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Subliminal Sega Advertisement

I'm getting one, the description reads: You sit there, eyes glued to writing, arcade-quality graphics- pulling and squeezing your knob. Now you're breathing heavily over the digital stereo sound. Now you're shooting all over the place- but its no use... "GAME OVER."

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by Jones

submitted July 11th 2008

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Subliminal Sega Advertisement
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oh yeah play with it more
9 years ago
Now if only more girls wanted to play games with us
9 years ago
Those Japanese.....always finding ways to make everyday events seem like your really just masterbating.
9 years ago
I think SEGA's american, isn't it?
9 years ago
hahahaha silly boy... you give america too much credit... we're responsible for x-box... but then again there is a huge sega biulding in cali somewhere, so you may be correct
9 years ago
I always thought that Sega were Japanese in origin.
9 years ago
I know XBOX was designed by the subcompany who made DirectX under Microsoft, but wasn't sure about SEGA.
9 years ago
wikipedia says that: "Sega was founded in 1940 as Standard Games (later Service Games) in Honolulu, Hawaii,[3] by Martin Bromely, Irving Bromberg, and James Humpert to provide coin-operated amusements for American servicemen on military bases. Bromely suggested that the company move to Tokyo, Japan in 1951 and in May 1952 "SErvice GAmes of Japan" was registered." but since this is wiki every moron can edit it so its probably crap anyway
9 years ago
WELCO
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SEGA!!
9 years ago
That's why they call it a joystick, ladies and gentlemen!
9 years ago
What was subliminal about that? Seems pretty goddamned overt to me!
9 years ago
I guess not everyone can understand... See I knew i was in the right 10 years ago when I was kicked out of the arcade for crankin one out on to Street Fighter...
9 years ago
Kinda same story here in recent years, except the fact that I was playing DDR.
9 years ago
So thats why I masturbate so much... because of my other fun pastime.
9 years ago
Yah i don't think my mom would have bought me one of these as a child if she read this Ad... either way if anyone ever calls me out for masterbating now, i'm pointing the finger at her...
9 years ago
hahaha...thats pretty funny.

And I like the boarder collie pic Jones
9 years ago
Boarder collie? I suffer from hypertrichosis,
9 years ago
I'm guessing this ad was out of a playboy or some such?
9 years ago
lol.. god I hope so
9 years ago
I think it was in Ranger Rick
9 years ago
Try, MAD magazine.
9 years ago
Highlights
9 years ago
Friggin japs
9 years ago
Lol liek a p3n0rz1!!
9 years ago
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