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I just knew

that some fucked up captions could be said here.

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by Mako

submitted June 30th 2008

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I just knew
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One time at cheer leading camp I stuck a banana....
10 years ago
...in a 3 lbs. pot roast and ate the whole thing
10 years ago
well done
10 years ago
I do prefer my meat fully cooked. Rare just makes me sick.
10 years ago
if steak isn't bleeding its not really worth eating ;/

10 years ago
Which would be why I also prefer chicken.
10 years ago
lets be honest, chicken or not, when was the last time you turned down any food?
10 years ago
bloody as hell or burnt to a crisp?
10 years ago
Welcome to Jack Rabbit Slim's!
10 years ago
Well played RalphMachio, Well played indeed.
10 years ago
i hated him in the outsiders
10 years ago
He really sucked in Karate Kid
10 years ago
fuck you ralph machio
10 years ago
Ralph Machio is the epitome of bad-assednes.
10 years ago
possible ..but have you seen the outsiders?
10 years ago
swaze > machio
10 years ago
Nah, Tom Cruise is in it.
10 years ago
good point...i've never seen it either
10 years ago
CROSSROADS IS THE BEST MOVIE ABOUT GUITAR BATTLES EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

10 years ago
Ralph Macchio > Steve Vai
10 years ago
shit i forgot about that epic
10 years ago
ralph machio has been in some of the worst popular movies ever made. what a dick
10 years ago
My Cousin Vinnie was good. Of course, that was due to Joe Pesci and What's her name hottie's parts.
10 years ago
marisa tomei? maybe?
10 years ago
ralph machio was in that? what a douchebag
10 years ago
the worst part in the outsiders had to be when matt dillon was on the hospital bed..overacting to a degree almost unheard of..."Do it for Johnny man.....Do it for Johnny!"..
10 years ago
fuck that movie is a bad thing...fuck you machio
10 years ago
C'mon dik, Outsiders was a good movie and you know it.
10 years ago
"Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."
10 years ago
it's one of the very worst acted movies in history
10 years ago
some would say the book is practically a classic...not this dude...i think it was a pretty weak story to begin with...hank you just suck
10 years ago
What is with the hostility?
10 years ago
S.E. Hinton's books are classics.
10 years ago
i'm not hostile..i meant you suck in a friendly way...they're books for children...personally i'll get my culture from cable tv
10 years ago
i've got culture coming out of my ass
10 years ago
You can get a lotion for that.
10 years ago
Some children's books are classics.
10 years ago
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.

Classic.
10 years ago
Where the Wild Things Are.
10 years ago
horton hears a noob
10 years ago
Green Eggs and Hank.
10 years ago
I am Hank.
10 years ago
Hank I am.
10 years ago
I do not like Hank in a box.
I do not like Hank with a fox.
I do not like Hank in a house.
I do not like Hank with a mouse.
I do not like Hank here or there.
I do not like Hank anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and Hank.
I do not like you, Hank-I-am.
10 years ago
i only read all that because i could see most words were the same
10 years ago
Ralph machio was the man at the end of The Karate Kid. I still love that movie at the end when he wins.
10 years ago
That movie has the best tournament montage ever, at the end when it's playing that song "You're The Best" and he's beating everyone.
10 years ago
anybody noticed how bad-ass Cuba Gooding Jr was in Boyz In The Hood?
Narrator: "With a lonely sigh, BBBT realized he was the only black guy in the room. BBBT walked away, feeling as if he didnt fit in. The end"
10 years ago
Yeah, I know that, but what does that movie and actor have to do with this thread?
10 years ago
I've seen Boyz in the Hood several times and used to have the sound track.

"How to survive in South Central, a place where busting a cap is fundamental."
10 years ago
I am black.

Black I am.
10 years ago
They play that best around song at the gym while we train. I have also boxed to "Eye of The Tiger".
10 years ago
Both those songs really suck.
10 years ago
and are borderline gay.
10 years ago
Fuck Karate Kid, nothing beats "the best of the best" with Eric Roberts.
10 years ago
they suck
10 years ago
"Best of the Best Worst Actors and Martial Artists Wannabes with only a smidgeon of passable martial arts talent".

Yeah, that movie rocked.
10 years ago
No, I can't think of anything...
10 years ago
cat got yer..... ummmm... nevermind
10 years ago
15 minutes later this turns into a "queefing competition"
10 years ago
pot... potassium, what's the difference??
10 years ago
assium?
10 years ago
How much for the one on the left?
10 years ago
The one on the right is $25 for oral, the one on the left is Tyrone's so you would have to ask him but Tyrone's specialty is $10 and under.
10 years ago
fat bitches are half off during the summer...
10 years ago
why during the summer?
10 years ago
Because they smell worse in the heat.
10 years ago
Okay, so how much for both?
10 years ago
Where's the fat bitch?
10 years ago
In the back seat of Tyrone's caddy.
10 years ago
hell no, fat bitches mess up the shocks.... i transport them in my fly-ass u-haul
10 years ago
U da man.
10 years ago
word to tha motha...
10 years ago
Drivin around in a U-Haul will fuck up your canary yellow suit, don't you know anything aboot pimpin?
10 years ago
Nah, he's mean a u-haul trailer. He's got a hitch on the back of the caddy.
10 years ago
pussyhands, i wrote the book on pimpin, and if you knew anything about anything, you'd know that only assistant pimps wore canary yellow suits..... all my suits are plum crazy purple, like a true pimp
10 years ago
pimping...not easy
10 years ago
"Take it all, bitch!"
10 years ago
"so i walked into my sisters bedroom today..."
10 years ago
"Dear Barely Legal..."
10 years ago
I wouldn't go that far. I'm thinking 15 or 16. You might want to delete this picturs Deja.
10 years ago
Why, there isn't any nudity or anything.
10 years ago
toolman is disturbed by the photo
10 years ago
Maybe it's his step-daughter
10 years ago
I'd be impressed by the 15 year old living in a college dorm.
10 years ago
Really, I'm gettin fucking old.
10 years ago
calm down tool. little girls love to fuck
10 years ago
I wish I was young again.
10 years ago
Dear Diary, Jackpot!!
10 years ago
it's good that they're learning how to give a blowjob at such an early age. lol
10 years ago
JAILBAIT!!!
10 years ago
Thats daddy's little girls.
10 years ago
when you and your brother dressed like a little girls.
is that what your daddy would say to you?
10 years ago
my sister and her friends used to do this all the time...fuckin cock teasers!
10 years ago
Whoa, whoa, whoa...wait. Did you say your sister was a cock tease. Dude!
10 years ago
what is wrong with you
10 years ago
I like that these chicks look almost identical. "I'm sucking my own banana dick!"
10 years ago
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