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postalvag

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Special guest appearance by Smerf's penis.

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by smerf

submitted July 4th 2008

122 comments
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postalvag
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comments (122)
gee smerf thats...fucking disgusting
9 years ago
Thank you.
9 years ago
interesting how smerf had a picture of this ermmmm 'event'
9 years ago
Behold the power of the mighty photoshop.
9 years ago
Is "photoshop" what you named it?
9 years ago
Actually, it got named "Waldo" but not by me.
9 years ago
why? because its hard to find?
9 years ago
Zing!!
9 years ago
fuck...that was waaaaaaaaaaay to easy
9 years ago
Yeah, that was an easy set up.

In my defense, though, I was sitting down in a fast food restaurant talking on the phone to a buddy of mine. I was not expecting to be felt up by three inexperienced young ladies. If I had, it wouldn't have been tucked down.
9 years ago
Stop playing with 3rd graders.
9 years ago
Everyone knows the 4th graders are where it's at.
9 years ago
Nah, they were all in college.
9 years ago
It's real.... smerf's a fag.
9 years ago
That's not what your mother said last night.
9 years ago
postalvag is the one with another mans cock in his hand
9 years ago
I don't think you, of all people, have any room to talk.
9 years ago
hahaha thats funny shit !!!!
9 years ago
well done well done
9 years ago
A little big, don't ya think?
9 years ago
No. Why do you ask?
9 years ago
Yeah, those lips are huge!
9 years ago
Yeah, because speaking for all females i can tell you we LOVE tiny dicks...?
9 years ago
Drumrave hasn't seen his own dick in years.
9 years ago
Funny how just because someone has a small dick, and everyone finds out about it, it's like it's their fault or something. Like they have the choice, if they did it'd probably be bigger. Sorry for your misfortunes small dick fellas.
9 years ago
The internet adds 5 inches
9 years ago
The Reply button is just below the message you wanted to reply to. Please acquaint yourself with this wonderful site if you feel you must add your drivel to it.
9 years ago
Hey dumbass, I wasn't replying to anything...
9 years ago
Nice try though
9 years ago
Well then I guess you just owned yourself by cumcrave just above you.
9 years ago
Pook.. I think you jumped the gun a little bit, but I like your enthusiasm.
9 years ago
This cocksmoker threatened me with a lawsuit when I outed this gay ass myspace picture of his. Please keep up the good work smerf.
9 years ago
a lawsuit...... for...........?.....

9 years ago
Rape
9 years ago
Yak you should read what he wrote in the reply to me on this original post. It was hilarious.
9 years ago
1. it was a fucking joke 2. this picture was never on myspace.3 post a piture of yourself you ugly fucking douchenozzle
9 years ago
Good comeback cockbag. 1. I know it's a joke because there is no way you can sue me. 2.I'm willing to bet it was because it's so gay looking. 3. Why in the fuck would I put a picture up of myself. This website it not about pictures of it's members you attention whore little bitch.
9 years ago
black people say "douchenozzle"?? no wai......
9 years ago
only postal keef.... only postal
9 years ago
Why exactly are you wearing that stupid fugly hat postalvag? Fellow niggas must look at you in disgrace and disgust, as do us crackas, maybe the gooks too...
9 years ago
It really was only a matter of time before this happened.....
9 years ago
Thank God it didnt take long. We needed proof of his homosexuality.
9 years ago
Why, so you can finally work up the courage to ask him out now knowing he is a homo?
9 years ago
I thought this little fag was sexy the first time I saw his pic, but now that he has a penis in his hand I am in heaven.
9 years ago
Now that's just too gay, even for you 1rish1.
9 years ago
I'm a little worried right now. He is into MMA type stuff, and you know what they say about those guys...
9 years ago
"I bet that guy can beat my ass."
9 years ago
No, more along the lines of "big, half-naked men in spandex hugging each other"
9 years ago
rish , your own comment says you are a closet homo , you are just too dumb to know it .
9 years ago
closet?
9 years ago
smerfy was an inaugural subscriber to Out magazine.
9 years ago
James, please. This thread is making fun of 1rish1. Get with the program.
9 years ago
Oh, excuse my rudeness. Irish is a cum guzzling popper.
9 years ago
Talking about irishi, what's up with all the japanese people here.
9 years ago
I think you guys took my comment the wrong way.
9 years ago
Too late for denial now.
9 years ago
I find it odd that smerf came up with the idea and spent time taking a picture of his dick and photoshopping it next to a guy, and my sexuality is the one in question.
9 years ago
Wrong place at the wrong time. You're 'it' now.
9 years ago
so irish really is gay, surprise surprise
9 years ago
Even if I was gay, I would still have standards. Sorry, elpiss, you aren't my type.
9 years ago
cute lil bowwow face
9 years ago
Jeebus, I just noticed he's got the little douche-bag pout going!
9 years ago
Yum.
9 years ago
Why would he steal a penis when he can't trade it for a crack rock?
9 years ago
It'll still involve crack.
9 years ago
i think its funny how smerfs and hypnotique are not that far off in color
9 years ago
Sorry, you must be confusing smerfs with smurfs. Don't worry, it happens all the time.
9 years ago
FUCK! *writes down SMURFS* ok sorry its been noted and wont happen again. please disregard prior comment.
9 years ago
It's a common mistake. Help me out, though: spread the word.
9 years ago
Those silly SMERFS all blue and shit....
9 years ago
No, fucker! Smurfs are blue. Smerfs are not smurfs!
9 years ago
So smerfs are blue and smurfs are orange?
9 years ago
Oh! I get it! Smerfs are smurfs evolved?
9 years ago
gross.
9 years ago
At last, Smerf get's someone to grab his cock.
9 years ago
postalvag does look pretty natural holding a fleshpole doesnt he?
9 years ago
smerf cock looks big then
9 years ago
^par-don??
9 years ago
Oh, it doesn't just look big.
9 years ago
So you are saying that is YOUR penis smerf?
9 years ago
No smerf tag.. fake..
9 years ago
Did you fail to read the description?

