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I just knew

that some fucked up captions could be said here.

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by Mako

submitted June 30th 2008

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I just knew
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One time at cheer leading camp I stuck a banana....
9 years ago
...in a 3 lbs. pot roast and ate the whole thing
9 years ago
well done
9 years ago
I do prefer my meat fully cooked. Rare just makes me sick.
9 years ago
if steak isn't bleeding its not really worth eating ;/

9 years ago
Which would be why I also prefer chicken.
9 years ago
lets be honest, chicken or not, when was the last time you turned down any food?
9 years ago
bloody as hell or burnt to a crisp?
9 years ago
Welcome to Jack Rabbit Slim's!
9 years ago
Well played RalphMachio, Well played indeed.
9 years ago
i hated him in the outsiders
9 years ago
He really sucked in Karate Kid
9 years ago
fuck you ralph machio
9 years ago
Ralph Machio is the epitome of bad-assednes.
9 years ago
possible ..but have you seen the outsiders?
9 years ago
swaze > machio
9 years ago
Nah, Tom Cruise is in it.
9 years ago
good point...i've never seen it either
9 years ago
CROSSROADS IS THE BEST MOVIE ABOUT GUITAR BATTLES EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

9 years ago
Ralph Macchio > Steve Vai
9 years ago
shit i forgot about that epic
9 years ago
ralph machio has been in some of the worst popular movies ever made. what a dick
9 years ago
My Cousin Vinnie was good. Of course, that was due to Joe Pesci and What's her name hottie's parts.
9 years ago
marisa tomei? maybe?
9 years ago
ralph machio was in that? what a douchebag
9 years ago
the worst part in the outsiders had to be when matt dillon was on the hospital bed..overacting to a degree almost unheard of..."Do it for Johnny man.....Do it for Johnny!"..
9 years ago
fuck that movie is a bad thing...fuck you machio
9 years ago
C'mon dik, Outsiders was a good movie and you know it.
9 years ago
"Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."
9 years ago
it's one of the very worst acted movies in history
9 years ago
some would say the book is practically a classic...not this dude...i think it was a pretty weak story to begin with...hank you just suck
9 years ago
What is with the hostility?
9 years ago
S.E. Hinton's books are classics.
9 years ago
i'm not hostile..i meant you suck in a friendly way...they're books for children...personally i'll get my culture from cable tv
9 years ago
i've got culture coming out of my ass
9 years ago
You can get a lotion for that.
9 years ago
Some children's books are classics.
9 years ago
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.

Classic.
9 years ago
Where the Wild Things Are.
9 years ago
horton hears a noob
9 years ago
Green Eggs and Hank.
9 years ago
I am Hank.
9 years ago
Hank I am.
9 years ago
I do not like Hank in a box.
I do not like Hank with a fox.
I do not like Hank in a house.
I do not like Hank with a mouse.
I do not like Hank here or there.
I do not like Hank anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and Hank.
I do not like you, Hank-I-am.
9 years ago
i only read all that because i could see most words were the same
9 years ago
Ralph machio was the man at the end of The Karate Kid. I still love that movie at the end when he wins.
9 years ago
That movie has the best tournament montage ever, at the end when it's playing that song "You're The Best" and he's beating everyone.
9 years ago
anybody noticed how bad-ass Cuba Gooding Jr was in Boyz In The Hood?
Narrator: "With a lonely sigh, BBBT realized he was the only black guy in the room. BBBT walked away, feeling as if he didnt fit in. The end"
9 years ago
Yeah, I know that, but what does that movie and actor have to do with this thread?
9 years ago
I've seen Boyz in the Hood several times and used to have the sound track.

"How to survive in South Central, a place where busting a cap is fundamental."
9 years ago
I am black.

Black I am.
9 years ago
They play that best around song at the gym while we train. I have also boxed to "Eye of The Tiger".
9 years ago
Both those songs really suck.
9 years ago
and are borderline gay.
9 years ago
Fuck Karate Kid, nothing beats "the best of the best" with Eric Roberts.
9 years ago
they suck
9 years ago
"Best of the Best Worst Actors and Martial Artists Wannabes with only a smidgeon of passable martial arts talent".

Yeah, that movie rocked.
9 years ago
No, I can't think of anything...
9 years ago
cat got yer..... ummmm... nevermind
9 years ago
15 minutes later this turns into a "queefing competition"
9 years ago
pot... potassium, what's the difference??
9 years ago
assium?
9 years ago
How much for the one on the left?
9 years ago
The one on the right is $25 for oral, the one on the left is Tyrone's so you would have to ask him but Tyrone's specialty is $10 and under.
9 years ago
fat bitches are half off during the summer...
9 years ago
why during the summer?
9 years ago
Because they smell worse in the heat.
9 years ago
Okay, so how much for both?
9 years ago
Where's the fat bitch?
9 years ago
In the back seat of Tyrone's caddy.
9 years ago
hell no, fat bitches mess up the shocks.... i transport them in my fly-ass u-haul
9 years ago
U da man.
9 years ago
word to tha motha...
9 years ago
Drivin around in a U-Haul will fuck up your canary yellow suit, don't you know anything aboot pimpin?
9 years ago
Nah, he's mean a u-haul trailer. He's got a hitch on the back of the caddy.
9 years ago
pussyhands, i wrote the book on pimpin, and if you knew anything about anything, you'd know that only assistant pimps wore canary yellow suits..... all my suits are plum crazy purple, like a true pimp
9 years ago
pimping...not easy
9 years ago
"Take it all, bitch!"
9 years ago
"so i walked into my sisters bedroom today..."
9 years ago
"Dear Barely Legal..."
9 years ago
I wouldn't go that far. I'm thinking 15 or 16. You might want to delete this picturs Deja.
9 years ago
Why, there isn't any nudity or anything.
9 years ago
toolman is disturbed by the photo
9 years ago
Maybe it's his step-daughter
9 years ago
I'd be impressed by the 15 year old living in a college dorm.
9 years ago
Really, I'm gettin fucking old.
9 years ago
calm down tool. little girls love to fuck
9 years ago
I wish I was young again.
9 years ago
Dear Diary, Jackpot!!
9 years ago
it's good that they're learning how to give a blowjob at such an early age. lol
9 years ago
JAILBAIT!!!
9 years ago
Thats daddy's little girls.
9 years ago
when you and your brother dressed like a little girls.
is that what your daddy would say to you?
9 years ago
my sister and her friends used to do this all the time...fuckin cock teasers!
9 years ago
Whoa, whoa, whoa...wait. Did you say your sister was a cock tease. Dude!
9 years ago
what is wrong with you
9 years ago
I like that these chicks look almost identical. "I'm sucking my own banana dick!"
9 years ago
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