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Drunk guy heaven

In my defense you'd have hit it too your honour...

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by Dreamstealer

submitted July 13th 2008

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Drunk guy heaven
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comments (40)
Jim Beam wouldn't do that.
9 years ago
sure he'd hit it.
9 years ago
fucked all night
6 years ago
In my defense, I needn't be drunk to take advantage of a drunk girl...I rarely am.

fnar fnar fnar
9 years ago
Do you have a cleft palate?
9 years ago
No, he has a cleft brain.
9 years ago
Hey - less of the 'brain' already.
9 years ago
OK, he has a cleft.
9 years ago
a passed out chick is a terrible thing to waste.
9 years ago
it must suck being ugly. :)
9 years ago
Fucking burn
9 years ago
Drunk chicks... anal sex just waiting to happen.
9 years ago
Why just anal?
9 years ago
they arent gonna be digging around her ass for a semen sample..
9 years ago
Drunk chicks are as about as easy as 12 year olds, i know from experience :)
9 years ago
i hate both of you for some reason, you tried to say funny things but your just fucked.
9 years ago
whunu, shut your fucking mouth and go back to where you belong. By the way, isn't time for you to write another pussy email to yak/deja?
9 years ago
haha whunu...fuck you whunu
9 years ago
Wait a minute... Since when does whunu know how to use the reply button?
9 years ago
shes got nice tits
9 years ago
and skin
9 years ago
And eyes MWA HA HA
9 years ago
i see a kink in the neck in her near future
9 years ago
i would hit her, then take her phone
9 years ago
yep , flip phones are cool
9 years ago
she was texting me.... guess thats why she never responded :(
9 years ago
I bet Planty still uses one of those giant Zack Morris style cell phones. One day he'll catch up to modern times.
9 years ago
What wrong with those mobiles. A mugger trys to get it, you just beat him to death.
9 years ago
id take all her clothes and drop her off in a subway bathroom
9 years ago
Thats true class rigt there. Give the man a round of applause.
9 years ago
as in the restarant or transit transit sonds better then you could toss on the tracks then she would be ready forsome real mucho porn
9 years ago
Form a single file line, no pushing, everybody will get a turn. I saw her first so I get first dibs!
9 years ago
My luck, she'd get knocked up and someone would know where I live, have photos, and the drunk bitch would move in on me.
9 years ago
that wouldnt be all bad, she's got nice thighs after all
9 years ago
Then you would have somebody to clean your house and suck your dick. Its a win-win!
9 years ago
Okay, here's our story...while she was drinking egg nog, she tripped and hit her head. -Uh, and spilled the egg nog in her lap. -And butt.
9 years ago
and if anyone asks why there is a shitring on my dick, it's Vic's, ok?
9 years ago
Hey! Why is there a shit ring on your dick?
9 years ago
well fug sometimes when you use the back door ya get rung a little dirty
9 years ago
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