food. Can't win em all right?
3 years ago
my balls smell and my furnace is being a bitch
i miss heather
3 years ago
Best poem EVER!
3 years ago
thanks.
3 years ago
Am I the only one that thinks the Rosanne Barr selfie is fucking hot?
3 years ago
yes
3 years ago
didn't see it
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/mCQKa90.jpg

I'd fuck it.
3 years ago
didn't see this pic until now.... actually she looks way better than I expected
3 years ago
that is not you toaster
if it is congrats
but it's not.....
3 years ago
I would have had to age pretty darn fast :(
3 years ago
i'm drunk.....please excuse me
3 years ago
I don't know, aging a woman like that is pretty darn insulting
3 years ago
selfie, huh?

how exactly did she take that picture?
3 years ago
With the timer on her phone?
3 years ago
i'm so glad i don't own a gun right now.
so many things would be shot.
3 years ago
* possum yups, and gets out crowbar *
3 years ago
Nah she looks poor
3 years ago
i'm gonna watch some tv
3 years ago
i don't care much for people
3 years ago
You should watch 28 days, I'm starting it now
3 years ago
I'm watching American History X
3 years ago
mines better

Riding in Cars With Boys made me cry though :(
3 years ago
oh zekey zekey zeke zeke

oh

oh oh oh

oh zeke
3 years ago
That is a monster dildo
2 years ago
Looks to be modelled on my penis
2 years ago
Looks to be modelled on my penis
2 years ago
Even the scale is correct
2 years ago
Probably only in a couple of inches
2 years ago
like what your mom took
2 years ago
When ?
2 years ago
As it certainly wasnt from you
2 years ago
Last
2 years ago
Or just pathetic.
2 years ago
Your opinion doesnt count
2 years ago
Then why did you need to tell me that?
2 years ago
Just wanted you to know
2 years ago
I'll pass on sloppy seconds
2 years ago
You could store food in her ass, like a human lunchbox, couple of tuna sans and a thermos of coffee.
2 years ago
you could open a poncy coffee shop in there
2 years ago
btw, that dildo is in her gash
2 years ago
Naw, btw seen the full vid, that thing is downtown.
2 years ago
no fucking way man!
2 years ago
Yeah, you could ride a pack mule into that cavern she calls an asshole.
2 years ago
she must occassionally find stray tramps squatting in there
2 years ago
Or maybe the Canadian dwarfs that were underneath my shed.
2 years ago
Vlad would be impressed
2 years ago
hey yak how about posting the 'monster' dildo deja uses in substitute of the 'tiny;' penis you have ??
2 years ago
recover password
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