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Huge Dildo Bitter Pornographer

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Ah, this guy always makes me laugh.

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by yak

submitted June 29th 2008

58 comments
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comments (58)
My stunt dildo
9 years ago
for when the other dildo gets dirty from your ass?

9 years ago
my ass is clean??
9 years ago
.... i have no clue?

9 years ago
It's...not...12...yet?
9 years ago
its 12:30... are you waiting for something? ;/

9 years ago
Shit! I keep forgetting my computer is 1 hour behind (I set it to 2007 so I can use un-licensed Adobe CS3 and for some reason it sets itself an hour behind.)

At least I had that pleasant surprise of THINKING you posted early...
9 years ago
Go pay for your software so some of us can pay their bills to get to come here.
9 years ago
theres a full on cracked version of CS3 that doesnt require all that date changing shit available.
9 years ago
How do you get around that? Their new security shit is tight as hell on the new CS3, or at least it is on the Master Collection. My brother couldn't find it anywhere in Iraq because of the security crap they put on it for licensing.
9 years ago
I just payed for it....I hope you have fun putting all of those good, honest, hard working men out of a job!
9 years ago
I enjoy putting anybody out a job. It's good fun.
9 years ago
adobe is famous for their lack of copy protection actually, its been like that since day one with them, they are also well known for their tracking of piracy but doing nothing about it.

if you are making money doing something that needs photoshop, you should probably buy it... if you are just playing with it for whatever reason, its kind of hard to justify paying for it... because it is pretty expensive :P

and no... i doubt adobe systems aren't hurting for money... considering they have like 7000 employees i think they are still managing to turn a profit :P

9 years ago
er... i doubt adobe systems is hurting for money ;/

9 years ago
Revenue ▲ $3.157 billion USD (2007)
yeah, they are doing 'ok'

9 years ago
Hahaha. I saw your comment in the recent comments list and thought you were talking about the porno company that made this vid.
9 years ago
their revenue would be less :(
much.. much less :P

9 years ago
ANY 1 NO WHERE I CAN GET THE FULL VIDEO/DVD?
8 years ago
I don't understand how anyone can find that old pasty ass bouncing up and down on a chocolate pole attractive
9 years ago
if its for a member, it changes everything.
9 years ago
Careful, she might pull her insides out.
9 years ago
SILENCE! We actually want to see that.
9 years ago
this is the vid i said i was bout to post the other day but unfortunately i got stoned and i got lazy so gj someone else
9 years ago
yeah, being that it was originally posted like 3 years ago no problem! :p

9 years ago
nice nice
9 years ago
but yeah, if you need brownie points for talking about a video, you have it.
9 years ago
I used to have it bookmarked.. then Mucho went on the "Must prove age trip" with the rest of the world and it was no longer available... BUT the page would still load with a blacked out vid :(
9 years ago
...what "must prove age trip"?
9 years ago
the 2257 act that caused the mucho "lost archive" :P

9 years ago
is this guy on set?
9 years ago
She can take larger. Also on a side note yak, you should somehow make it so someone’s avatar changes and says "BANNED" in red letters or something. It would look cool and tells who the banhammer has hit lately.
9 years ago
I mean the avatar should change when you ban them.
9 years ago
Who are you?
9 years ago
Problem with that is that they can't get on, so we can't see their avatar.
9 years ago
You can see banned people's avatars. The problem is they can't post so all of the banned person's comments will be old, on past day's threads.

A ban list, someone suggested, would be a much better idea.
9 years ago
Actually, I think I was the first one to suggest that.
9 years ago
They'd have to have some way to separate the spam-bots from people they've actually banned.
9 years ago
I would just like to see a voting system. If so many people vote to ban someone.. BAM.. they banned for 3 days. Or whatever.. a jury of your peers kinda system.
9 years ago
yeah, separating them would be 'easy' just have to have a flag when we ban things to have it set for 'spambots' or whatever... as far as a voting system... i could just see it getting abused a little too much, kind of like how digg and youtube have comment votes, its almost NEVER a comment that is worthwhile that gets voted up, its usually the most retarded shit that people "plus" or "thumbs up"
i wouldn't mind some sort of thing like that however, it would just need moderator control a bit, which would mean we would want to hand it over to some of the more regular people, because i don't want to have to bother ;)
we need to do a bunch of various tweaks to mucho for stuff like that, its just a matter of getting them all planned out and done... while in the meantime still fixing a few annoying bugs that are hard to track down.. i still want to give people a mucho home page that they can have as their own like.. myspace in a way, but more like a sister site of mucho, so you can post videos pictures etc and make some revenue off of it... so in essense make your own mini mucho.

at least thats one of the many ideas i have had for the site
9 years ago
not to mention admin lost his internet for a few days for downloading too many goddamn torrents :/

9 years ago
Admin needs to cut back on the porno.
9 years ago
very intresting idea yaksputin
9 years ago
Why not just start with something simple like a ban list yak?
9 years ago
hehe
9 years ago
when I watch porn I always put the directors commentary on
9 years ago
wait till she gets to the ones in the background..
9 years ago
Porno. It's serious business.
9 years ago
That guy is funny.
9 years ago
i only want to pay for a video in which she is going to use that even bigger dildo that was in the background
9 years ago
Assholio.
9 years ago
i would like to hear a negotiation between this guy and the 300 member guy from a day or so ago.
9 years ago
or is it the same guy?
9 years ago
same guy i believe

9 years ago
Wow what a fucking crybaby her husband is
9 years ago
FAKE!!!!!!
9 years ago
Now... THAT's a fucking coffee table. heh.
9 years ago
ANY 1 NO WHERE I CAN GET THE FULL VIDEO/DVD?
8 years ago
dat worn out butthole...
3 years ago
recover password