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DBOTW

Douchebag of the week #1 Why, ladies? Why?

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by smerf

submitted July 1st 2008

66 comments
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9 years ago
CHA_CHING! Give this man a prize! It cost a LOT of money for those girls to look that good 24/7...when they do nothing but look cute all day, they don't exactly "earn money" So, they have to get it some how I guess.
9 years ago
Leave it to you to bash the hot chicks and not the fuckin guido.
9 years ago
He's more like a guido wannabe.
9 years ago
I WASN'T BASHING! I was being honest..I can give you a run down of how much it costs to look like that if you like. And as for the guido...That man isn't Italian, if he was at least he'd be good looking douche bag.
9 years ago
I'd say he's a gold medal guido. Minus the gold medal of course.
9 years ago
but...but...he's got the gold medal right around his neck!
9 years ago
Why don't you give us a rundown on how much it would take you to look good? Maybe we can get Donald Trump and Bill Gates to go in on it.
9 years ago
I would'nt really call these two girls "hot"...
Fuckable--for sure..
Hot---Questionable
9 years ago
He's gotta keep his ho's fly.
9 years ago
How the fuck much could it cost to look like the filthy whore in white? What'd she have to do, buy two bus tokens and shell out $14 at the mall for that top? And VicSin, why not just give us a plain ol' rundown? Like when you run, your weight goes down type of deal...?
9 years ago
Isn't 'guido' now used as a catch all phrase for douchebags who dress up like this - instead of the racial Italian slur?
9 years ago
guido is just a cracka-ass honky with a meatball....
*picks out afro and walks away
9 years ago
Who's racist now^?
9 years ago
*raises hand....
9 years ago
well i wouldnt say racist.... racist is believing your race is superior to all others... i just dont trust whitey
see the difference?
9 years ago
Just prejudiced...







or maybe we could say realistic, or practical.
9 years ago
sometimes i like to combine the sacond and third one....
realactical or practealist
9 years ago
or i could jump in and say fuck off nigger
9 years ago
Bootfuck, you jumping anyone anywhere mean's nothing.
9 years ago
Him jumping into a really deep well would be a lot better all round.
9 years ago
Nigga, please.
9 years ago
Well, yes.
9 years ago
Bootface, stay out of our fun, alright!
9 years ago
bootface calling me a nigger is equivalent to a 1000 pound man calling a 365 pound man a "lard ass"....
9 years ago
why do i think "sleezy b movie producer" when i look at him...
or like used car salesman...

9 years ago
Strip club owner, I was thinking.
9 years ago
He clearly sells sidekicks in a kiosk at the mall.
9 years ago
Lee Majors peddles cellphones now?
9 years ago
Lee Majors peddles purple paddleboats in pleasant Paraguay...
9 years ago
Kinda looks like the porn director that Dennis Hopper did the voice over for, in GTA Vice City.
9 years ago
OMG! Don't you guys know who that is?!? That's... no, i mean... Shit, I don't know who he is but he's a luck guy!
9 years ago
These women appear to be whores. The man appears to be a whoremonger. Therefore he is and they be.
9 years ago
Can't argue with that reasoning.
9 years ago
^You can argue with anything..
9 years ago
You mean me?
9 years ago
Ya, you..
9 years ago
No, I think you mean someone else.
9 years ago
*looks around*
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Nope..
9 years ago
he forgot a shirt
9 years ago
along with his dignity
9 years ago
You fogot to double post.
9 years ago
meat as meat they all feel the same to fuck
9 years ago
forgot to mentioned, mostly they are the same but in some cases slappy or tight. I prefer something neither of them.
9 years ago
you prefer bears..... male bears....
9 years ago
Bono is a fucken pimp.
9 years ago
That's good.
9 years ago
bono cant even count... you have to know how to count to be a pimp...
9 years ago
I bet he can count those super millions he's made and has.
9 years ago
but i bet he cant count them in spanish...
9 years ago
Are you guys really looking ? Put your fucking glasses on !! The one on the right is fucking ugly and the one on the left is an implanted Ladyboy!! for fucks sake, he was probably paid good money to have his photo taken with them.
9 years ago
Who cares. They're damaged goods now anyway.
9 years ago
He has a chest protector on.
9 years ago
His beer gut's gonna pop that cheap leather shirt at any moment.
9 years ago
At least he wasn't wearing a jump suit.
9 years ago
This is what happens when you move to LA to become a star... THAT GUY. That guy is what happens.
9 years ago
looks like maury finklestein...do it...do it..do it...
9 years ago
he would look better with some cum and shit on his face.
9 years ago
This is why aXe for men should be banned. Any fucking loser can get women with it.
9 years ago
Bitch didnt i just tell you to shut up and be lookin fine?
9 years ago
Baahahahahaha! He's the father to he 4 popped collar kid...and the father of the guy with the new fuckin haircut!
9 years ago
what ?
9 months ago
oh right.... well who cares
9 months ago
I thought you did.....
9 months ago
You can see his saggy map flaps.ewwwwwwwww
9 years ago
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