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Really Juicy Pussy

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by yak

submitted July 3rd 2008

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looks like a dead mouse... thats been in there for a while :/
9 years ago
She just ate something.
9 years ago
unfortunately... it looked like she enjoyed it though
9 years ago
how does a black woman know shes pregnant?
she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton has been picked off.
9 years ago
lofl
9 years ago
q:whats a shame? a: a bus full of black people going over a bridge. q: what a DAMN shame? a: one of the seats on that bus were empty.
9 years ago
Why dont black people take cruises?
We already tricked them once.
9 years ago
haha!@ben
9 years ago
Whats long black and sweaty?
the line at popeyes
9 years ago
Q: What do you call 10 niggers hanging form a tree?

A: Alabama windchime
9 years ago
what do you call 300 white dudes chasing a black dude?
the PGA tour
9 years ago
whats white and 12 inches long?
absolutely nothing
9 years ago
what about mini me?
9 years ago
How do you keep niggers out of your backyard.
Hang one in the front.
9 years ago
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
niggers
9 years ago
Hank made me say that.
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
9 years ago
How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick to the window.
9 years ago
How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.
9 years ago
Why do black people smell bad?
So blind people can be racist too.
9 years ago
what do you call a white man in the ghetto?
a victim
9 years ago
how do you starve a black man?
hide his food stamps under his work boots
9 years ago
how long does it take a white bitch to take a shit?
9 months
9 years ago
What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 black guys?
the warden
9 years ago
whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
the pizza can feed a family of four.
9 years ago
Whats the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day. -, BlackTEE®
9 years ago
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line
9 years ago
whats the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
a tire doesnt sing when you put it in chains.
9 years ago
Whats green and sits on my front porch?
My nigger and I'll paint him any fucking color I want.
9 years ago
Whats the difference between niggers and pit bulls?
Its still legal to own a pit bull.
9 years ago
Why wouldnt my mom let me play in the sandbox when I was little?
She was afraid the cats would bury me.
9 years ago
Why is Roland so lazy and such a drain on society?
because hes black
9 years ago
theres a nigger, a frenchman, and old lady and a hot blonde on a train. the train goes through a tunnel, and while its dark, someone gets slapped. the hot chick thought the nigger tried to feel up on the old lady, and she slapped him. the old lady thought the same about the hot chick. the frenchman thought "i cant wait for another tunnel so i can hit that nigger again."
9 years ago
how did we know adam wasnt black?
ever try taking a rib from a nigger?
9 years ago
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
9 years ago
what do you say to a nigger in uniform?
ill have a number 5 with a large coke.
9 years ago
Man goes to doctor... Doctor Doctor I cant stop masturbating on teenage negro girls... Here try one of these the doctor says. What are they? the man asks
doctor replies
Nigger Teen Patches
9 years ago
why dont mexicans have sex ed. and drivers ed. on the same day?
the donkey is too tired
9 years ago
How come im only laughing at Tyrones......
9 years ago
Why do niggers have red eyes after sex?

Mace stings
9 years ago
Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?
To keep his pants up.
9 years ago
Why was white chocolate invented?
So niggers don't accidentally bite their hands.
9 years ago
Tyrone, 1rish and Roland are the only ones to make me laugh so far in this thread. The rest of you can fuck off back to where you came from.
9 years ago
well your a fucking joke all by yerself mister self-proclaimed-authority-on-what's- funny-and-what's-not.
9 years ago
what do you say to your tv when you see it floating in the middle of the night?
Drop it nigger!
9 years ago
What should a bunch of ungrateful niggers say to the whites who invented everything they enjoy today?

Thanks for dragging me from my hole in africa and letting me leach off your welfare system
9 years ago
Tyrone did make me laugh, but only because his jokes were so pathetically bad and they were in an attempt to get back at everyone for the black jokes. I pitied him at first but then he kept going and it just became funny.
9 years ago
what runs faster then a nigger with a TV, his cousin with the VCR.
9 years ago
ummmmmm sorry hotshot, i just dont know any good nigger jokes, kinda like how white people dont know any good cracka jokes... and oneliners are never funny, clever, but not funny
9 years ago
I've heard good white guy jokes, but I can't think of any offhand right now.
9 years ago
On the other hand, what's the proper way to wink at a politician?

*mimes looking through a rifle scope*
9 years ago
why do niggers keep chickens in the yard?
to teach their kids how to walk
9 years ago
Why do dobermans lick their balls?

To get the taste of black people out of their mouths.
9 years ago
What's an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato.
9 years ago
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.
9 years ago
Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.
9 years ago
Why don't nazis eat Jews?

They give 'em gas.
9 years ago
So, an Indian, a Frenchman, and the Pope are all on a plane. The pilot says, "Hey, are any of you not circumcised?" So the Pope lifts up his robe and says, "Shut up, stupid! You don't even speak English!" The Israeli asks the Japanese guy to open his eyes, but the Japanese man says, "I'm not squinting you crazy Jew, you're the one who sold me these cheap glasses!" What's the difference between a Belgian and a lump of dog shit? The Belgian drinks wine, but the dog shit smells good.
9 years ago
Irish drunk jokes are bullshit, we dont drink that much
9 years ago
speak for yer self.
9 years ago
fuckin yak. :(
9 years ago
ok ok, i got one! How did Tiger Woods get his name? His mom is from Thailand so "Ti"...and his dad is a Nigger so "ger"
9 years ago
"Re" "Ply"
9 years ago
wait wait i got one too! That joke sucked more then your mom did last night.
9 years ago
Seriously, you must be the guy at parties who tell an incredibly lame racist joke that no one laughs at.
9 years ago
no i am equal opportunity, it doesnt matter race, creed, or religion
9 years ago
i liked it nicoya, look at all these assholes you got riled up.
9 years ago
Hell, his real name isn't even Tiger
9 years ago
Lol. The part at the beginning when the camera is focusing in... freaked me out, anyone else?
9 years ago
i'm going to say the rest of the video freaked me out a little more... yuck
9 years ago
are you going to try and tell me you've never tried this akaitsuki? i call bs!

9 years ago
Never Yak.. never! i actually like to stay away from things involving blood, piss, shit, and puke...
9 years ago
I think the part when she started sucking on the dirty tampon freaked me out a little bit, but yea that camera focusing... *shiver*
9 years ago
Fucking wimps
9 years ago
And P.S. yak I hate you forever. This vid grossed me out the first time it found it's way on here. Throw it out woman! DON'T EAT IT!
9 years ago
i'll take that as a compliment :P

9 years ago
don't encourage him
9 years ago
kinda looked like a severed penis to me
9 years ago
So I'm guessing you have much experience in the realm of the severed penis.
9 years ago
now that would be mucho worthy and yea i double posted.. fuck off
9 years ago
Actually no one probably cares..Go get yourself an avatar...
9 years ago
IT'S A TRAP
9 years ago
Thank you, Admiral Akbar.

Also....

Yay, SMC is back!
9 years ago
hahah gleeeee
9 years ago
I didn't watch the whole thing. Damn how could anybody do that?
9 years ago
So two tampoons are walking up the street. Who waves?

Neither, there both stuck up cunts.
9 years ago
Two tampoons are walking up the street and see someone the y now. who waces?.

:(
9 years ago
Abort mission.
9 years ago
still drunk :/
9 years ago
Hi , iam on welfare I dont work or do shit all I just watch mucho sucko vids.
9 years ago
yes we know
9 years ago
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