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My Next Bike

Well, hopefully..... MV Agusta F4 1000R

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by XtheRodX

submitted June 29th 2008

36 comments
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My Next Bike
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comments (36)
Till you get it, fuck off.
9 years ago
Eh, even then.
9 years ago
Agreed.
9 years ago
Its cool
9 years ago
who gives a fuck!
9 years ago
Of course, XRod will have to personalize his new bike, like attaching a big, spikey, black dildo to the seat.
9 years ago
It's hooked up to the battery too
9 years ago
I disagree, I'll bet the dildo will be hot pink.
9 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if he added a bike bell and a pink basket on the front.
9 years ago
Streamers
9 years ago
you guys know me so well
9 years ago
We'll know him coming down the street, "jjjingg! jjjingg! jjing! jjing!"
9 years ago
Hey Assfucks, the next time I want lip from you, I'll wiggle my zipper.
9 years ago
Like you do at the Mega Gay Biker Convention every year?
9 years ago
Make sure you post the resultant aftermath pictures.
9 years ago
without you on it thank you
9 years ago
jeez, once you get that all the fellas down at the gay bar will take you seriously for a change
9 years ago
He still has to suck 30 dicks a month to keep up with the payments.
9 years ago
After riding everything else, I finally settled on a Harley for my last selection. The sport bikes are fun until you see an accident up close and watch a friend die thank to the 2 ton fly swatter. Though it would likely kill anyone on anything, the fact remained that his bike disintegrated and the EMS said that had the bike managed to stay intact for the initial impact, he might have been catapulted and landed with injuries instead of being blasted into the vehicle.

Enjoy your Agusta. Mine was nice.
9 years ago
So what? You scared yourself onto a slow rattly crap heap? Weak!
9 years ago
And a Peanutbutter and Jelly Harley is better?
9 years ago
My Harley is hardly slow. While I don't have that jet-airplane take off, the shear acceleration on the road dominates the crotch rockets and I find most of them asking me "What the fuck?" at the nearest stop. Some don't want to look and try hard to appear to be unimpressed, though their obvious glances belie their calm demeanor. And so, from light to light, we play the game until they either turn off, stop, or ask.

Harleys rock. Godzilla wishes he had one... or a car... or a life...
9 years ago
Id ask.. 'why are you such a tard?'
9 years ago
i like my 60 mpg yamaha.... or 23 on some days.....
9 years ago
cool now you can be one of those dick twists that go 120 mph on the highway endangering everyone else's lives while impressing absolutely no one but yourself. at least tuck in the back of your shirt when you ride it
9 years ago
How would that REALLY endanger anyone in a car? Besides totalling the back of the car theres really no danger in someone fully exercising the abilities of the vehicle they purchased. Besides how often do you see someone going 120? It isnt as if every streetbike owner has it fucken pinned constantly. You must have a pretty good like if you dont have anything better to bitch about.
9 years ago
and this was posted why?
9 years ago
ha, fag
9 years ago
The Tamborini. Bit old now. Id have a Desmosedici RR
9 years ago
Ive got a Yamaha Fs1e
9 years ago
(and a rover estate) shh..
9 years ago
its a tourer
9 years ago
buy it so I can steal it.
9 years ago
Suzuki's are better.
9 years ago
Who gives a shit.
5 years ago
He probably never got it and got buggered instead
5 years ago
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