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Cat Lady Masturbation?

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I guess I'd probably want to wear a mask too if i was shoving what looked to be a wine bottle up my ass while using a dildo at the same time.

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by yak

submitted July 12th 2008

28 comments
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I think theres still a drink or two in that bottle
9 years ago
fact:

thats not a wine bottle in her ass its in her pussy.. and the dildo could possibly be in her urethra. ive seen a very few porn stars who have been bale to take a full penis in their peeper.
9 years ago
Shut up you dirty old man!
9 years ago
excuse me sir ..that, is in the ass
9 years ago
The bottle is indeed in her pussy, and that's a cock shaped vibe on her clit...now UNDER that clit and above the bottle is where her urethra is, which is so compressed by the bottle that you can't even see it, much less cram a fake cock in it. This is Anatomy 101 stuff, man!
9 years ago
Totally in the ass.
9 years ago
Taking the bus to brown town for sure...
9 years ago
Its in the vag
9 years ago
Definitely in the twat.
9 years ago
vag - 1
ass - 0

and the "dildo" is a vib, which is on her clit, which you can hear buzz
9 years ago
its really deep i think uterus
9 years ago
Fuck off, toonub. You're not part of this conversation.
9 years ago
Definitely vag.
9 years ago
Maybe a middle ground...Dan-Tete...
9 years ago
Wait... Was that a Stephen King reference?
9 years ago
You say true sai..
9 years ago
Take two astins with your tooter-fish popkin and call me in the morning.
9 years ago
Your screen name fucking rocks...And lo and behold I may not have mentioned but I work with a guy who is about halfway through with a Dark-Tower sleeve tattoo..Its pretty fucking wild..
9 years ago
I fell asleep in sex ed or drew half the time. all I need to know is where there pussy is and when my dicks going to be all up in it... Thats Onslaught 101 ho sit the fuck down and pay attention.
9 years ago
Your dick might (I repeat, MIGHT) have a slight chance of being "all up in it" the day you wipe that clown makeup off your face and realize that you're an idiot.
9 years ago
*honk honk*
9 years ago
its not gay its clown love??
9 years ago
^^ O and hes there right it is in her pussy not her ass are you blind Dik 1 to many beers perhaps?
9 years ago
Shut the fuck up you dick slurping ass clown.
9 years ago
Hey you, with the red nose! If you don't get the running joke here, fuck off!

Also, your ass is not a clown car. There should be fewer people in it.
9 years ago
Stop stealing your insults from de-motivational posters that have been posted on Mucho within the last year..KTHXBAI
9 years ago
Who, me, Magawd or the clown?
9 years ago
You know who..
9 years ago
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