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How to Eat Pussy

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This one is for you drumrave, for when you finally get a girl.

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by yak

submitted July 19th 2008

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So the clitoris is a little tiny guy?
9 years ago
Yes, his name is Rumpleclitskin...but don't tell him I told you.
9 years ago
LIEs girls LOVe when you tongue them thuroughly all orifices and crevases and shit.

also use your fingers to hit the g spot!

BAH! uppity bitch.
9 years ago
which animal are you talking about?
9 years ago
Morph you misspelled boys
9 years ago
ah... ill keep that in mind
9 years ago
Damn, Yak seems to have it out for Drumrave.

Also, that was a shitty anatomy lesson.
9 years ago
I didn't pick the site name for my screen name mucho is spanish for alot or plenty get it? and yes that was shitty no decapitations or puke
9 years ago
Either way, you still have the site name in your screen name. For that matter, anyone who implies in their screen name that they have sex a lot is obviously a virgin, and will remain so until death.

After death just depends on how picky the necrophile is.
9 years ago
And you would be an authority on not getting laid by anyone living!Seeing as how you probably live in you're parents basement licking you're dead grandma's taint.And why would you take interest in my sex life anyway?
9 years ago
I'm pretty sure smerf dosent live in his parents basement.....but licking his dead grandma...not sure about that one..but....maybe your mom told him about your sex life
9 years ago
or maybe you just eat the peanuts out smerfs shit while you fantasize
about my mom
9 years ago
Actually, my parents live 1500 or so miles away. So suck it sideways, bitch.
9 years ago
1500 miles huh? they really wanna keep they're distance dont you think beefy tits? stop with the dead grandma raping then maybe they'll not be ashamed of you anymore dickface.but until then keep the dream alive for all the assholes like you that can't get laid by a LIVING woman
9 years ago
No fisting? Yawn.
9 years ago
blah blah blah. My mom showed me all this by the time when I was five. When she was really pregnant with my brother, she used to open her pussy really wide so I could lick his head.
9 years ago
Missed you meds eh?
9 years ago
lol. nope kirk. just kind of drunk!
9 years ago
k billy....you know its true that most people tend to tell the truth while drunk....huh... :P
9 years ago
So giving head and eatting pussy at the same time huh? Good skills to have.
9 years ago
you have no idea
9 years ago
thanks for posting this. i've been searching for this for awhile now.
9 years ago
I never get tired when I am eating pussy.
9 years ago
Try ketchup, works with everything
9 years ago
lol at 1:55 she realized that she was getting wet so she tried to wipe it and then stopped and started again after she cleaned it.
9 years ago
did she have to use words like..."its like a small penis" or "there the little guy" or "he is hiding" pussy is not a he...its a she...bitch
9 years ago
Your'e one of those guys that gets mad when someone tells you that women do in fact fart, and that vaginas do not taste or smell like strawberries. Even though that's the truth, your'e so uncomfortable with your sexuality, that pretending women aren't every bit as dirty as you are is the only way you can feel completely straight.
9 years ago
the best time to eat a pussy is right after she showers. oh, and if it's shaved. I refuse to go down on a chick that is not shaved. I hate the fucking hair.
9 years ago
Are you fucking kidding me? What a pussy.
9 years ago
Kids these days. Fucking unbelievable.
9 years ago
I prefer shaved as well.
9 years ago
Irish shaves for Vic
9 years ago
Who gives a shit? Any man who won't eat a pussy because it's got hair on it is a fucking ridiculous twat as far as I'm concerned.
9 years ago
Cheeky = Interposter
9 years ago
Vic doesn't need to shave yet.
9 years ago
I've never licked a shaved pussy. All mine have been burlly.
9 years ago
oh hotshot.....i know women are just as dirty as men....but next time you go down on a man or woman...(seein how i dont know what you are) just ask them to say that their pussy or dick is the opposite of what it is...my wife has a pussy....not a he pussy...or a little dick...or whatever the opposite is...its a female !!!!got it...good....ass wipe
9 years ago
oh...and shaved is much better
9 years ago
I had a girl with 2-3 inches of bush once, it was horrible. Now shes 16 and the rumor goes that it's still unshaven.
9 years ago
What was she at the time to the said eating, a 12 year old Greek girl?
9 years ago
Sounds good.
9 years ago
I don't care if it's shaved or not, but at least trim it away from the lips, damn it!
9 years ago
it's the fucking loose pubic hair man! I hate how it gets caught in the back of your throat and makes you gag. Plus, all the polyps from the tampons get caught up in there as well. Like eating little blood peas.
9 years ago
i dont need anyone to tell me how to eat pussy , im good at it
9 years ago
She doesnt mean in the literal term of eating (We all know your good at that)
9 years ago
with fork and knife?
9 years ago
Now all I want to do is lick her pussy, if she'd shut up!
9 years ago
I knew this already.
9 years ago
That uppity bitch was hot, i like a private lesson from her, i'd fail every lesson so as to repeat it and stay after class
9 years ago
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