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Rape

It's what's for dinner.

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by fourhundredandtwenty

submitted July 4th 2008

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Rape
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comments (40)
Was that takeout or dine-in?
9 years ago
dine in of course
9 years ago
i just got me sum of that...of course i was on the receiving end..still liked it
9 years ago
is that really rape??
9 years ago
sooo...thats where the missing kids end up
9 years ago
Sure is. :D
9 years ago
could just be rapeseed
9 years ago
Obviously, it's something to do with the rape plant. It's a common plant to grow around here in the fields. Quite lovely. Profuse bright yellow flowers.
9 years ago
Reminds me of a couple of haiku.

Field of rape blossoms
Moonrise to the East
Sunset to the West

- Buson, translated by me

And in the original,

菜の花や
月は東に
日は西に
 
And one I saw recently in an English language haiku book, by someone who's name I can't remember offhand.

With the wind
Against the wind
The smell of rape
9 years ago
He knows we hate him.
Yet, still, he posts his drivel.
May a bus hit him.
9 years ago
Nice 5-7-5, DIKT, but you don't speak for everyone. I'm not really getting anything strong feeling or anything from this. Also, I think going from my posts being objectionable to a bus hitting me is a bit incongruous. Try it again, with a little less suck this time.
9 years ago
Theres loads of rape round here too, looks really nice in blossom...not too sure of the smell though. Seriously fucks with hayfever sufferers too. :P
9 years ago
He thinks he is cool,
but is really a loser.
This applies to many.
9 years ago
"but you don't speak for everyone." - says queenant himself, fuckin nut! get back to the basement you mupppet
9 years ago
smerf, tonight, YOU are the cocksucker.
9 years ago
How do you figure?
9 years ago
what the fuck is going on god damn it
9 years ago
If I had a gun with six bullets and I could kill any six people in the world with no recriminations, I'd kill you. Six times.
9 years ago
very well then i know you must be talking to one of the chumps further up the ladder of doom
9 years ago
I love the irony of getting called a nut by Plantshit. Hilarious.

Smerf, your haiku sucked.
9 years ago
but you are a fuckin nut
9 years ago
No, seanito, I was talking to you.

Hank, I don't care. It took me two seconds to think up.
9 years ago
smerf's haiku was great.
You're the worthless piece of shit.
Oh, fuck you whunu.
9 years ago
The breath of hank's wife
reeks worse than any cesspool.
What a putrid whore.
9 years ago
there no irony just an hank with his bubble.
9 years ago
Maybe it is a box of rapeseed, which is the plant that canola oil is produced from. They really missed a golden opportunity to market a product named rape oil. Just imagine the possibilities!
9 years ago
Yeah, maybe it's a box of rape seed. Somebody said that 7 hours ago, dumbass.
9 years ago
do you think it could be a box of rapeseed?
9 years ago
They call grape skins that have already pressed for wine, rape. They use it to make vinegar
9 years ago
maybe it's just a really tiny midget with a bottle of lube and the libido of a bull... just waiting, patiently, for you to go to sleep... so he can sneak into your room, tie you up, and rape the shit out of you. literally, your shit on his cock will go everywhere. that's what the 40lb box of rape is for.
9 years ago
Midgets weigh more than 40 lbs..
9 years ago
not the naked rapeing ones they are #40
9 years ago
There's a 240lb box of rape sat here... waiting for the right moment.
9 years ago
oooh thats an offer planty can't refuse! he'll be pawing at your box in no time.
9 years ago
Oh crap! I hadn't thought of that.

There's a 240lb box of mild mannered Englishman sat here... with absolutely no thoughts of rape at all.
9 years ago
Wonder whos inside. I'm guessing a fat guy.
9 years ago
Have you looked at your avatar lately?
9 years ago
No why?...ah feck
9 years ago
Where can you buy this 40 pounds of rape?
9 years ago
6th and Liberty.
9 years ago
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