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Jordan Capri Striptease

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She dances worse then Elaine from Seinfeld...

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by yak

submitted July 19th 2008

comments (35)

Typical

HA! 2:15 - "Look at my dancing vagina."

Also...she has no semblance of rhythm .

5 years ago

Nowhereman

its because this isn't the orginal song fuckmonkey

5 years ago

1rish1

BAM!

5 years ago

smerf

Original song or not, she still has no semblance of rhythm.

5 years ago

VicSin

Ashley Simpson's "Opps I got caught Lip synching" jig on SNL, looked better then this girl...and this girl is naked.

5 years ago

Typical

Thank you smerf....seems some people in this post don't understand that original song or not...that is no steady beat that shes dancing too.

5 years ago

1rish1

I really really like her.

5 years ago

JamesTKirk

You like anything that could fog a mirror.

5 years ago

1rish1

VicFat can fog a car just by waddleing by and I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

5 years ago

JamesTKirk

My dick is well traveled.

5 years ago

VicSin

I'm sorry I didn't realize I had anything to do with this but okay.

5 years ago

1rish1

You just kind of spill over into things. I figured you'd be used to it by now.

5 years ago

Swappi

Irish is officially head of the VicSin hate club.

You get the link to the myspace page?

5 years ago

iamgodandyoudie

Um, do you not know who Hank is? I think that fan club already has a leader. Everyone else just has a mutual dislike for that chick.

5 years ago

HankChinaski

I resigned my position as president of the VicStink hate club. It tended to result in multiple bannings. I am, however, still around on an advisory basis. Any questions about joing the VicStink hate club should be directed to 1rish1.

5 years ago

fries-please

how about a Vicsin Love Club ? should be at least 3 members now....

5 years ago

HankChinaski

What, are you counting her parents as well?

5 years ago

1rish1

I doubt they like her either.

5 years ago

JamesTKirk

Ouch.

5 years ago

AmazingYin

it's almost like a full-body dry heave

5 years ago

TotallyDid

FUGLY

5 years ago

smerf

Every time I see her, I think that she's cute. Then she starts dancing and ruins everything.

5 years ago

1rish1

Thats how I felt about you until the fountain video.

5 years ago

smerf

You know you love the kilt.

5 years ago

1rish1

It's whats on the inside that counts.

5 years ago

smerf

Hey, what's in my kilt is just like any other mans. Except, you know, larger than most, and covered in red hair.

5 years ago

Typical

^Good god, wet already...

5 years ago

-Morph-

shes cute but the bitch needs some more meat.

id say about 15-20 well placed pounds will do her.

5 years ago

1rish1

So you agree that she needs my penis, huh?

5 years ago

kagemaru026

aim for the tits, 1rish.

5 years ago

BigDumbHippy

but save some for the ass

5 years ago

NewGuy

wow, i thought it was humanly impossible to dance worse than Elaine. wrong once again.

5 years ago

mas-11262

Who fuckin cares about the dancing...this is spankaliscious!! The only one who cums closer is Mindy Vega....yum yum, dimmy sum

5 years ago

TotallyDid

Admittedly, everything on here is here for a reason. But this is not here because of its fapability...

5 years ago

PublicSecrecy

Why isn't this syncing up with my Phil Collins? WHY?

5 years ago

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