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Pirates of the Constitution

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by Jones

submitted July 20th 2008

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Pirates of the Constitution
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comments (99)
most tags ever?
9 years ago
She looks sexy anyway LOL
9 years ago
this is why mad should stick to literature and stay away from unfunny actors
9 years ago
Republicans FTL!
9 years ago
Democrats are better
9 years ago
both suck! i like nader... ugh! *vomit*
9 years ago
Pretty accurate, but they left out th e pirates of the Bill of Rights.
9 years ago
You think it's bad now? Wait till Barry gets in. Then it'll be a remake of "Red Dawn". Barry will be the invading socialist and he'll shit on the constitution. Kind of Ironic, don't ya think?
9 years ago
Hey, if you don't love my country, America, then get the hell out!

AMERICA! Love it or leave it!!!!

Goddamn whining hippie, commie, traitor scum.
9 years ago
Go back to wherever your ancestors came from a long time ago, you unpatriotic losers!
9 years ago
SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT!
SUPPORT THE TROOPS!

AMERICA NUMBER ONE!
AMERICA NUMBER ONE!

*Waves flag vigorously overhead!*
9 years ago
My irony sense is tingling...
9 years ago
I vote for Hank's fist up his own ass. The people have spoken...
9 years ago
America Fuck Yeah!!! Coming again to save the mother fuckin day
9 years ago
I fucking hate that pile of shit movie.
9 years ago
i dont live there yet i still say FUCK america.......

notice how i'm still not using a capital 'a' for the stinkhole
9 years ago
ENGLAND IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What time do the pubs close there again, 10? Hahahahahahaha
9 years ago
England and fries suck dick.
9 years ago
england is gay
9 years ago
Being gay is for pussies.
9 years ago
Being 1rish is for pussies.
9 years ago
I love my country, that's why I'm voting for change.
9 years ago
You goddamn dirty arab.
9 years ago
Nah, he's not arabic. He just likes fat women.
9 years ago
I don't know what pubs you're thinking of Hank, but if I go to the pub I'm rarely back home before 2 or 3 in the a.m.
9 years ago
I thought we had a 24hour licensing , so i dont know what that japwankski is going on about.
9 years ago
i think you should all just come over here to amsterdam.. except for the noobs.
9 years ago
Can I stay at your house?
9 years ago
All noobs should go to Amsterdam....then wander aimlessly around the red light district before getting mugged
9 years ago
i love how conservatives try to label people who don't see eye-to-eye with them as traitors...without people questioning government and wanting change the patriots would never have started the revolution against the british. it seems to me there's a clear disconnect between pragmatism and conservatism, and that goes for logical thinking too.
9 years ago
Yin, what the fuck does that have to do with this thread?
9 years ago
The English are notorious liars.
9 years ago
We never lie...
9 years ago
aint that the truth amen
9 years ago
Yes it is.....


Now, I'm just popping out to the casino in my Aston with my supermodel girlfriend.
9 years ago
smerf....read the original post then read mine, ya dumbfuck
9 years ago
This is topical. I wonder what it's like to be one of the most hated people in the world.
9 years ago
It's not as much fun as it would seem.
9 years ago
What the hell is "topical"
9 years ago
I am guessing a spelling error. It should look familiar to you.
9 years ago
top·i·cal –adjective
1. pertaining to or dealing with matters of current or local interest: a topical reference.
9 years ago
It really isn't fun PwnBot, trust me.
9 years ago
I've already answered his question. Your input isn't needed here.
9 years ago
He could have been speaking of an odd topical lotion.
9 years ago
i guess he tried to spell "tropical"
9 years ago
Why couldn't he have been trying to spell topical? It's applicable here.
9 years ago
Probably because VicSin is a fat fucking ugly whore.
9 years ago
Hey! Wanko is back!
9 years ago
I predict it won't be for long.
9 years ago
That nip yak or his jew bitch will ban me soon enough.
9 years ago
Yeah, I could see that happening.
9 years ago
That gaylord 1rish1 only gets banned a day at a time....Yak being mean to keep him keen.
9 years ago
I have had to use topical ointment... same thing?
9 years ago
Thats because yak likes having me around better than he does you homos.
9 years ago
lol.. wanko has been unbanned for.......... a long time....
just too dumb to know i guess?
and when did i turn asian :/

9 years ago
When you started eating at Mimi Gardens.....
9 years ago
ah... so eating chinese food makes you chinese... that would make you a pecker then?


