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Chinese Soldiers - on Segways???

I'm not sure if meeting up with these soldiers would make me crap my pants or bust up laughing.

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by Wario7793

submitted July 4th 2008

47 comments
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Chinese Soldiers - on Segways???
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I'd probably LOL
9 years ago
do they also have liitle sirens on them also...(bottom left of segway
9 years ago
LOL! Even the Chinese government doesn’t trust an Asian with a car!
9 years ago
^An example of funny racism.
9 years ago
I would have liked it more if he didnt put a huge LOL in the front
9 years ago
And no racism is funny your ignorant prick!
9 years ago
That was pretty funny though, i digress
9 years ago
The only people who don't find racism openly funny are the ones who feel victimized by it. Cry me a river sweet chocolate.
9 years ago
If it's funny, it's not racism...
9 years ago
Your comments are not racist at all.
9 years ago
the west wanted a clean olympics!!!
9 years ago
Ding Dong Wong Chong, Chicken Chow Mein, Egg Foo Young with Teriyaki Sauce!
9 years ago
^An example of unfunny racism.
9 years ago
You don't like racism, you need to go somewhere else, dude. It's a time-honored tradition here.
9 years ago
He doesn't need to go anywhere, dickhead. Racism is something tolerated here, not honored. Maybe you should fuck off to somewhere else.
9 years ago
generally the racists get bashed... although so do the non racists...

9 years ago
Its like a circus
9 years ago
I'm not entirely convinced they are even Asian.
9 years ago
Stop trying to oppress them, Quankers!
9 years ago
No they are. That's China's 342nd Segway Cavalry Battalion. Best division, in my opinion.
9 years ago
I disagree.. The 2102th Razor Scooter Cavalry gets my vote..
9 years ago
i've always been a fan of the 104th Hoveround Brigade.
9 years ago
The Razor Scooter calvary's batteries went dead and the Hoveround Brigade forgot their way home.
9 years ago
Looks like a regiment of Cobra B.A.T.'s
9 years ago
i get the idea, but it seems unrealistic.
9 years ago
yeah. like they assume there will never be debris on the ground. this is one of the most stupid concepts ever.
9 years ago
If they miss with bullets, you haven't escaped yet; They know the enemy will die laughing
9 years ago
I had to read this shit like 7 times to even vaguely start to understand what I think you may mean here..
9 years ago
i like weed too
9 years ago
hahaha i understood her
9 years ago
clear as day
9 years ago
Sorry Dik but mine is more of a love...
9 years ago
Now that's just fucking lazy.
9 years ago
Truth be told.
9 years ago
dude, they are a superior force now. shoot at them all you want.. you cant tip them over... nothing tips a segway over...
9 years ago
There was a vid on here of a woman wiping out on one.
9 years ago
well yea.... a woman will crash anything
9 years ago
Still not as funny as when I see the mall security dude zip by on one of these...
9 years ago
what's he gonna do? Run you over?
9 years ago
Start making sense any time.
9 years ago
Actually, I'm guessing this is for parade (display) purposes, so the soldiers can stand posed, like they are, and still scoot along with the procession. It would be silly to see them like this in actual battle...
9 years ago
stand posed meaning looking like someone who hasnt pissed in days running for a bathroom miles away
9 years ago
$4,500 each and now military equipment. Still the gayest form of transportation EVER!
9 years ago
Nah, Toyota Yaris.
9 years ago
I wish there to be a video
9 years ago
where is the can holder?
9 years ago
Where're the side mirrors? LOL
9 years ago
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