"Special guest appearance by Smerf's penis"
9 years ago
"So you are saying that is YOUR penis smerf?"

Ive always known you were a fucking idiot, hellonurse.
9 years ago
That's me Oranje... the resident idiot... I would never attempt be sarcastic like the rest of you fuckers. That would just be unidiotlike.
9 years ago
the rest of who fuckers?
9 years ago
you fuckers
9 years ago
those other fuckers right?
9 years ago
All of you fuckers, I'm guessing.
9 years ago
ebony and ivory.
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
I wonder if he got that coonskin cap WITH the penis, or was that extra?
9 years ago
Nice one, I was waiting for that. Reminds me of a metrosexual black sherpa
9 years ago
a little homo there smerf?
9 years ago
with that steely gaze of yours, looks like you're the one about to enjoy cramming it down your throat. faggot.
9 years ago
just cause im attracive doesnt mean im gay ive gotton more pussy than youll ever get in life
9 years ago
No, you're not, and no, you haven't.
9 years ago
both of you combined
9 years ago
Nahhh
9 years ago
Oranje, I wouldn't brag about the pussy you've gotten... We've seen pictures, dude.
9 years ago
She was a sexy number...
9 years ago
If your into handicapped chicks..
9 years ago
^ Envious
9 years ago
Poor, young postalvag does not yet know he is a poof. Although don't think it will be too long before he realises and screams to the world "I love prison purse!!"
9 years ago
HAHA, well played smerf, well played.
9 years ago
the fact that he picked out a penis he liked distresses me a little
9 years ago
Wouldn't you?
9 years ago
The only penis I like is my own. Which also makes your statement true.
9 years ago
iiiii don't see a mucho sign
9 years ago
Would you like me to post a picture of my penis with a mucho sign, dik?
9 years ago
yes.. definitely
9 years ago
...you actually want to see my cock again?
9 years ago
dont do it man
9 years ago
do it
9 years ago
Can't say I would mind
9 years ago
I'm torn... On the one hand, I want to end any comments about it not being mine. On the other hand, I don't want to give dik what he wants (more dick). On a third had, I also don't want to have to clean marker off my dick.
9 years ago
I am sure there are a few ways you could think of to "clean" marker off your dick that don't require YOU to be the one to do it.
9 years ago
Who said anything about marker? You could write it on in lipstick or something(I bet you own some too :P). Easier to clean off. Not that I'm terribly interested in seeing your dick again or anything.
9 years ago
He doesn't want to have to go into photoshop and magnify it again.
9 years ago
wtf smerf? no money shot?
9 years ago
"dis cock be poppin yo"
9 years ago
Smerf, where you looking at the original postalvag photo to arouse yourself for the picture?
9 years ago
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9 years ago
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