9 years ago
well, this food making you a different ethnicity thing isn't working in my case... i don't eat jewish food... nothing kosher for me as long as i can remember...
9 years ago
Nice try yak at the gay reference. Perhaps you should cut back?
9 years ago
I agree with yak, Kirk is a faggot.
9 years ago
Blow me.
9 years ago
I rest my case.
9 years ago
Now that you have rested, I'm waiting for you to get started blowing me.
9 years ago
i dont think you are winning this kirk
9 years ago
Well, in 6 months, there'll be another set of pirates in office.
9 years ago
are you sure? aren't they all more or less the same?
9 years ago
damn! that's what you said right? lol

:*(
9 years ago
2 points to the pinko, liberal, dirtbags and their propaganda efforts. Where's my change?
9 years ago
Still less propaganda than Fox is feeding people daily.
9 years ago
Some lying, cheating capitilistic scum ran off with his change.
9 years ago
yeah because these lovely people have led the country so honestly and ably, it takes a "pinko dirtbag" to call shit. 2 points to your IQ. where's my change?
9 years ago
Some dirty, sneaky Jew ran off with it.
9 years ago
And then sold it to me at a 20% profit.
9 years ago
Damn! Cheated again!
9 years ago
Jones is an Al Franken/Alec Baldwin fan boi.
9 years ago
I'm guessing Al Franken is about 1,000 times smarter than you. I will be voting for him.
9 years ago
And who the fuck are they?
9 years ago
Are you serious? You must not be American. Try Wikipedia.
9 years ago
Bush looks like a jewish form of Richie Sambora. Does that make Weird Al Frankovich?
9 years ago
Why put the names above their heads? Oh I know why, because the target audience for this type of humor are complete morons.
9 years ago
It is hard for liberals to think for themselves, so $10,000,000,000 in tax dollars was spent to add the names to the top of that poster to simplify it for the lazy fucks... hippies
9 years ago
I'll think you'll find it's the Republicans doing the massive amounts of overspending these days.
9 years ago
Al Franken 2008.
9 years ago
^Ahhahahahahahahaha! You're going to vote for a whiney FAILED comedian, ahahahahahaha! That's funny!

Why not vote for an empty suit or a senile “war hero”?????
9 years ago
"I'll think you'll find it's the Republicans doing the massive amounts of overspending these days."

I'm still confused how the ideology of a smaller government leads to the highest spending this country has ever seen.

9 years ago
RINO
9 years ago
Ahahahahaha, fuck off Espada, you dick licking, marmot fucker. You're the kind of useless annoying asshole that confuses cynicism with realism.
9 years ago
doubletake its because there are no republicans anymore, theyre called neo-cons

if republicans were still against big government and telling people what they cant do i would consider myself one but im a lonely unaffiliated voter for now
9 years ago
This makes no sense, whatsoever.
9 years ago
then you aren't paying attention
9 years ago
If you mean I'm not paying attention to bullshit, hearsay, accusations brought on by the competition, for the soul purpose of advancing themselves and too hell with the country and its wellbeing... Then... Yeah. I guess so.
9 years ago
"and too hell with the country and its wellbeing..."

That's pretty funny.
9 years ago
Anyone else think that the Dick Cheney looks a little like chtuluuauluaahalualuuuaula?
9 years ago
You must mean chipotle. It makes my eyes water too.
9 years ago
I smell another stinky ass liberial....i quess tired guy will feel good...if your dog knew he would run away
9 years ago
HAHA
9 years ago
if you dont like america you can Geooot ooOOut!
9 years ago
Finally, planty said something worthwhile!
9 years ago
LIBERTARIANS 4 EVER!!!

we made a document for a reason... Lets fucking follow it. Or, shun your forefathers, whatever... You Liberal and Neo-Con FUCKS!
9 years ago
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