points: 5

record breaking?

obviously she's laying it out to get into guinness

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by DejaVu

submitted July 18th 2008

89 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
record breaking?
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comments (89)
I'm in love.
9 years ago
Why on a bowling lane?
Could the same task not have been completed say..... outside?
9 years ago
Nonsense, she's just setting up the rails for the kids.
9 years ago
Kirk was telling me about the time he was in Boy Scouts and he kissed a boy for the first time. What a weirdo.
9 years ago
he kissed a boy and he liked it
9 years ago
I expect shit like this from Irish, but Morph? How shameful. May a 1000 asian chicks pass you over.
9 years ago
The taste of his hairy chap stick?
9 years ago
asian chicks wont pass anybody over, merely existing in any given club and they'll be all over you
9 years ago
You are a fool.
9 years ago
No im not, you know im not lying. You want to act like its hard to get slope bitches because nobody on mucho knows any better.
9 years ago
How do we know this is a 'she'? I classify this as 'indeterminite'.
9 years ago
looks like a guy to me
9 years ago
same here
9 years ago
wow - just when i think i've seen all MS has to offer! ps - my op: guy
9 years ago
Ahh, after a long winter sleep the rarely seen Turgid Ass Snake leaves the comfort of it's host's ass in search of it's first meal of spring. What a beautiful sight.
9 years ago
shut up
9 years ago
there's a stingray with your name on it...
9 years ago
you mean, shut the fuck up
9 years ago
^ran out of paint.
9 years ago
NotHank and ElPiss are the funniest guys on Mucho. Seriously, THE funniest. What wit, what innovation, what originality.
9 years ago
Almost as good as you Hank, you all must have taken the originality 101 course. Or, perhaps you taught it!
9 years ago
Hank- Original comment. + 300 originality points.

VicStink- Same old complaint. - 1,000 originality points.
9 years ago
you 2 really should get it on , u'd make a lovely couple
9 years ago
Don't pout Fries. I'll let you use her on the weekends.
9 years ago
Did someone say stingray?
9 years ago
Hank, Vic is more original in thought than you, just admit it. You just respond " how original" to everything basically. Your shouldnt be alive, nobody has any use for you so you dwell here to ridicule other people behing your monitor to avoid the ass kicking you would otherwise receive.
9 years ago
good job speaking english, retard. take the boot out of your mouth, or push it in further, whichever makes you shut up faster.
9 years ago
Yeah, shut the fuck up Bootlicker. Saying "I hate niggers" on every topic makes you the most unoriginal person here.
9 years ago
I hate dik.
9 years ago
roozer and urkel, both your comments would of made sense had i used back grammar or said i hate niggers, but i didnt do either, so why dont both of you keep paddling upstream in dumb-dumb river and fuck off
9 years ago
make that bad grammar, you can still fuck off, keep paddling
9 years ago
Did you say something?
9 years ago
i have no idea what urkel's deal is, but you're still a moron. "your comments would of made sense" is terrible english. it should be, "comments would HAVE made sense" or contracted, "comments would've made sense".... do i really need to spell this shit out for you? are you that fucking stupid?
9 years ago
that's what i thought, bitch.
9 years ago
BAM!
9 years ago
shut up.
9 years ago
its funny how you waited around what i assume to be an hour or more while i was tanked and sleeping to comment the 2nd time, good life you must live! way to go buddy!
9 years ago
you assumed wrong(surprise, i know)
it was an after thought, look at the time stamp cocksucker. and yea i lead a pretty decent life. i get paid here at work to sit on my ass and web-blast tards like you. then i go home, fuck my girlfriend, drink, and smoke purp until i pass out while counting my money. top that? naw, didn't think so.

wait, i also check mucho updates. then pass out.
9 years ago
Is "purp" slang for penis?
9 years ago
you wish.

purple weed, man. real good shit.
9 years ago
Suuuuuuure
9 years ago
What a stud.
9 years ago
i'll take roozer's babbling over bootface's lack of intelligence anyday....
9 years ago
roozer do you do everything in that order? cuz i think your bluffing, i dont think you do half of that shit. ill bet your single, lousy job, maybe still livin at home. Even if you did do exactly that ,thats exactly what i do minus the pot - everybody in the military actually, so you arent impressing me with your fantasies.
9 years ago
^lies, they dont allow gays in the military
9 years ago
Bootface throws some cocksucking into the routine just to spice things up a little.
9 years ago
i think i liked it better when lsd did it...
9 years ago
well i guess so tyrone, i should take the fag experts word on that, and irish haha, you should do comedy too
9 years ago
true dat son... ^^i know a bitch when i see one
9 years ago
bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks
9 years ago
Don't quote me, man. I ain't said shit!
9 years ago
Fuck you Bootface.
9 years ago
Buttface, Hank, Buttface
9 years ago
No.
9 years ago
record breaking rope?
9 years ago
Looks like about 8 and a half courics.
Nice.
9 years ago
^ha, fuck bono.
9 years ago
I can't believe it took this long for a couric reference. i figured it would be the first post.
9 years ago
She must die! She has defiled the sacred hunting grounds of the Beer-bellied Redneck. A common animal, its mating calls of "Comereprettithing" and "Ugotteeth" is often heard drifting over the freshly oiled wood and ambient sounds of crashing ten pins.
9 years ago
you should die
9 years ago
If I did, you're girlfriend would miss me.
9 years ago
I keep telling you, just because you bought a pillow case with a chicks face on it does not mean you have a girlfriend.
9 years ago
I don't need a girlfriend. I have yours.
9 years ago
I bet anyone can do that if they eat a spool of 2" steel cable whole.
9 years ago
good god, that is the size of her colon and small intestines.
9 years ago
I think that is his colon.
9 years ago
maybe a colon cleanse
9 years ago
Holy fuck...look at the time stamps in those photos. That was a lengthy ordeal.
9 years ago
Why on a bowling lane!? thx MS!
9 years ago
There was room to spare.
9 years ago
Comedy gold. Noone sees it.
9 years ago
i know how you feel
9 years ago
That joke was right up my ALLEY.
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!^^^
9 years ago
Hank struck out.
9 years ago
hank and urkel should go do stand up comedy
9 years ago
seriously...hank and a few others make me fuckin laugh
9 years ago
Get your minds out of the gutter
9 years ago
Spare me.
9 years ago
fuckin PINheads
9 years ago
TAKE THE SKINHEADS BOWLING!
9 years ago
I've got 13 lb balls.
9 years ago
Then how the hell do you walk?
9 years ago
Mass, not size... they are made of Bismuth.
9 years ago
“In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”
9 years ago
Actually, a fiber rich diet would only work if you had a massive case of constipation going on. Fiber will actually clean out your intestines, making it unlikely that a fiber-rich diet would result in this.
9 years ago
Again with the knowledge showcase.
9 years ago
*Golf clap*
9 years ago
shes obviously into mexican bowling
9 years ago
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