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by KillTheNoise

submitted July 15th 2008

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you gotta admire that guy;s dedication to his job. He really gives 110%
9 years ago
If he gave 110% he wouldn't be only 10% in the hole.
9 years ago
wow, good call
9 years ago
there must be a man train behind him
9 years ago
win
9 years ago
He looks in pain, maybe her ass hole bit him.
9 years ago
Or he hit one of her lost butt plugs.
9 years ago
Big deal. I make the same face masturbating to granny porn.
9 years ago
COWABUNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 years ago
MOAAARRR!!
9 years ago
she must have a strong anal sphincter....
9 years ago
her bangs have got to go! lolg ay
9 years ago
My buddy was hammered in a bar a month or so ago and there was a girl at the bar with bangs like that. She was being kind of a bitch to him and he told her her bangs looked like shit running down her face. She slapped the hell out of him and he told the bartender to call the police because he wanted to press charges. For some reason they ended up throwing us out. I don't think I have laughed that hard in a long time.
9 years ago
because girls always win in bars, its how it works...

a few years ago me and 2 friends went to a bar here, where we were regulars at...

the 2 friends went to dance and i decided to stay with all their crap (since it was winter i believe their coats and shit were there) and drink my beer, so i sit down, there was bench seating so kind of each area was a little alcove...

sitting there enjoying my beer, and this girl who is sitting close to me starts talking to me, so i'm being polite i start talking back to her making conversation, when across the alcove on one of the other bench seats this girl starts screaming at me to "stop talking to her friend" because she "doesn't like me" (the person screaming i guess doesn't like me... no clue who they are)

the "friend" who was talking to me is just like ignore her, she gets like this when she is drunk.. so we keep talking and the girl starts like fucking flipping out on me telling me to stop butting in to their party (apparently it was her birthday) so when the waitress comes over i'm like yeah can i get a bouncer or security over here?

about 5 min go by, security comes by (the girl is still like yelling at me every few seconds for like... NO reason) and is like "is this guy bothering you??" and she's like yes i would like it if you would kick him out he is being extremely rude to us! he looks at me and i'm like uh, dude, i'm a regular here... i'm the one who fucking asked for a bouncer to come here.... he responds with 'well i don't know if you did, the waitress just said that someone over here was having a problem'

so i'm like uh, yeah well lets go get that waitress and see if she remembers who asked her..... the whole time this chick is STILL going off on me... we go over to the bar, find the waitress and she is like yeah it was him that asked for you.... so the bouncer becomes the mediator by saying "ok, you have to go to the other side of the bar and not go near these people again tonight or i'm going to have to kick you out" (to me) so i say "uh, i was there first, i was just sitting there minding my own business watching my friends stuff while they were gone how the fuck is this my fault" so he replies with, lady if you come and talk to this guy at all i'm going to boot you and all your friends out of the club.

anyway, so i get my friends stuff... go stand around waiting for them, they ask why i'm there and i tell them the story... and get this, the boyfriend of the girl who is freaking out comes over to me and says "hey i don't appreciate you talking about my girlfriend behind her back with these people please stop it"... apparently she ordered him to come over and 'talk to me' because she figured i was talking about what happend (which of course i was), so i fucking WENT OFF on this guy.. screaming like about 2 inches away from his face calling him pussywhipped and a spineless lapdog and to tell his whore of a girlfriend that she can fuck off etc etc... after i went off on him for probably literally 5 minutes of straight insults about his girlfriend he said 'ok' and walked away...

not that anyone cares :P

9 years ago
anybody care to shorten that down a bit.... i'm fucked if i'm reading that lot
9 years ago
not overly ;/

9 years ago
Yak....mail me the book on cd version... please
9 years ago
Basically he ended up having a foursome with the girl shouting at him, the girl at the table and the boyfriend :)
9 years ago
.... and that's where this picture came from. ;)
9 years ago
i have little asian hands but not as girly as that guys hands :/

9 years ago
Yak was home one Saturday night playing WoW and wondering what girls were probably doing.
9 years ago
He conveniently left out the part where the guy started beating his scrawny ass and Deja had to jump in and save him.
9 years ago
It seems like the bangs comment was made ages ago now but I still think it warrants mentioning that the chicks bangs would have been the last thing I noticed in this pic, I think I even noticed that the guy looks like his nut sack is empty before I noticed the bangs.
9 years ago
haha^fag^
9 years ago
Yeah, pardon us for noticing something about the girl first.
9 years ago
so where did the chick you were talking to go? shouldnt she have said something in your defense? ive been drawn a gun at infront of everyone in a bar by another costumer, and still it was us that got kicked out
9 years ago
deja wasn't there, and i haven't gotten into a fight in a very long time, last time anything remotely like a fight happened was like 7 years ago when my ex's now husband (who was she was cheating on me with at the time) pushed me face first into a bunch of cinder blocks by a campfire and i smashed my head.
9 years ago
and why would the other girl stick up for me i didn't even know her she was just talking to me :P

9 years ago
if she was decent, she would have
9 years ago
you don't find decent girls at bars ... especially in windsor :P

9 years ago
2 things:

A) Yak, you should have punched her spineless boyfriend in the mouth for being guilty by association. Thats how we do it in Donny.

B) "bangs" - what a gay fucking word. Queers, all of you.
9 years ago
yak you shoulda punched that girl in her vagina.
9 years ago
oranje, what exactly do you call them if not bangs?

9 years ago
Snobby ass bitches get slapped out of spite.
9 years ago
Two words yak: Studio 4.
9 years ago
Im not 100% on what it is exactly that you're calling bangs either. All I can see is her fringe.
9 years ago
Thanks to google (& wiki)...

"A fringe (or bangs in the United States and Canada) is the front part of the hair"

Fringe is better, and much less homosexual.
9 years ago
lol yak ive had bitches flip like that. was this freaking out bitch kinda northfaced out, or wearing uggs, or just extremely "upper class"??? i had a bitch flip out on me and her friend cause she thought i was a "skater scrub" or someshit. so she automatically made a decision for her friend who came and talked to me. pretty lame-o but im not trippin. yea and wtf was with the "i looked at his nuts first" shit?lol
9 years ago
all i said to her after was 'you are obviously not from windsor huh?' and she was all "WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN" and i said 'it means i think you are probably american?' needless to say i was right.... americans always come here and can't handle their booze and make scenes...

9 years ago
wow.. fringes sure sound masculine oranje ;/
about as masculine as tassles..... :P

9 years ago
And Oranje does not sound like a fruit
9 years ago
Is Windsor in Canadia?
9 years ago
long thread is LOOOONNNGGG
9 years ago
he kinda looks like a shaved Spock
9 years ago
no
9 years ago
i think this is that caramel danson dude.
9 years ago
The who dude?
9 years ago
the naked fag that was wearing the chicken head and dancing

9 years ago
If only my photoshop was working right now..
9 years ago
she has a nice fringe
9 years ago
He's just angry because he missed.
9 years ago
He's coming off his high and realizes that's his sister.... again.
9 years ago
THIS...IS...SPOONING!!!!
9 years ago
Haha!
9 years ago
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