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The largest *REAL* penis in existence...

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by yak

submitted July 11th 2008

40 comments
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fake
9 years ago
Oh, I dunno...
9 years ago
its fake alright... worlds largest 13.5 i think...

i pity that guy... the ladies must hate him, wobbling home all the time
9 years ago
I'd pay this guy to rape my japanese 46 yr old g.f
9 years ago
"Are you getting excited?" Hmm...
9 years ago
Hmmm..old school stunt cock?
9 years ago
"are you getting excited?" well hes about to get a circumcision from the ceiling fan if that tells you anything you dumb bitch.
9 years ago
this isnt a reply violation. I was about to comment and went to take a dump and caboose's comment wasnt here when I left. so fuck off
9 years ago
nice way to "quote" a non-existing comment you dumb mother fucker
9 years ago
shut your mouth cumquat, you reply police cunt.
9 years ago
im quoting what the bitch said you dumb little bastard.
9 years ago
How was the dump?
9 years ago
typical dump, 3.2 turds. 21 squares of TP used. 1 flush
9 years ago
nice.
9 years ago
Only one flush? Can't have been that good then. a good dump has got to be at least a double-flusher.
9 years ago
if my japanese g.f. saw this on me.she'd marry me.. she can't feel my massive 3"
9 years ago
He acts like he's never seen his cock before
9 years ago
You too, except you aren't acting.
9 years ago
yeah, well you havent seen your cock in 10 years because your fat fucking gut covers the fucker up you fucking walrus looking slimy scumbag puke piece of shit.
9 years ago
you two need to suck each other off neither of you know shit
9 years ago
you don't know shit either you dumb little bastard. you proved that up there on my post.
9 years ago
cumcrave, don't be getting all Hank on us by calling us fags. Shut your mouth and quit being a little cunt.
9 years ago
who's hank?
9 years ago
what is hank?
9 years ago
And what, exactly, can he do with that "thing"???
9 years ago
baseball... hockey... jousting... pole vaulting... rowing... picking cotton... fencing... jump roping... ing ing ing inginginging
9 years ago
'Fuck Yo Shit Up'...more along those lines
9 years ago
mail box base ball
9 years ago
Limbo
9 years ago
You forgot Golf
9 years ago
i like how he stuck "picking cotton" in there
9 years ago
Freak
9 years ago
Well stated Yak. Have you really seen them all though?
9 years ago
He probably never ejaculates properly. Too much travel for the cum to reach the other end, initial propelling is not strong enough.
9 years ago
Good thing the semen delivery system is as fake as the dick itself, eh Dr. Dumbass?
9 years ago
No shit, Pr. TardGuy. Well thanks for the notice. Nice to have a cock specialist for a lesson.
9 years ago
If his dick was that big, he'd be dead from his first erection. It would take too much blood to make that donkey dick erect and he wouldn’t have enough blood circulating through the rest of his body to keep him alive.
9 years ago
enough of the fake shit already.
9 years ago
looks like he is having trouble staying conscious...not enough blood supply to the brain
9 years ago
im guesing he realy could go fuck himself,
9 years ago
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